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Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or Eldest, I only own my characters, and no, I do not own Vietnam

either.

Chapter 1: Of Mead and Treaties

What remained of the Huey, was being dangled by some of the remaining "Green Crap" as the soldiers called it. The men stayed in their seats, surveying their suroundings, which were cleary visible: Spear fences, tents, mass piles of bodies, green fire with huge smoke plumes,

and a big snoring blue mass that was a dragon type creature.

There were no sounds, other than the cackling of the fire, and snoring.

The men stayed quiet, when they heard faint footsteps, and some sort of speaking in an unknown language.

Then they saw two figures, a man and a woman, walking side by side,

talking to eachother, The woman had long, black hair, and was wearing robes.

The man, was wearing a hooded cloak. all of a sudden they stopped, looked at eachother.

Silently, their heads became closer, and closer and then...

"Whoops!" The Hueys Meavy Machine gunner, Private Goldberg, fell with an overly lound "Aiiee!"

And a reasouding Thud

"Goldberg," Jimmy yelled, "You ok,"

His only response was Goldberg raising his arm, and gave a thumbs up.

"Yo, Anderson, try to cut that rope of green crap" Pvt. Martin said smoothly.

"No! wait a Ching oh for f..." Jimmy spat out, but he was unable to finnish before the remaining parts of the Huey came crshing down to earth

"AHHHH!" OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP"

Eragon's P0V

I was so close, and yet, a green dragon, smaller than Saphira, but could still hold 8 people

I swear I can never get close to Arya without something wierd happening.

All off a sudden, a man fell out OUT! of the dragon,

Then the dragon stoped hovering, and fell onto the ground and fell apart. Arya sprang up almost imediatley towards the.. Green dragon... errrphh why did i drink that mead? Aryas POV: It was strange, very strange, wen the man fell out of the metal err.. object, and then the rest came down with him.All of a sudden, Eragon burst into song: Ooooo Bad wolf sing song song down the rivversh nacht riversh nacht... But what? Kebabeshes? YES KEBABAS! Wearing silly little hats! HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH Ive gone totally mad AHAHAHA AHAH

"I knew that wasnt the water barrel," I thought. wait, I drank it too, it was water and then this apeared so he thought it was mead so he thought he was drunk so he started acting drunk and the (WARNING: Any attempt to understand may result in head exploding)

Narartor POV

So, Arya ran to the wreakage, and moved away piece by peice and eventualy got the crew out.

"Thank you, if it wasn't for you, Private Martin would have had to make an effort," Jimmy said, Gladness in his tone. Matin's face turned red in anger.

"You are very welcome, riders of metal birds," Arya replied, "But if I may ask what is a Private," She asked, her tone quiet.

Jimmy replied "A rank in our army,"

"While this lasts, Peace until further decided?" He asked, Putting his arm out.

"Peace," She replied, shaking his hand

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