Chapter number two: I like candy!
It hurt InuYasha to hear her say that, she sounded so... somber and honest... 'Why does it hurt so much to hear her say that...?'
"Oh? Really now?" the cold male voice asked, once again VERY amused.
"Yes."
The asshole, as InuYasha decided to dub the voice, chuckled "My, my, my..."
InuYasha, finally deciding to talk, well, talked! "Is that all you say!" he growled out. OK maybe he didn't talk, he growled, so what?
"InuYasha," the girl who's name we STILL don't know said in a warning manor, "This isn't someone you should use your crappy sarcasm on!"
"Oh? So you're worried about your 'un-friend's safety?" the cold voice laughed out that last sentence.
"No, but his pathetic adept on sarcasm annoys me." 'That, and I REALLY don't need a pissed off YOU on my ass!'
The man laughed again, "Do you hate this hanyou? Or simply dislike? You have me interested now."
"Dislike." She replied simply. "I haven't had enough time to hate, but if given the chance, I am almost certain I would."
That stung InuYasha, 'she would hate me...? WAIT! Why do I care? I don't really like her either!'
"Oh? Then I have a new command for you," if possible the cold voice sounded even MORE amused.
"That being...?" she asked, getting just a TAD pissed.
"I order you to stay within five yards of this hanyou at ALL times!" after this statement he cracked up laughing, and his voice slowly disappeared into the night "Till next time, Kagome."
"THAT BASTARD! I SWEAR SOMEDAY I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!" Kagome ranted, "That stupid BAKA why the fucking hell does he make me re-say that stupid fucking curse EVERYTIME we meet, it's getting SOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!"
"You... you dislike me?"
"No shit Sherlock! Of course I dislike YOU; you're an idiot, you're a jerk, you SUCK, you're the stupid reason I lost my job AND got kicked out of town! You smell, literally! AND you just fucking learned my curse! That asshole who just left is what happens when some one learns my curse!" 'especially bad since he (he meaning the voice) learned my curse before I learned it!'
"I'm not like THAT guy!" InuYasha protested.
"Doubtful." She commented dryly.
Right then InuYasha and a kicked puppy, looked A LOT alike.
"Whatever, we'd better go." She said, giving up. 'What a loser. But a cute loser! What the hell! Why the fuck did I just think THAT?'
After InuYasha finally got over his little "kicked puppy" look, he came up with a (coughStupidcough) comeback; "Why would I want to go with YOU! I am SO out of here! Bye Miss Creepy!"
"Did you listen to one word that guy said? Whatever, ya know, I DO have a name! Baka!" Kagome sighed, getting tired.
And so, InuYasha did the one dumbest thing he could have done... he ran more than five yards away from Kagome...
"See! That old fart had NO effect what so ever! All talk, and no-" at that point InuYasha was cut off, no not by Kagome, or even the cold voice, no it appears the Hanyou is now flying backwards full speed, towards Kagome.
He landed on top of her with a "CRASH!"
Current state of our two main characters: InuYasha is on top of Kagome, their faces are but inches apart, and their eyes locked.
And then a squirrel landed on InuYasha's, and their lips met...
Entranced by the moment for only about six seconds, Kagome, (after the six seconds were up) slapped our poor Hanyou so hard he went flying into a tree...!
"YOU STUPID PERVERT!" Seiko screamed, blushing an interesting color pink, "YOU DAMN ASSHOLE!"
Kagome did NOT like the way the bloody butterflies in her stomach just went psycho when he was on top of her...
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