Hey all the fans that are enjoying their lives! I am typing this story right now in a motel a couple of miles from Yosemite, so by the time this chapter is updated I am already finished with my vacation. So far, I have only enjoyed enough time to update a single chapter, so I choose none other than the award winning "GET THAT RED BOOK!" (Not really award winning, but you get the message). Keep in mind that not every vacation I have I'll type, so don't expect too much once I can type. For all those who want long chapters, I'm sorry since time and age isn't a factor I can control. If I had all the time in the world, then I'd not only type long chapters, I would end world hunger and make world peace. Sorry… TO THE EXTREME! Anyway, onto the next chapter…
Chapter 12: Whatever happened to Megumi?
When we left our heroes, they were chasing some squirrel with their book and hoped that they could catch it before another mamodo or something comes along and challenges them. If that happens, then the book could be taken again and thus continuing the cycle of this outrageously ridiculous fan fiction. We see the squirrel running into a warehouse (not the same one from a couple of chapters ago). Kiyo worries that something bad might be in the warehouse, but Rick said, "Relax, dude. It's just a warehouse. What could possibly be inside that could do harm to the book?" The four walks up to the sign that has the companies' name, which was 'Safe INC.' "See Kiyo," Rick said in a confident voice. "Nothing is wrong with this place." When they open the door, they open their mouths down to the ground ALL THE WAY. Flame throwers were being made in one side and packed in crates labeled, 'DANGER!' and stuffed into a corner. One side had molten lava and furnaces making stuff that is REALLY hot. One side had gasoline and hydrogen all over being packed and laid on the round. If that wasn't bad enough, the whole place was built above a volcano, an earthquake zone, and had lasers that can burn through solid lead. Rick the sign they saw before and saw that some dust was on some words. He wipes the dust and reads the words 'REALLY UN-Safe Pyrotechnics INC.' Rick turns to the three, who are now having sweat drops on the side of their heads, and said, "OH FCK."
We now leave our heroes to go back to Megumi and Tia, who after a convenient plot device somehow came back to Japan in a flash after kicking 'Team Bleach' buttocks. They are now walking in the middle of the road, when they see Zatch, Kiyo, Suzie, and a redhead (Rick) running around chasing a squirrel with what looks like Zatch's book. The four had burned marks, burnt clothes, and burnt hair as they continue to chase the rascal of a vermin in order to get it back. After Zatch suddenly jumped on the squirrel and ate it in pure anger, Tia asked him, "Zatch. What are doing eating a squirrel and how come your book was even taken by it?" After Zatch whined about he mixed his book with Rick, who he introduced after eating the squirrel, and told the two the eleven chapters of this fan fiction.
Suddenly, Rick asks Kiyo, "Dude. That's Megumi. How do you know her, man?" Kiyo then explains, "We met her once in her concert and helped her win a mamodo battle. We've been friends since." Rick then thought to him, 'So mamodos are like celebrity magnets, eh?' Rick goes up to Megumi and asks, "Can I have your autograph. I'm a fan of yours." After Megumi signed the piece of paper Rick handed to her, she signed his shirt, his pants. Sadly, she drew the line when he said to autograph is butt.
Suddenly, two mamodos and two humans came out and yelled, "Evil doers, beware us shaolin warriors. For we are the four dragons!" They then did the whole 'Earth, Wind, Fire, Water' thing from Xaolin Showdown. Rick thought out loud, "Dude. This is possibly the first time we fought an American cartoon before. Let's make this fast. I heard the next one was supposed to be Yu Yu Hakusho or something." The four losers (Omi and Kimiko are the mamodos, Ray and Clay were humans) yelled, "Very well, we challenge you to a shaolin showdown. Our spell book for your spell book. Mamodo fighting only. To make it better, it'll be a Shenebu dare. That means two spell books for two. First one to beat up the other wins" Since the fight was like this, Zatch and Tia were against Kimiko and Omi mamodo.
When the whole arena became a floating battlefield (Suzie was knocked out for no odd reason), Omi was about to say 'gon-ye-tam-pie' when Rick said, "Dude, just skip it. It's not even REAL Chinese." So the battle was on. Kimiko mamodo was fighting Tia and Omi mamodo was fighting Zatch. Omi mamodo was using the whole water ability to try and drown Zatch while Kimiko mamodo was trying to fry Tia. Suddenly, Rick yelled, "RICK-BOTS, ATTACK!" For a while it was silent, then Rick said, "Oh yeah. I don't have any Rick-bots." After anime-falling to the ground, Omi and Kimiko mamodo lost concentration, and thus Zatch and Tia (mostly Tia) bore the living snot out of them. After burning the books, Kiyo and Megumi chased the humans away.
All of a sudden, a falcon grabbed both Tia and Zatch's book. "What! That falcon grabbed both Zatch and my book!" Tia yelled in horror. Suddenly, you the reader yell, "Hey! This is called 'GET THAT RED BOOK!' this doesn't make sense…" Suddenly, I the author come out of the computer (paper if print out) and yells, "NO QUESTIONING!" in the image of God. Anyway, the bunch (Suzie now recovered)
began to chase the falcon and thus the fan fiction continues.
For all you to know, Tia and Megumi now counts as some members of the Zatchketeers…