A/N- Yes, so I just found out a guy who I love went to my friend's birthday party and I was supposed to go but I had All-State chorus and now I am in a deep state of depression so this might get sad- wait, why do you care?

Audience: (shrugs)

Ah, well, I have assigned Raoul to hit me over the head with the Phantom of the Opera DVD if I get too sad.

Raoul: I'm on it! (Looks at DVD case) Hey, I'm hot!

By the way, I was watching an episode of Punk'd when I thought I'd say it was the last chapter so…yeah (Ashton Kutcher runs out with a camera) please…go away….

K: Sigh

….On with the show!

Chapter Nine: Into the… Whah?

(Everyone is looking around, confused)

Erik: I thought you said we'd be out by now! I'm missing The OC!...Did I just say that out loud?

Authoress: And I missed Magic Hair (the guy I love)… (Seeing Raoul) No. No, I'm fine…Anyways; you all are in 'Into the Woods.' You will now be visiting musicals from now on and until I run out of musicals, you are stuck in my story forever! (Scary organ music plays) Muah ha ha! (Puts pinkie to side of mouth)

(Suddenly, there is a huge crunch and the group looks around some trees to see some random people and a young woman with a cape on looking very sad)

Young woman:

(Singing)

No matter what you say…children won't listen

No matter what you know, children refuse to learn-

Raoul: Hello there! Yes, you…the singing one! Yes! What's going on?

Young Woman: Do you mind? I'm having a moment here? My 'daughter' just got crushed by a giant!

Raoul: (thrusting his arms in the air) Ahhhh! I wanna go home! (Starts to suck his thumb and looks at DVD case again) Phantom? God, the Phantom's hot too…Ah! Sick! Did I just say that out loud!

Christine: Jah…Might wanna give me that…duhvuhd case…

Authoress: Gang, this is the Witch. She's super pissed right now so don't know one a-go messing with her…for the sake of your life, don't do it.

(A little man runs in and looks all panicky at everyone)

Little Man: My wife just died!

Authoress: Wrong timing, Baker!

Meg: This musical is quite depressing…everyone dies (A Les Miserables tune echoes I the background and another young lady named Cinderella runs in, followed by Little Red Riding Hood and Jack)

All: His wife just died! (Points at Witch) It's your fault!

Witch: Pah! Screw you all and take my magical beans with you!

Raoul: Beans! Lovely, lovely beans!

(The Witch screams and disappears in a wisp of smoke)

Erik: She needs some Prozac.

Raoul: Ha! Look who's talking!...But, I take pills. Special pills that tell the evil monkey in my head to stop playing the symbols.

(All look to Christine)

Christine: He's ADD.

Raoul: Pretty, shiny things…

Authoress: Whoops! Time's up! Onto the next musical!

(Everyone is sent through one of those Twilight Zone spinning thingys and they land in a city of…green)

Erik: Where are we….now?