Ask Me: Zara Orion Padfoot Black

Summary: Zara Orion Padfoot Black, daughter of Sirius and Joy Black, best friends with Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger and Joey Lupin. One of the most sarcastic and least helpul witches ever to grace the wizarding world... and now she's decided to help out by opening an advice column.

A/N: Please, please write in with some letters for Miss Black, she would really appreciate it. This is a kind of fic where Zara will sort out the problems, pick one and then help out. Every chapter she will help with a new problem. ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter 3: Uh Oh and Underwear

Zara was out of the hospital the next day, leg fully healed thanks to Madme Pom Poms. She went up to the doritries to tell Hermione and Ginny what happened last night.

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"Harry, Harry, HARRY!" shouted four diferent people.

Harry woke with a start and fell out of bed. "What the fuck!"

Harry put on his glasses to meet the faces of his father, Sirius, Remus and of course Ron.

"It's a hogsmeade weekend, you coming or what?" asked Ron

"Yeh." said Harry Last night was all a dream. Damn you dreams. Damn you!

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"Oh my gosh, why didn't you tell us sooner." said Ginny.

"The fact I was in the hospital wing with a broken leg and drugged up..." Zara said

"That's no excuse." replied Ginny.

Hermione started to laugh

"Any post for me?" asked Zara

"Oh yeh a couple of letters." said hermione handing envolopes addressed to Zara.

"Let's see what we have today." she said opening them.

Dear Zara,
there's this girl who just won't leave me alone! she follows me everywhere and protestes we're in love! please help me give her the brush off
signed platinum blonde.

"Malfoy!" all three girls said at once.

"You actually feel sorry for the guy..." started Ginny "Not!" she finished

"Deserves it after everything he's done to us." said Hermione

"Too right." said Zara.

Dear Zara,

I'm really worried about my sister. She just broke up with her boyfriend of two years because he cheated on her, so I broke his arm, and now she's mad at me. All I did was try to help! She hasn't been sleeping well and, not trying to sound mean, it shows. She is losing interest in her classes. Is there a way to help her? I'm worried she'll do something... rash. Please help?

Sleepless in Scotland

"Who the hell colud that be?" asked Hermione

"Well... Catherine Evans looks really bad lately, and Timothy never really approved of her going out with anyone." said Zara

"We'll get back to that after." decided Ginny

dear zara
my sister is being a complete.. witch! she keeps bugging me about giving me a makeover and that i should get a boyfriend... but i dont want to! i'm fine with my books. I need good grades to get a good job in life. she needs good looks to get a good husband in life. is there any way i can get her to stop torturing me with makeup and clothes and all that stuff? why cant i just be me?

annoyed sister

Ginny and Zara looked at Hermione.

"Hey I have a boyfriend." protested Hermione.

"Okay well.. um ..." started Zara

There was a shout from the bottom of the stairs. "Girls are you coming to Hogsmeade or what?"

The girls started to get ready.

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15 minutes later the girls came down the stairs.

Hermione was wearing a cream turtle neck with brown three quarters and brown trainers. Her hair was put up simply with a cream butterfly clip.

Ron smiled as she linked arms with hi. He was wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans. They walked out of the common room together.

Next came Ginny. She was wearing a light blue crinkle skirt with a dark blue shirt. As she walked out of the common room she winked seductivly at Joey, who blushed and slid out of the common room after her.

Harry was left in the common room. He waited for Zara, but she didn't come. Harry decided to go into Hogsmeade alone she might already be there.

Zara came down the stairs the moment Harry had left. She was wearing a white silky shirt and black jeans and trainers. Her hair was left out the silver and black strands fell into her face. She started to make her way into Hogsmeade.

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Harry had searched around the whole of Hogsmeade for Zara, but the was no sign of her.

He went and sat by the water fountain, the water inside had golden crisp leaves just floating on the surface.

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Zara had managed to avoid Harry for the whole of Hogsmeade her feelings still were not clear. She and Harry had been friends for years. Had there really been something there. She had felt so happy and warm when they kissed. Like when hot chocolate warms your insides on a cold day.

She sat down by the fountain, (the other side of it so Harry couldn't see her, she didn't even know he was there.).

Zara saw her distant relative Draco Malfoy struggling to unlink his arm from a one Pansy Pakinson. She remembered the letter he sent her.

Zara pulled out her wand and said "Abeo!" Pansy was suddenly flung away from Draco. She tried to get back to him but couldn't without being flung backwards.

Draco hurried away, he looked back and saw Zara and she could of swore she saw a shadow of a smile cross his face.

"I think that's why I kissed you." Zara turned suddenly to see Harry

"You always help, you don't show your kind but you are." Harry continued walking towards her.

Zara couldn't help but smile as Harry wraped his arms around her pulling her closer to him.

Suddenly there was a scream, "POTTER GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!"

Sirius was hurtling towards them red in the face eyes wide. A laughing Ron, Joey, Remus and James behind him.

Harry let go of Zara and started to run.

"Run Harry. Don't stop!" Zara shouted.

She grabbed a wetstart firework she had bought earlier that day spat on it and sent it in her father's direction.

reviews:

Mz Hellfire: Hey thanks for reviewing (:) cookie

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Steelo: Zara is more or less based on me and some of my friends personalities put together. And yes I am mean. (:)

DoNtLetGetMe: Eccentric woman yip sounds like Zara. I quite like the H-Z shipping I wasn't sure when I started but it's fun to right now and I love R-Hr shipping. (:)

ChinChilla1369: Perfect for now but what will happen in the future chapters. Watch this space (:)

Srry for the way I am: They do seem so cute as a couple. (:)

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A?N: I am so sorry for not updating scholl started and I completly forgot pus I'm fasting this month. There will be more frequent updates though so keep an eye out.