AerisTifaYuffie: Ok this is another story I came up with, it's weird and short but anyways I hope you guys enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil 4 or the characters. Trust me if I owned Leon I would call his middle name Socks.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day Leon Socks Kennedy I mean Leon "Scott" Kennedy arrived at a castle with Ashley Gram Cracker I mean Ashley Graham after being chased by the los lamodos.
Leon appears out of nowhere. "It's Los Iluminados!"
Sorry I mean Los Iluminados. Anyways they brought the bridge up and ran inside the castle, not knowing what may happen next.
Lion I mean Leon starts to destroy boxes for gold and stuff to use or sell to the best character in the whole game, The Merchant. Since he has the Infidiate Rocket Launcher and the Chicago Typewriter he would always sale most of the ammo he found.
Since he found some previous ammo which is weird that when he killed monks they will have stuff for him, he went inside the little cabin and found a herb. He went to the merchant.
"What are you selling?" The merchant asked.
Leon showed the goods and no not that evil teen magazine stuff but cool ammo and gold. The merchant looked down that he didn't get any magazines. In his spare time he would look at playboy magazines. But his eye brighten when he saw a golden bracelet.
After making a good deal, Leon asked. "Hey Merchant why are there so many look a likes of you?"
The Merchant replied, "Oh those are my brothers and Sisters."
"Sisters! Wohh I hate to see your mother no offense." Ashley glared at Leon as she hit him in the back of his head. He winced in pain. "No I lost all my brain cells NOOO I AM RETARDED AHHHHH MUAHAHAHA!"
The Merchant shivered. "There goes the best customer."
Leon Looked at the Merchant. "Now that I am retarded."
"Really I thought you were the first time I saw you." Ashley Grinned.
"Well yeah but I was trying to lose all my brain cells by letting those freaks hit me in the head. Anyways I will now reload my chicago typewriter! THE EVIL!" Leon screamed stupidly.
Ashley sighed. "And I thought Luis was that stupid."
Leon was going to reload his gun and by accident shot the merchant, the merchant fell to the ground dead. Ashley gasped as she was trying to heal him.
Leon looks toward the screen. "Hey what gives! Why did you do that?"
The person who was playing the game that was controling Leon sighed. "Oops sorry about that, it slipped!"
And so here is the end, Leon was still retarded and killed himself after the hard fight with Saddler in the end of the game. Ashley and Leon (Before the end) were being chased by the merchant's sisters and brothers and toward the end, Ashley escaped angry that she had to do the hard work, now that Leon died.
Back at the White House no one cared about Leon's death just were happy to see Ashley was alive and as for me, the narrator I look right now at Leon's body and laugh stupidly.
THE END
A/N Ok I hope no one flames, this story was made after playing the game and by accident I shot the Merchant with my Chicago Typewriter. So this has no point to it but in dedication of the best Merchant ever. Going to be him for Halloween Weee. Anyways I hoped you enjoyed this short but weird story and thanks for reading. Hope you can review now and tell me what you thought. Please just no FLAMES!