Dear Colonel Jackass,
Do you love Riza? And why do you call Edward short?
-A. Future Friend
Jackass... sigh Why are all these people so mean to ME! takes out a gun and shoots himself in the leg. Anyway, about the first question... BECAUSE HE IS SHORT! DUHHH!
Maes: That's the second question dumbass.
Oh, right... about that... Flees
Dear Roy,
Are you gay? Oh and if you can, teel Fullmetal that I think he's hot!
I hope Roy gets it...
What did I tell you? They all hate me... SOB! Fine! I'll write a story like that in my fanfiction, "random x". SOMEONE GIVE ME MORE SUGAR! I WANT SUGAR DAMNIT!
Riza: He's always like this when he drinks juice
Hey how did you get her!
Riza: I shot you and put you in a bag... you're so dumb you didn't notice.
Oh, ok.
Lol! This is great! Let's see if I can think of one Thinks for a
moment
How 'bout this "Why do you enjoy irritating Hawkeye?"
I never realized that I irritated Hawkeye... but I do enjoy annoying her by doing random things to get out of work. Like cleaning windows for example!
Riza: Roy, get off the carpet, you're bleeding all over it!
Riza: Roy?... Roy?
Maes: poke I think he's hallucinating
SIGN MY NAME! starts to sign his name in the air
Riza: GOD BLESS JUICE! gives Roy a pen and papers he needed to sign
gets up and cleans the windows
Riza: sob
WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT! PLEASE REVIEW AND ASK MUSTANG MORE QUESTIONS!
Roy is currently writhing around on the ground in mexico because he drank water instead of juice!
fin