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"She turned me into a newt! … I got better."

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Aragorn woke up, and Eruanne was lying on her back over his middle. Which really didn't look very comfortable.

"Eruanne," He shook her shoulder a bit. She opened her eyes.

"My back hurts." She said with amazing clarity. Awkwardly, she squirmed off of him and they both stood up. Sort of, staggered is really more the word.

They made their way to the queen sized bed downstairs, and Aragorn flopped down onto it. Eruanne was a bit more graceful, snuggling next to him, lying her head on his chest. He laid his arm on her back, and they both fell asleep.

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Aus woke up lying on Legolas. Looking around, she saw the clock. It said 1:17. Rubbing her eyes with a slight giggle, she poked Legolas until he woke with a snort, making her giggle more. She practically had to bite her fist to keep from laughing out loud.

"Hmm? Wha…" He said, half asleep.

"Come on." She was still giggling as she stood and pulled him to his feet.

"Woah," He swayed a bit, but kept his footing. Aus took him by the hand and led him to the downstairs bedroom to the twin sized bed.

Aragorn was sprawled diagonally on his back on the other bed, with Eruanne passed out with her head and one hand resting on his chest. They looked adorable sleeping like that.

Aus climbed into her sleeping bag and Legolas followed. She had her back to his chest, and he gently draped his arm over her and kissed her neck softly, and they both fell asleep.

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Will woke up. Angie was sitting in his lap. Aragorn and Legolas were nowhere to be seen. Standing, he picked up Angie. Frankly, he didn't really have a choice, but that is beside the point.

As quietly as he could, he stepped over Van Helsing's legs, which were on the coffee table, and walked over to the stairs. A few steps up, one of the steps creaked alarmingly. He cringed, and looked over to the others. Nothing. He breathed a sigh of relief, and continued up.

He laid her on the bed and pulled a sheet over her, then climbed in the other side. Angie snuggled up to him, and he put an arm around her. Closing his eyes, he fell asleep.

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Paris heard something and woke up, but didn't open his eyes yet. After a few moments, he did. The clock said 1:20.

"Sara," He said softly. She grunted and shifted slightly, giving him a knee in a very sensitive area. After a moment, he recovered and lifted her a little so he could sit up.

"Sara," he tried again, and she seemed to respond a bit this time. "Come on," He stood and pulled her to her feet. She stayed standing, and was conscious, but only in the very broadest sense of the word. Nothing really registered with her, not for more than a few seconds, at least.

He led her to the stairs, where she stumbled a little, but made it the rest of the way up without incident.

She climbed under the sheets of her own power, but would remember nothing in the morning. Paris climbed in next to her, and she rolled over onto him and wrapped her arms around his neck."

"The answer to Life… the Universe… Everything…" She said, hardly coherent, "is…" She paused.

"Yes? The answer is what?" He wrapped his arms around her.

"Is…" She snuggled in closer. "42." And fell asleep. It made Paris's (Paris'? I don't know…) brain hurt to think about that, so he gave up and fell asleep.

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Sergeant Keira and Ella slept like rocks on Van Helsing, who slept like a log with two rocks on it.

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They all sat around the dining table, most rubbing their temples or their eyes. The Advil was passed around, even though it was doubtful it would do much for their hangovers.

"Anybody have a good hangover cure? Like, an Elvish one perhaps?"

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I am a good girl, I updated again.

(runs off to do more on Strange Randomness)