A/N- Thank you all for the reviews! I missed them oh so much! (Hugs self) By the way, I loved your dream Baffled Seraph…Ashton Kutcher makes me laugh so hard…Oh, and don't worry…they'll get back into the elevator eventually….On with the show!
Chapter Ten: One Short Day
(Let's see…Ah, yes, ahem, the gang is in a city of green and pretty shiny things)
Raoul: Yay! I love shiny things! (Does Happy Dance)
Others: We know.
Carlotta: (Ha! You probably thought she disappeared!) Zo…where are exzactly?
C.H: (Ha again! You probably thought he disappeared too!) I don't know shela…but over there is one pretty snake…
(He sneaks up on a green girl in black holding a broom and pounces on her)
Green Girl: What in the name of Oz are you doing!
C.H: Oh…you're not a snake…you're just green…
(A blonde girl in pink runs over and helps the green girl up)
Blonde: (Think Valley Girl…I love making fun of Glinda) Like, what are you doing to my friend, dude...?
Christine: I wonder where she got that dress, Raoul…Raoul?
Raoul: (staring at Glinda) Gosh, you're pretty…
Glinda: (twirling her hair and giggling) Like thanks, sexy.
Erik: (Looking at Elphaba, the green girl…duh) She's green…She's a freak just like me! I am not alone!
Authoress: (A la "Into the Woods") No one is alone…
Erik: (Shiver)
(Elphaba taps Glinda on the shoulder and holds the broom out to her)
Glinda: Get that thing away from me! It probably has…y'know… cooties on it!
Elphaba: Shut up. (Goes into character mode) Glinda, come with me! Think of what we can do…together! (Breaks out of character) Well that was cheesy.
Authoress: No, it wasn't! I love this musical!
Elphaba: (sigh) Unlimited…Together we're unlimited…Together we'll be the-
(Nessarose does a wheely into the scene…wrong timing, anyone?)
Nessarose: I LOVE BOQ!
Authoress: (Singing) Nessa?
Nessa: Yes?
Authoress: Uh, Nessa
I've got something to confess-a
Reason why, well, why I hate your character
Now, I know it isn't fair
Nessa: Oh…Authoress, I know why.
Authoress: You do?
Nessa: But I really do not care
You're s'possed to feel sorry for me
Now get it right
Authoress: No! Because…because…
Because you are so terrible
Nessa: But Boq thinks I'm wonderful
And we deserve each other-
Erik: This is like watching a train wreck in slow motion…
Glinda: I'm not getting on the broom! It's gross and besides…I've got Fiyero and his sweet ride!
Elphaba: Whatever, prep. (Music crescendos as she flies into the air, belting notes beyond my glorious belting dreams)
Elphaba: So if you care to find me
Look to the Western sky
As someone told me lately
Ev-
Erik: We can see your underwear!
Elphaba: (crossing her legs) Everyone deserves a chance to fly!
Raoul; I see London I see France!
Elphaba: (embarrassed) Please stop! This is my big song!
And nobody in all of Oz
No wizard that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring…
MEEEEEEE DOOOOWWNNNNNNN!
Erik: She's brilliant! (He's in lurve…awwww)
Raoul: HOLY CRAP!
Glinda: Like, I hope your happy….loser.
Elphaba:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The gang is once again sucked into a Twilight Zone spinny thingy and dumped into the middle of a French Revolution….with a BIG RED FLAG.)
Raoul:…No shiny things….