Diclaimer: I don't own Budwieser, the 'real men of genius' commercials, FullMetal Alchemist, or any related material.
Spoilers for episode 25, sorta...
Gaby The Mr. Clean Alchemist Presents: Real Alchemists of Genius.
(real alchemists of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Flame Alchemist Guy.
(Mr. Flame Alchemist Guy)
In a world of turmoil, war, and destruction, you are out to make Amestris a better place.
(Mustang for Fuhrer!)
With your specialized Flame Alchemy, you figt for truth, justice, and miniskirts.
(Tiny, tiny miniskirts)
You're so wrapped up in fighting for your friends and your country, you often forget one thing: You're useless in the rain.
(Crap!)
So crack open an ice-cold bottle of whiskey, Colonel, because Hughes is dead and it makes you sad.
(Thanks for reminding me, asshole)