Don't cry! But this may be the last chapter! -tears- I just wanted to say...Gippal is hot...now moving on to more important things, I want this chapter to be rather long and devious. Full of tacos, espionage, and more! I don't know how long I will spend writing this story, but hopefully you will all review hehehe! Love ya all!

Chapter: 7 or 8 I can't remember...argh..

Rikku chased after Gippal full speed. "You're running rather slow tubby!" she shouted.

Gippal sped up. "Yeah whatever! You're just a male in disguise!"

"I wouldn't be talking lardo!" Rikku yelled.

"Why don't you go home and take care of our children, Rippal and Gippy!" Gippal yelled backwards.

"Why don't you stop stealing from summoners!"

"Why don't you tell your friends to stop wearing wigs!"

"What kinda comeback it that!"

"I don't know." Gippal yelled backwards. He felt something hard hit him in the back and he tumbled forward. "Ouch! You little speed monkey!" Gippal said as he turned around. Rikku jumped on top of him, blades drawn. She was ready to slice and dice.

"Gippal do you know what time it is?" She asked as she pretended to sharpen the edge of her blades together.

"Time for tacos?"

"No! Time for payback!" Rikku said as she leaned forward inches away from Gippal's face. She wanted revenge, sweet vengeful revenge. Rikku lifted the blade high about her head. "Mwhahahahaha!"

Gippal cowered and he heard someone shout. "Hey look it's that dude from the billboard!" Gippal smiled as Rikku turned her head to the idiots who were standing there. The two guys looked at Rikku.

Rikku jumped up and in one crazy scream she chased after the two idiots. "I'm not a guy!"

Gippal took this opportunity to gloat. "I'll see you later Rikku I have a date at the Luca Grande Hotel, don't wait up for me, keep the children safe." Gippal gloated as he ran away.

One of the idiots looked at Rikku, "Wow, you can have children too?" The idiot asked.

"Grrr!" Rikku growled as she chased the idiots again.

--------Yuna's Place--------

"He apparently has a date at this fancy hotel in Luca!" Rikku yelled angrily.

"Then are you going to sabatoge his date?" Yuna questioned as she looked at the angry Rikku.

"First thing i'm going to do is stalk him, with you and Paine by my side!" Rikku said giddily.

-------Stalking Gippal-------

Gippal picked out the nice suit he wanted and paid for it. He walked out the door and bumped into someone who looked rather familiar. It looked lie Paine wearing a wig. Nah, it couldn't be Paine. He thought to himself as he walked, and then he stopped. This was just too familiar. He turned back to the woman and grabbed the woman's hair.

"Take this Paine!" He yelled as he yanked on the woman's hair. The woman let out a cry as he pulled her hair. "This is a pretty good wig Paine." He yelled. The woman shoved him and turned around.

"My name isn't Paine, but you're going to be in alot of it!" she yelled as she began to whack him with her purse. "Hair molester!" she yelled as she whacked Gippal again.

Gippal ran away from the angry woman. Gippal stopped at a taco stall, he needed a brake he turned to the taco vender with the fake mustache. "Can I have two hard tacos, and two chicken soft tacos?" He ordered from the vender. He could have sworn he saw the vender's mustache loosen a bit. Gippal yanked the mustache off and looked at the vender.

"I was just trying to look more manly." The boy cried as he felt for his mustache. The boy ran down the street. Gippal just shrugged couldn't even understand what was going on. He decided to keep going he had a date to prepare.

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The young boy ran into a dark alley and whiped away his tears.

"Here's your money." Someone said from the shadows. The boy nodded any took the money and left. A young woman came in and the same thing happened.

After a few minutes there was silence. "This is so devious and evil!" Someone said.

"Yeah, that's what Gippal gets." Rikku said emerging from the shadows with Yuna by her side. Paine just shook her head and laughed.

"You two are truly crazy." Paine said with a smile.

------ Luca Grande Hotel ------

Gippal sat in his hotel room and waited for his date, any minute she would be there.

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Rikku poked her head around the corner. Her disguise was simple, red hair in a bun, two blue eyes, and a long slender dress. Gippal wouldn't know it was her. Rikku slinked around the corner and looked around, no billboards in sight, nothing saying that he knew she was coming.

Rikku walked up to the front desk and in a fake accent she asked the employee for Gippal's room number.

"Room 234 on the 21st floor." The clerk said. Rikku smiled and continued on her merry way.

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Gippal heard his phone ring and he went to pick it up. "Hello?" he asked into the phone.

"A woman with a fake accent, fake hair, and fake contacts just walked in here and asked for your room number." The clerk said.

"Thank you." Gippal said. He heard a bang and turned around. The airvent was kicked in and a red haired Rikku fell from the cieling. Gippal shook his head, clumsy as always. There was a knock on the door and Gippal let the room service in. He grabbed the cart with silver trays of food on it, and pushed it next to the fancy table in the room. He tipped the room service guy and picked Rikku off the floor.

Rikku took her wig and contacts out. "There you are Gippal I've come to ruin your date! Mwhahahaha!"

"You are my date." Gippal said with a smirk.

"What?" Rikku asked.

"You heard me, now sit down for some dinner." Gippal motioned to the table. Rikku sat down hesitantly and Gippal put a silver covered plate in front of her.

"What are we having?" Rikku asked interestedly.

"Tacos."