Dragonien: Chapter three hurray.

Shikamaru: you seem rather perky today.

Dragonien: well i am because of two things. One I glad that I getting the story typed up finally and Two i just ate three bags of sugar.

Shikamaru: sigh why am i not surprised?

Dragonien: TO THE STORY!

Genius of Insanity: The Beginning

Chapter 3: Beware Freaks in Cloaks

"That was strange" Cory said. Nick stuck his head out of the closet slightly. "Is it gone?" Nick asked almost inaudibly. "Is what gone?" Cory replied. "AH ITS STILL THERE" Nick screamed. "What the hell are you talking about?" Cory asked. "AND IT TALKS!" Nick yelled. "Nick you idiot shut the hell up" Cory said in aggravation. "Cory is that you?" Randy asked from inside the bathroom. "Duh who else would it be?" Cory responded. Randy opened the door to the bathroom and stepped out. "well its not like you look like yourself" Randy said. "Good point." Cory replied with a rather toothy grin.

"Hey nick if your done wetting yourself in there you can come out now" Randy called out in the direction of the closet. Nick slowly stepped out of the closet and said "Thats not nice!". "well its true you looked like you were about to wet yourself in fear." Cory teased. "Not like its everyday that my friend turns into a dragon." Nick retaliated. "good point. So anyway... what the hell just happened?" Randy said. Both Randy and Nick looked at Cory accusingly. "hey it wasn't me Nick was the one reading that weird book." Cory said defensively. "Oh you mean this one?" Nick said and held up the Dimensional Manipulation for Complete and Total Morons. "Yea i bet it was that book that did it." Randy said. "why would a strategy guide turn Cory into a dragon?" Nick asked. Before Randy could ask what nick meant Nick realized that the cover of book had peanut butter on it and after wiping it off revealed that the full title was Prima's Official Strategy Guide to Dimensional Manipulation for Complete and Total Morons. "ok scratch that theory" Cory said.

Suddenly the room was filled with a strong wind causing papers to blow across the room and in a bright flash of light a figure in a dark blue robe appeared in front of them. He seemed to be very mysterious though it might just be the fact that between his full-body robe and the hood hiding his face you couldn't see any of him at all. "who the hell are you?" Randy asked. "Hey i know you your the dude that i saw in that cave." Cory said. "yes but don't call me 'dude'" the man said with annoyance. "So do you two know each other?" Nick asked. "ok enough pleasantries its time to get down to business." The robed man interjected. "you three have been chosen to defend the universe from a great evil." the man said. "your joking right? I mean we don't even know your name and you just come in here and say we have to save the universe? Sounds like a practical joke that'd be expected from the seniors." Randy said. "oh please forgive me my name is Mysterious Old Man." the man said. "... ... ... your joking right?" Cory asked. "No I'm serious" Old Man said. "who in their right mind would name their child Mysterious Old Man?" Nick asked. "Its a family name" Old Man replied. ... ... ... ... Nick, Cory, and Randy all paused for a minute then they all began to laugh uncontrollably. "HAHAHAHAHA" all three of them laughed themselves almost into a coma. "IT'S NOT FUNNY! It was my grandfathers name" Old Man yelled but all it did was cause the others to laugh louder.

After they had gotten through their laughing fit Mysterious Old Man tried to explain some more. "You see I've been watching you three for a long time to see if you were the chosen ones." He explained. "so basically... you've been stalking us right?" Cory asked. "Exactly... I MEAN NO I've been looking for the signs that the chosen ones show throughout their life. And all three of you have shown the signs that tell me you are the ones destined to save us all" Old Man said. "How are three normal people supposed to save an entire universe?" Nick asked. "see thats the thing you aren't normal you each have something special about you." Old Man responded. "Like what? Besides the fact that Cory's a 9 foot tall dragon we're just normal people." Randy asked. "Now thats the good part all three of you have special powers you have yet to unlock and i have instruction manuals for you." Old Man explained and pulled out three books from his robes. One was about the size of a dictionary, the second one was only about the size of a small spiral notebook, and the third was at least a foot thick. "Here you are." Old man said while he handed out the books. Randy got the small one, Nick got the dictionary one and Cory got the big one. "These are supposed to tell us what powers we have and how to use them?" Cory asked. "well theirs are but that one you have is part of a set." Old Man replied and from his robes he pulled out 15 more books, each slightly bigger than the last. "Where does he get those from?" Randy whispered to Nick. "Your joking right? You seriously expect me to read all of those books?" Cory asked. "Yes they explain how to use your magic and other skills." Old Man replied. "wait... magic?" Cory asked. "Yes you are a dragon. In fact to be precise your a dragon prince. Your kingdom was attacked and enslaved long ago and you were sent here to be kept safe until you grew up." Old Man explained.

"... ... ... your joking right? Cory? A Prince? HAHA thats rich." Randy said. "well it's true his father was the king of the Dragarien Empire" Old Man replied. "Whats next? I'm the Grand Puubaa?" Randy said. "No you're" Old Man started to say but was interrupted by being sandwiched between the wall and the door which was slammed open. "Good day fools I your dean Mr. T." the man said. He was a tall, dark skinned man with about 20 pounds of gold jewelery hanging around his neck. "uh hello Dean T... ... ..." Nick said nervously. " Thats MR. Dean T to you fool I here to remind you that theres no pets allowed in the dormitory" Dean T said. "uh ok sir thank you for the reminder" Randy said. "No problem fool now get that statue out of here it ugly fool." Dean T said while gesturing to Cory and with that he walked out and slammed the door closed. They all looked where the cloaked guy had been and all they saw was a small black spot on the wall.

"Who's he calling ugly? Hasn't he ever heard of a comb?" Cory remarked "Wonder where that weirdo in the cloak went" Randy said. "good riddance if you ask me. Think about it in all those games and Animes and TV shows when a person like him shows up and says something like "You are the chosen one" the people he says it to end up getting into endless amounts of dangerous and deadly adventures" Cory said. "I just thought of something... how is Cory going to go to class as a 9 foot tall dragon? I mean if he just came into the classroom the teacher would probably call the cops or the FBI and he'd be put in some secret government facility and dissected" Nick said. "Hey this book says i can phase through walls heh what a load of crap" Randy said while gesturing to a random page in the book the cloaked man had given him. Cory and Nick both began flipping through their own books (well Cory began flipping through the smallest of his which was bigger than the Websters dictionary).

Randy let out a loud yawn as he jumped up (unnaturally high for a normal human to jump) onto the top bunk of the bunk bed. "well I'm going to sleep goodnight weirdos" Randy said before falling asleep. "I think ill turn in too" Nick said and collapsed on his bed on the opposite wall. Cory just took his giant stack of books and set them on the desk in the corner and started reading them. Unknown to them a dark shape was stalking just outside their window...

Dragonien: yay finally the third chapter is typed!

Shikamaru: You'd think someone with no life like yourself would be able to type more.

Dragonien: HEY THATS MEAN! (runs away to go cry in the bathroom)

Shikamaru: (sigh) How did i get stuck with an idiot like him?

COMING SOON!

Chapter 4: An Unwelcome Visitor