Guess who's back from Speech & Debate camp! I had to spend two weeks learning how to be a good debater and had homework to do; so I couldn't write any fan fictions. Now that I'm free, I can write again! Now, something to say in this author's note is that if you want my man Rick to be in a fan fiction of yours, just place in the copyrights that Rick is created and owned by none other than Electric Ammo (me). Also, we have something to tell the world (don't report me because it's in script form. It's a lot easier to do since it's not part of the story:

Rick: YOU! The people reading this story on your computer; right now. (Actually, it's read this printout if you are actually printed this chapter out). Although my name is Rick, I am in no way related to the Rick in Electric Ammo's other fan fiction, Harvest Moon: A Pretty Good Life. (My hair is red, not blue!)

Zatch: Uh Rick, who are you talking to?

Rick: NOTHING! Just don't ask. It's too complicated. Just eat this yellowtail fish-burger that I conveniently have in my hand.

Zatch: YAY! (Starts eating it)

Human Bleach Cos-player: HEY! Stop fooling around and get to this battle!

Rick: Okay, okay. (I hate lazy script form writing authors…)

Chapter 11: The 'Bleached' Battle

From where we left off the Zatchketeers, we see them now battling two Bleach wannabes (human dressed as Rukia and mamodo as Ichigo). Before the bleach losers could take out their book, Kiyo asked them, "Excuse me and all, but isn't it weird that mamodo teams just like you are always boy mamodos with girl humans?" The bleach team then asked, "What do you mean?" Kiyo then explains how teams like Sheri and Bargo, are always teamed up like that. Never was it once boy humans with girl mamodos, at least not that I can remember." Then Rick chuckled, "Maybe it's because the way things work for mamodos is perverted, just like fan fictions!" The bleach team then argues how they're not doing PG-13 to R rated things while Zatch wondered, "What's a fan fiction?"

Rick then laughs how the boy mamodo and the girl human make out after every battle just for celebration, which ticks off 'Team Bleach' as they opened the book and yelled, "Bleach-sword!" Suddenly, the mamodo's zanpaku-to grew and he charged at Zatch. Rick then threw the book to Kiyo, yelling, "Kiyo. Use the shield-thingy I saw you use with Zatch!" Kiyo listened and used Rashirudo (Ra-shield) to block the attack and lunge the bleach mamodo back. Kiyo then used Zakeru (Zakare) to hit the sword and shock the mamodo. The mamodo then starts to try and cut the three with his sword, but Kiyo used Jikerdo to stick into a pole.

Rick then ask the two, "Dude, why aren't you using any spells relating to Bleach?" The human then explained, "Since bleach has no REAL anime-style moves, with the screaming out of attacks and complicated blasting, we have nothing to copy. The only real thing in Bleach we can do is make our swords grow." "Actually," the mamodo said. "We still have one last thing we can try."

The mamodo then ate a starburst-like pill that knocked him out. Which then his body came out and started to act retarded. Suddenly, some invisible force then kicked Kiyo in the shin, then in the arms (knocking the book down), and then in the balls. This knocked Kiyo to the ground, twitching as he struggles to get back up. "What the hell is this!" Kiyo argues as he screams from the pain of being kicked in the testicles. The mamodo laughed as he explained in Bleach that once someone did that, their soul reaper self is split from the body and can attack.

Out of the blue, Rick asks the two, "Well, if that happened, then aren't you technically not supposed to hurt us. Your copying Bleach, not Danny Phantom." This then caused the mamodo to become truly transparent as he swears, "Retarded Ghost Logic…"

After running away like idiots, 'Team Bleach' moved all the way to Russia, where they pray that the Zatchketeers won't find them and beat them into a pulp. Sadly, while hiding they got beat by Megumi and Tia, who were there because of filming some new stuff for a music video. As you guessed it, their book was burned and the team was split in a sad, anime way, but that's not important right now.

We go back to the Zatchketeers, where Rick and Zatch recovered Suzie (who was unconscious through the whole battle) and Kiyo (who slipped into a fetal position for a while after being smacked in the groined). Once they were finally better, a squirrel came from nowhere and snatched Zatch's book, thus continuing the chase and the rest of this fan fiction.

I have a sad announcement I have to make right now, so please read this…

I now reveal to the world that I am becoming a freshman (since my school starts in August 31) and have to concentrate on schoolwork and such. Since I am going to one of the top high schools in California (I'm not telling you where. It might make you realize where I live and you might hunt me down like a crazed fan), I have to worry about my grades more. Plus, I'm going to Speech & Debate club and the school's anime club to practice my skills. This is actually cutting down on my fan fiction time, so I might not write stuff as often (not that I do). Please pray for me that I can get good grades so I can please my parents into letting me have more free time doing stuff I like, including writing fan fictions. I hope that one day, I can write all my fan fictions into completion. Until then, please hope that I can get close to the top in my school for me.