Right well here's chapter 8! And yes you do find out who the monster is in this chapter - Eventually, so read on now to find out sooner!

Monster Revealed

Lister tiptoed into his quarters and blinked in hock – There on the bunk was Rimmer's body – Cat!

He heard a noise behind him and Rimmer in his body appeared next to him.

"Cat?" The two men echoed.

"What you two looking at?" Cat sighed, looking up as the others stared at him gormlessly.

"But you're… dead." Rimmer said in shock his feet rooted to the ground.

"Hang on, this could be an illusion… Or maybe his death was the illusion." Lister said shaking his head confused

"You're the monster!" Rimmer cried hiding behind Lister.

"Of course I'm a monster you FREAK – I look like YOU!" Cat yelled passing his hand through a wall tearfully.

"Sounds like him… Where you been?"

"Here."

"What if he's lying?" Rimmer asked shuddering at the thought he had when Lister had stood on the crushed light bee.

"What if YOU are?" Cat asked grumpily.

"He's right – Any of us could be whatever's doing this."

"How do we know it isn't you LISTER?" Rimmer accused turning to the body occupied by the last known human alive.

"Oh please…" Lister scoffed trailing off.

"How do we know what anything is anymore?" Cat asked as he stared at the ceiling.

"How do you mean?"

"What if none of this is real… I don't know anymore…" Cat said turning away.

"Since when were you philosophical?" Rimmer scoffed half heartedly.

"Shut up man – He's right – We both know he is." Lister replied leaning against the wall.

"I am? Now we know this ain't reality…"

The three men closed their eyes and tried to clear their clouded minds, none of them noticing the monster as he licked his lips noisily.

"Hello dinner." The thing cackled evilly. The Dwarfer's eyes flew open and looked round in shock, their eyes all eventually settling on their enemy that was in the middle of the room, it's eye's glinting hungrily.

"Do you see that?" Cat whispered to the others who nodded their heads.

"Oh great… we are insane."

"Definitely – Why else would we see the monster as a Giant Plastic Banana?"