Mmmm…I'm eating a donut right now…mmm, donut…okay, that wasn't random! Anyway, thanx again for the awesome reviews! (Calls up some Phangirls) Girls! We have a situation! Here we go again!
Chapter Four: ATTACK!
(Later…)
Carlotta, Meg, and Christine: (Trying to cheer up Erik after telling his story)
The sun'll come out, tomorrow!
So ya gotta hang on till tomorrow…
Come what may!
TOMORROW! TOMORROW!
I"LL LOVE YA TO-
Erik: (sobbing) I think you've broken my ear drums!
Raoul: (with popcorn bucket on his head) Mmeh!(He falls over, eyes closed) Zzzzz…
Meg: Is he dead?
(Erik gathers up some confetti and a blow horn as Christine feels for a pulse)
Christine: He's asleep.
(Erik sighs and puts confetti and blow horn away)
Christine: You know guys, I'm actually pretty tired too.
Meg: Me too.
Carlotta: Me three.
Erik: Well, I suppose if we're stuck up here, we can have some what of a rest.
(They all curl up and fall asleep)
Meg: (tugging at Erik and talking in her sleep) Oh, Erik…
Erik: (Awake at once) Meg?...
Meg: I love you Erik….
Erik: (Looks around) Me?
Meg: Kiss me…
Erik: Umm….no.
Raoul: (suddenly awake) I think she has a mask fetish.
Erik: (trying to pry Meg off his leg) No kidding…
(Later…All are asleep…until)
Erik: Now what?...
(Faint boom as Erik stares at a small glass of water…It ripples with each boom)
Erik: Uh, guys…
Raoul: Five more minutes, Christine!
(Erik takes out his blow horn and blows it in Raoul's ears)
Erik: Wakey, wakey, fops a daisy.
Christine: What's gong on?
Meg: Yeah…
Carlotta: Cheese. (Randomness of yours truly)
Erik: There's this noise coming from the shaft and-
(There is a GIGANTIC CRASH as they all fall backward and a million hands reach into the elevator)
Erik: Oh, no…
Raoul: Could it be?
Christine: Why not?
Carlotta: Who could be mistaken?
Phangirls: ERIK! WE LOVE YOU! WE'LL SAVE YOU!
Erik: AHHH! (He falls to the floor)
(Raoul grabs Christine and holds her towards the Phangirls)
Raoul: Please! Take this sacrifice!
Christine: RAOUL!
Raoul: Oh, right…back, Simba, back!
(A phangirl falls through into the elevator; she is in a mask and has cornered Erik)
Phangirl: I love you, Erik!
Erik: I know, please! Go away!
(Carlotta grabs Phangirl and Christine walks over to her)
Christine:
Who is that shape in the shadows?
Whose is the face in the mask?...
(She removes the mask…It is…)
All: The Authoress!
Authoress: Yes, I'm afraid so…the truth is…I love you Erik. You're the man of my dreams.
(AWWWWW)
Phangirls: HE'S MINE!
Authoress: Oh, go away… (They disappear) Well, (to Erik) Good-bye, m'love… (She disappears)
(All stare at Erik)
Erik: Hummala, hummala, hummala…
All: Hummala, hummala, hummala….