Title: Sometimes, things can come out from the TV, so be wary of what you watch.
Warnings: Out -of- character (ness) and the pairing of Yoh X Ren
Word count: 391
Summary: This is a reply to the TV challenge on Yohren livejournal. There is some reference to 'Ah! My Goddess'
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One gloomy and rainy day found Ren sitting in front of the Tao family television flipping channels when an abnormally large streak of lightning slashed through the sky.
The television screen flickered and the advertisement on spears faded to light spark before becoming pitch black.
Ren cursed vehemently as he prodded none too gently at the control buttons when the television blinked on. A desolate scene gradually appeared on the screen, starring a creepy-looking well and a shadowy background.
Cue the Sadako music as a pale hand thrust out from the darkness of the well and gripped the stony rim. Another hand reached out to grip the edge and was followed by a head, body and...
Ren jabbed at the off button and found to his horror that it was to no avail. At the moment, irrational fear brimmed and every survival instinct was urging for him to get away but he could only sit there and watch in escalating horror as the figure in the television lifted its inhuman head and stared at him with dark lifeless eyes.
Then the figure hurled towards the screen and Ren screamed. Moments later, he realized that his unconsciously extended fist had come into contact with something slimy. He slowly opened his eyes and found the figure out of the television screen, covered in slime and looking woefully at him.
"Mou...you are so mean...and I came here specifically to grant you a wish!" The figure whined.
Ren stared in bemusement as the figure continued to mutter. "Maybe the Sadako approach was not a good idea, but I do not want to go with the porn approach and I am sure you won't appreciate a boy in that way, would you?"
The figure looked at him meaningfully.
Despite his utter confusion and rising frustration, Ren attempted to give an answer. He scrutinized the brunette, taking in the lean body which was clothed in an unzipped combat shirt and tight black shorts. The person's face encompassed a pair of bright eyes, shining with life, a normal nose and a cute pouting mouth. A pink tongue slipped out to lick across the lips. Okay, so the person has a cute, pouting and luscious pair of lips.
Ren gulped as he suddenly felt that the temperature seemed to have risen.
"Perhaps I would have appreciated the second approach."
'Fin' says the drabble to the reader.
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'Ah! My Goddess' is an anime in which a goddess will grant your wish if you accidentally call their hotline. The goddess can appear in front of you in a ball of light or in other methods
Author's note: Yup, I know that for those who know Ah! My Goddess, the summary is a dead giveaway but I suppose it is not that big a matter, right? Anyway, Yoh is the figure that came out of the TV if you are not sure.
Alright, now let us take a moment to weep at Ren being OOC here, just for a moment.
Um…read and review?
