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Chapter Six: 'Ello, Mates!

(Meg, Carlotta, and Christine are bouncing against the wall like their in an insane asylum, Raoul is flipping through the magazine and Erik is sitting alone, fiddling with his Punjab Lasso)

Erik: (sighs) I haven't killed anyone in a while. Not in… (Counts on fingers) 1, 2, 3 …

Raoul: (In hysterics) There's a sale at Pennys! (Looks at girls hurling themselves at the wall and joins them) I must go to Penny's! 10-70 off!

Girls:

I'm a dude.

He's a dude.

She's a dude.

And we're all dudes, hey!

I'm a-

Erik: Will you all stop that infernal stupidity and SHUT UP!

Carlotta: Eetz not like you're doing anysing!

Raoul: Yeah! You're just talking to yourself and messing with that lasso!

(Erik gets up and corners Raoul)

Erik: What? Like this? (Puts it around Raoul's neck) All you're doing is blabbering about sales and who Britney Spears is marrying and-

Christine: Stop! Stop! Can't you see this constant bickering is tearing us apart!

(There is a boom and through the top of the elevator falls a man holding onto a rope in a brown shirt and shorts)

Man: 'Ello mates! I've come to save you!

Erik: (Grabbing the man by the collar) You have come to rescue me from this madness? (Man nods and Erik hugs him, sobbing) Oh, thank you!

Man: No problem, mate. (Tugs on rope) I found them!

(Rope falls to the ground of the elevator. Attached is a sign reading, "Donut break. Be back in 10 minutes)

Man: God, I told them that there are NO DONUTS! They'll be searching this place for days! (Calms down and looks down at shoe) At least I have Grantaire…

Meg: Who?

Man: Oh, just the little man who lives in my shoe.

Erik: Have you been taking muscle relaxers?

Man: What?

Erik: Never mind…um, who exactly are you?

Man: Why, I'm the Crocodile Hunter!

(All stare blankly)

C.H.: Y'know…Animal Planet? Discovery Channel… (Sighs) Little Beauty?

Christine: Oh! You're the insane guy who holds snakes and tells us that a teaspoon of its poison is enough to kill 500 people!

C. H.: Erm, Yes that too…Why is the bloke in the mask banging his head on the wall?

Carlotta: Oh, he alwayz duz zat.

C. H.: (confused look but walks over to Erik) Hello, Little Beauty! Why are you banging your head on the wall?

Erik: (glares t him) Is that an insult? Are you insulting me? (Lassos Crocodile Hunter) Tell me, you stupid crazy Aussie, have you been trapped in an elevator? No. Have you been trapped in an elevator with a bunch of idiots? No! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A "LITTLE BEAUTY"!

C. H.: You're mighty good at that.

Erik: What? What?

C. H.: The lasso throwing.

Erik: (groans and resumes banging his head on the wall)

C. H: You might need some Advil if you keep doing that.

Erik: Oh, I've fallen for that one, before! Ask the fop!

(Crocodile Hunter looks at Raoul)

Raoul: (nervous laugh) Long story.

A/N- I'll ad more Grantaire and more "Little Beauties" to the next chapter. I used "The Dude Song" from Good Burger. Any ideas? Do tell… I could use your great ideas….now. I love you all! R&R!