Final Fantasy X Auron's Story.
Auron: Jecht What is that?
Jecht: It's something that most normal males call condumns.
Auron: What does it do?
Jecht: Auron it's time you and I have a little guy talk.
Auron: If you are going to make me sit on your lap like some little kid would sit on their dad's lap then your out of luck.
Jecht: Aww c'mon man. Just for old time sake.
Auron: (Sits in Jechts lap like he is sitting on his dad's lap.)
Jecht: Ok son. I think that you are old enough to learn about what really matters in life…Sex.
Auron: But "Father", I thought that life was all about Blitzball.
Jecht: Well…That's the second most important thing in life. Let's say that you were me, and you just won the biggest blitzball tournament of the season. After the game what do you do?
Auron: Umm…Go to bed?
Jecht: That's partly it. What do you go to bed with?
Auron: Umm…A teddy bear?
Jecht: Auron you can stop pretending that you're my son. It's starting to get to weird.
Auron: (looking very relieved.) Praise be to Yevon!
Jecht: Hey it's Braska!
Braska: Can I help you?
Jecht: Dude Braska, you had a kid didn't you?
Braska: Ah. I see. You wish for me to give Auron the talk about the birds and the bees huh?
Jecht: Man why do you have to be psycic. You spoil the fun out of everything.
Braska: If you want to I will tell you Auron.
Auron: I'd rather not.
Jecht: Auron your such a pathetic stiff! We need to get you a girl friend man….
The walk away in the direction of the local bar.
In the bar…
Auron: What are these ladies doing?
Jecht: Man your stupid! They're stripping for the plesure of men! And I'm loving every minute of it! Hahahaha.
Braska: (Punching himself in the balls) Wake up Damn it! Wake up!
Auron: I find this place to be sick, disturbing and an embarrisment to women everywhere. I'm leaving.
As he walks out the door Jecht and Braska are getting girls phone numbers.
Auron: (stitting by himself outside the bar) I'll never understand those two and I know they will never understand me.
All of a sudden a flash of bright light appears before Auron.
Yunalesca: Hello Auron.
Auron: YOU!
Yunalesca: Yes it is I Yunalesca. I see that you and your friends are taking time off from your pilgrimage. Why aren't you in there partying with your little friends?
Auron: I have nothing in common with them Yunalesca! What are you doing here? Have you come to insult me more about the death of my father?
Yunalesca: I see that you still haven't forgotten when I killed him…
Auron: How in the hell could I? The images are still deeply ingraved in my mind. I swear on my life that I will kill you when we reach the end of Braska's pilgrimage!
Yunalesca: Hahahahahahahahaha! That isn't saying much since your life will soon belong to me once I kill you in Zanerkand.
(Auron can tell that Yunalesca just predicted the future.)
Auron: Ha! Your bluffing Yunalesca!
Yunalesca: Am I? Or is it you who is bluffing Auron? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! See you in Zanerkand my son!
With another blinding light she disappear.
Auron: I will watch you burn in Hell….Mother!