Hi amigos! I finally updated a new chapter of GET THAT RED BOOK! I would've updated sooner, but I was stuck with a fever for four days. Also, I was too lazy on the times I was strong enough to type.

To dragonknight1: Didn't you read what I placed in a past chapter, smart guy? I said that the book of a Mamodo chooses its reader, but no one said that it couldn't have MULTIPLE readers.

Anyway, back to the fic…


Chapter 4: Matrix, X's, and O's

So, the battle began between the ninja Mamodo and Zatch. The reader read out "Kunai Kaynon!" as the fat Mamodo's eyes glowed as thousands of kunais flew right at Zatch and Rick. Luckily, they jumped out of the way just in time.

"All Right, Zatch. Let's teach this fat Yugioh hater the power of love, friendship, the heart of the cards, and pointy hair!" Rick yells as Zatch nods and Rick yells, "Zakeru!" Zatch launched a bolt of lightning at the guys, which exploded when it was near them. After the dust cleared we see that instead of two shocked bodies, there were two logs with a kunai in it instead. "What the?" Rick said, when suddenly, the two were kicked by the ninjas and were sent back

"Dude, were ninjas," the human ninja told the two. "We can replace a single target with something else." The ninja then takes out his book and reads, "Reezaa!" as the ninja Mamodo shot lasers out of his eyes and fried Zatch. "What the crap? What does laser beams have to do with ninjas?" "Look man, I only read the books, not write them," the ninja reader told them.

"Well Zatch, looks like we have to kick it up a notch," Rick tells Zatch as Zatch walks a few steps toward his foe and looked toward the ground.

Insert Matrix Lobby Fight Song Here

We see Zatch in a trench coat and in black clothes with sunglasses. He then puts his hands in the pockets of the trench coats and pulls out twin AK-47s (don't ask how they fitted in his small trench coat) and starts firing at the sides as he walks toward the target. He then leaps toward the ninja Mamodo and fires his guns in slow motion while the camera spins around him and show the gust bullets make.

Ha! You guys ACTUALLY thought that Zatch went Matrix on the ninja? Hahaha! Anyway, back to reality…

Zatch and Rick are running like cowards while screaming like Japanese school girls dodging the lasers being shot out of the ninja Mamodo's eyes. Finally, one hits them and launches them into a warehouse where they crash into some boxes.

"Damnit!" Rick complains as he gets up from the pile of boxes he climbs out from with Zatch. Lucky for them, the lasers didn't hit the book and Zatch was safe. "How the craps are we suppose to beat them?" Rick complains. "If we use an attack on them or even reflect their attack, they'll ninja replace it!"

Suddenly, Rick stumbles a box of red pens conveniently right next to him. "Wait! I have an idea!"

Rick then grabs a red pen and opens the book to the back of the book and writes in it 'Tic Tac Toe' in English. Soon enough, the ink phased in and was transferred into spell language. He then points to the word and read "Tic Tac Toe!" just as the ninjas arrived in the warehouse.

Suddenly, Zatch's eyes glowed black instead of white as the earth shook violently and the sky turned red. We then see giant meteors shaped like X's and O's are falling from the sky. One of the meteors was easily about the size of a car, and it was aimed directly at the ninjas in a missile fashion. Thousands of them were falling from the sky, so even if they used substitution, they'll still get hit. They screamed as the thousands of meteors fell on them, crushing them (more specifically, the Mamodo's and the ninja's legs).

Rick (and Zatch once he snaps out of his trance) stare at the now hurt bodies they injured and stare at each other, saying; "Let's not use that for a while…"

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER...