After an eternity of forever, I finally am updating GET THAT RED BOOK! As I promised in the chapter before, there is now a Yu Yu Hakusho cameo in this FAN FIC! Now, please stop bothering me on AIM and kicking my pets. To add to the list of stuff that I have added to this fan fiction, I now am making this fic rated PG-13 (or T, whichever comes to mind first). Now, enjoy… TO THE EXTREME!
Chapter 13: Mamodos for Spirit Detectives
The Zatchketeers were continuing their chase for the books, when suddenly some random hunters shot down the flacon. The books then dropped the book in some abandoned minefield. The gang then went up to see if their books are okay. The good news, the books were okay so Zatch and Tia were out of harms way. The bad news, it was sitting right on top of a mine. "Crap" Rick said as the gang sees the amount of mines on the field. Kiyo then swore, "Crud," since it seemed impossible to cross the minefield without being hurt. Suddenly, Zatch screamed out, "Gotta Blast!" The gang then stare at him, which then Zatch covered his mouth. He then said, "Sorry. Must be the fact that my voice actor was the same as Jimmy Neutron's."
"Well, what do we do now?" Rick said. Suddenly, Rick had an idea! "Wait. A Mamodo can withstand more stuff than regular people, right Kiyo?" Kiyo nods and asks, "-but what does that have to do with anything?" Rick then picks up a rock, gives it to Zatch, and throws Zatch and Tia over the minefield and right next to the books. "Rick, you meanie! What did you do that for?" "The explosions won't kill you as much as us regular humans, Zatch. If you can place the rock on top of the mine, then it would act as a counterweight and not activate the mine." Zatch and Tia try it to get their books. Surprisingly, I worked and Zatch and Tia were cheering happily. Sadly, Zatch knocked the rock downward and activated the mine. This caused it to explode and send Zatch and Tia forward as the debris into other mines.
Zatch and Tia ran for their lives back to the rest of the gang, with the fact that the explosions were following them and all. They finally ran back to the gang, when a final explosion knocked out Suzie (which obviously means that a battle is coming up). Zatch and Tia then land on the ground and Rick catches the books and gives Megumi back her book and Kiyo his book. Tia then came up and started strangling Rick, yelling, and "You ass! What did you do that for? You almost hurt Zatch, and more importantly, you could've hurt the spell books and me!" After a while, we here lightning strike and we now here someone say, "So! You have mamodos as well? Time to defeat you so our mamodos can become king!"
The gang's attention turns to eight figures that now appear in front of the gang. Four were schoolgirls cos-playing Botan, Kayko, and Yukina, which one wasn't cos-played at all. The mamodos were chibi-versions of Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama (its obvious who's controlling who, but if you must know, Kayko's to Yusuke, Yukina's to Kuwabara, the random girl's to Kurama, and Botan's to Hiei (I ran out of people to choose)). The Yu Yu Hakusho guys then yelled, "Prepare to feel the power of TEAM SPIRIT DETECTIVES!" Rick then yelled in fury, "What the FCK is up with all these anime cos-players in this fan fiction!" The Yusuke mamodo told him, "Dude, we came out of a recently opened Anime-Con. Tons of mamodos were there with their book owners who agreed not to fight in order to enjoy the convention. We talked about a weak mamodo named Zatch, and we agreed to kick his butt only and move on, hoping not to fight each other soon. So, since you already defeated some of our brethren, PREPARE TO FEEL OUR WRATH!"
The gang was about to clash with Team Spirit Detectives, when Rick stopped Megumi and Kiyo, telling them, "Leave this to me. This shouldn't be too hard." "Are you sure Rick?" Megumi and Kiyo ask, worrying their friend was in danger. "Don't worry, I know kung-fu." Rick then took out a boom box and went behind a bush, changing his clothes and came out in a black belt's uniform and wielded a short-handed staff. He then started to do kun-fu demonstrations while the music played. (Note, this is a song slash-fighting scene. Imagine Rick doing some cool shaolin style kung fu with a staff and sing the song lyrics below. Also, the song parts are in Italic)
Oh-hohoho, Oh-hohoho, Oh-hohoho, Oh-hohoho.
Rick then start to do kung-fu basics with a staff as the song continues.
Everybody was Kung fu fighting,
Those cats were fast as lightning.
In fact it was a little bit frightening,
But they fought with expert timing.
Rick then gets closer towards the enemies as he continues to use his staff in a defensive stance.
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown,
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down.
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part,
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip.
Rick then charged with his staff and was aiming to hit the Yusuke mamodo.
Everybody was Kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning-
The song then stops when the Kayko cos-player then yelled, "Spirit-Gun!" This caused the mamodo Yusuke to shoot a beam of light that disinigrates the staff Rick was using as a weapon. Rick stares at his now empty hands, with no staff, and rushes back to Kiyo and gang. He then tells Kiyo, "Okay, maybe I can't take them on my own. Let's work together!" Everyone said at the same time, "Coward," and then rushed into battle against Team Spirit Detectives.
TO BE CONTINUED…