Diclaimer: I don't own Budwieser, the 'real me of genius' commercials, FullMetal Alchemist, or any related material. Sorry if you have a problem with this. And I also don't own Pepsi. AND I DONT HAVE ANTHING TO DO WITH ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER.
Gaby The Mr. Clean Alchemist Presents: Real Alchemists of Genius.

(real alchemists of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Strong Arm Alchemist guy.
(Mr. Strong Arm Alchemist Guy)

With your chivalry and large muscles, your emimies either fear, respect, or taunt you.

(Big muscular ness)

With undying loyatly, devotion, and large pink sparkles, yuo do whatever you can to help out.
(Get them away!)

You're so great. It's too bad you don't have a large fandom.

(Where is it?)

So crack open an ice-cold Diet Pepsi, Armstrong, and drink to good health and awesome mahscles.

(Hasta la vista, baby.)