Still working on revisions….Slowly but surely…maybe it will even result in a re-write of certain chapters…
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, if I did, their would be whole lot more yaoi...
You What?
By Kalivax
Naruto glared at Sasuke.
Sasuke, as per usual, smirked back.
"Papa!" Nami called ahead of them, waving her arms for emphasis, "Quit being mean to Mama!"
Of course, this got everyone's attention quickly, so Naruto focused on his shoes as he walked by a group of whispering adults.
"Do you have any tact what so ever?" Sasuke inquired, as the two finally (if not hesitantly) made their way to their supposed child.
"What's that? A food?" Nami asked in reply, blinking up innocently at him.
"Yeah, she's your child alright, I pity her mother," Sasuke commented, shaking his head, then he added thickly, "her real mother…"
"Mama, quit being silly--look! Ramen! Mama! I want Ramen! Pleeeeeaaaassssseeee?" Nami chirped, latching onto Sasuke's arm and not letting go.
Sasuke sighed at the action. Knowing full well he would get nowhere unless he took the preferred choice of action.
"Fine," he agreed defeated, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms.
"Really?" both Nami and Naruto questioned at once.
"Not you," Sasuke interjected at once to Naruto.
Knowing full well, he wasn't about to change his mind, Naruto lowered his petulant whining to a minimum, grumbling a slightly muted 'cheapskate' to signal the end to his mini-tirade.
"You have your own money, buy your own," Sasuke returned predictably unfazed, as Nami led the way inside the noodle cart, "in fact, I should make you pay for hers."
"Alright, I'll buy my own, sheesh," Naruto murmered, then to the noodle guy, "one ord-"
"Papa! Order for me!" Nami commanded, now tugging at his orange sleeve excitedly.
"-two orders of-" Naruto began once again, this time with some more determination—he was starting to get hungry!
"Oi, stupid, get me one," Sasuke interrupted, non-chalant as he plunked down in a seat next to Nami.
"-THREE orders of # 5!" he finally finished, knowing full well, Sasuke had been waiting to do that just to tick him off, he spun and growled at the offending person, "happy, Sasuke?"
"Ecstatic," Sasuke answered, cooly, smirking.
"Papa and Mama are funny!" Nami commented, smirking triumphantly as well…however that soon faded away to confusion, "Mama, I think something's wrong with Papa. He's turning red and it looks like he's gonna blow up."
"Good," Sasuke commented, still smiling his trademark 'smug-bastard' smirk.
Naruto was about to unleash his fury when the Noodle guy put their orders in front of them.
With the scent of fresh miso ramen, the feud suddenly lay forgotten as both 'Papa' and 'daughter' turned towards the food before them with equally predatorily gleams in their eyes. To say it was creepy was an understatement, how well the two were moving in unison like that so suddenly…
"Yay! Itadakimasu!" Naruto and Nami both chanted attacking their prey enthusiastically, with chopsticks in their hands.
Sasuke blinked at the chopsticks sudden appearance, then shrugged and went to his order.
"Papa," Nami began. Naruto looked up.
"Where's the ring you gave to Mama? He's not wearing it." Sasuke and Naruto both started choking in unison.
"Oro?" she cocked her head and looked at them confused, "what is it are you ok?"
"It's nothing," Naruto wheezed, with a raspy voice, he had accidentally swallowed some of the boiling hot broth, " don't worry about it…"
"What's Papa like in the future?" a voice inquired behind them.
"Kakashi!" Naruto squeaked in surprise, then clutched his throat.
Ow…going too high in pitch when one almost burns one's throat is never a good thing.
"So, little one, what is Papa like in the future?" Kakashi repeated, a curious expression on his face (well, what was visible anyway).
"Pap-hey, you knew I was from the future! You're smart, Uncle Kakashi!" Nami congratulated, then informed matter-of-factly, complete with deep breath before hand and everything, "Papa's the 6th Hokage and Mama's the top second ninja. The ninja academy is run by Uncle Shikamaru and Aunt Ino. The official advisors are Uncle Iruka and you, Uncle Kakashi. Ms. Hinata, Mr. Kiba, Mr. Neji, are all the elite ninja council. Ms. Sakura is a diplomat to the other nations with her husband-"
"And that's me," Naruto finished.
Nami frowned at the interruption and whacked her father on the head.
"No! That's Mr. Lee! Papa's with Mama," Nami corrected, then blushed, "like I'm with Shinta."
"I thought you said you were five," Sasuke interrupted.
"It's a arranged marriage. We've been engaged ever since we were babies! Uncle Iruka said so!" she elaborated, dreamlike, eyes sparkling at the mere mention of the boy.
" That means…Iruka and Kakashi have a son!" Naruto realized, after a moment of thought processing.
"Well of course Papa, otherwise I'd be marring a girl, and if I do that I can't continue on Mama's clan, but I love Shinta so I know we'll be married and continue on the Uchida clan! Because love triumphs over all!" Nami vowed, fisting the air in a very Naruto like fashion.
"Nami, was Ms. Sakura you're baby-sitter?" Kakashi asked, an amused look gleaming in his eyes.
"Yeah, why?" she asked back, eyes wide in child-like confusion, which resolved to happiness once more, "she said she's gonna help me with planning my wedding already!"
"Nothing, it a just all makes sense now," Kakashi remarked more to himself than those present, with a noncommittal shift of his shoulders he returned his focus to her, "so what does my son look like?"
"He's tall and has black hair and red eyes, he has—" Nami stopped and blushed, giving a small school girl giggle, complete with covering her mouth with her hand.
"What did Sakura do to her?" Naruto observed, horrified.
"It should be about time," Kakashi muttered casting a glance to the small plastic clock on the counter, he patted Naruto on the back and yet directed his gaze to Sasuke, " Naruto, Sasuke—both of you pay for your ramen and come to the ninja school, remember to bring Nami with you."
Kakashi then walked off, while Sasuke looked back at Nami.
"You're continuing my clan?" he wondered aloud, narrowing his eyes suspiciously he uttered a challenging, "are you good enough?"
"Uh-huh, I've already mastered the fireball technique, and the art of the doppelganger, and I would learn the Ninja harem but Papa said not until I'm older," Nami responded.
"Supposing this is our child," Sasuke began to Naruto as they rose from the table, fishing for his wallet, "you would teach her the Ninja harem!"
"Hey its useful...in some cases," Naruto answered thoughtfully, then got out his own frog coin purse.
"I'm paying for it dobe," Sasuke said and shoved some yen on the table, "lets just go. Kakashi and Iruka are waiting."
"How do you know Iruka will be there?" Naruto questioned as took Nami's hand and as she started to wander away to a nearby toy store.
"Think. Is there ever a time those two aren't together?" Sasuke pointed out as the three of them walked in the direction of the school.
"True, " Naruto agreed.
Well::sighs:: once again, still need to finish homework, just quickly going through and fixing the many errors and typos I seemed to have cast upon myself. I really need a beta…::sighs once more::…So, anyhoo…the following was the original ending author(ess)'s notes…just skip over it—If ya'll like. I'll be changing the next chapter tomorrow (or whenever I can)—till next time.
Kalivax; Hey ya guys, this is a muy shorto fic, aka its only like two more chapters left. But hey, blame my time restrictions okays now, answer the reviewer time yayness! throws around confetti
Shinikami Dragon: Yes that's exactly what I had in mind! squee!
Nora D: Heh, all will be explained in the next chapter...heehee...
Schmelderz: I know really all kids hate me-sob-
ShinSeiFuji; Just think of their wedding night... perverted laugh (Sasuke and Naruto back away)
Ohs! please r/r!