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You What!
By: Kalivax-Y!

The light soon disappeared to reveal a little girl. It was as if someone had shrunk Nami perfectly.

"As I thought," Naruto heard Tsunade murmur, yet her the tone of her voice practically screamed out how surprised she really was.

Naruto looked up questioningly as Iruka walked over to Nami and calmly picked her up.

"What? why is it 'as you thought'? what did you think is the matter with Nami?" he interrogated, blue eyes wide and demanding. All this was just waaay to confusing for him. Naruto made to get up, but Sasuke's hold was tight.

"You're injured dobe, try not to move, you'll hurt yourself even more," he stated, keeping his grip still just incase the dobe thought he was kidding.

Naruto would've made a witty retort but he glanced towards his hands. They were burned and scarred horribly. As if on cue, his mind seem to register that: if a wound looks painful, it usually is, so needless to say he heeded Sasuke's words. Temporarily at least, he was still confused as hell.

"Naruto, Sasuke, Nami is your daughter," Kakashi confirmed, as Iruka placed the girl in Naruto's lap, "meaning everything she said was the truth. And, that something must be wrong in the future."

"Pa...pa," Nami murmered softly, snuggling closer to Naruto and grasping onto his shirt. He couldn't explain it but, he felt his maternal extinct take over. With Sasuke holding onto Naruto, and Naruto holding (well, she was clutching desperately onto him) onto Nami, they resembled somewhat a family photo. Yet, this Kodak moment was ruined when the elder Ninjas made surprised gasps. Well, Gai did anyway…and it wasn't so much as a gasp, but a strangled sort of choking sound.

"That's unexpected," Kakashi agreed as he and the others began to peer into the bowl's depths.

Tsunade was munching on her lip with a stern expression on her face, while Iruka seemed to be studying the bowl's waters, Gai just kept looking from the bowl to Sasuke and Naruto, over and over again as if doubting his senses.

"The resemblance is almost un-canny…who knew that the two would resemble each other so…" Naruto was starting to get worried, if Tsunade and Kakashi weren't making smart ass comments to him, then that must've been a very serious matter.

"He's the exact copy of him! It's as if he rose from the dead!" Gai agreed horrified, almost as if he was caught between desperation, admiration, and fear. Sasuke and Naruto glared/blinked. (Meaning Naruto blinked, confused, while Sasuke glared).

"What is it? Iruka-sensei? Kakashi-sensei? Tsunade-Obaa-san?" Naruto questioned, "what's the matter, what did you find out?" Sasuke pulled Naruto on instinct and barely noticed the blush on the other boy's face. Barely. That of course caused him to blush and look away at the now entertaining wall.

"I want to see," Naruto protested and winced as he felt his arms pound with pain. Kakashi looked toward him and then to the Tsunade. She nodded walked over.

She placed a healing hand on one of Naruto's arms and then the other, helping him up after a few moments, while Sasuke was left with Nami. Naruto and Sasuke walked over to the bowl and stared into its contents. The "pwetty water" had been replaced by a solid white substance that showed a man and a wom—no, it was another man. Both men were wearing ninja headbands and one had the Hokage hat on.

"Its...me," Naruto realized as he stared at the soon sixth Hokage. Sasuke stared at the future Naruto. He could see why Gai couldn't believe what he was seeing. That Naruto and this Naruto...it was almost unbelievable. The face he's seen in his textbooks, the face that had graced the walls of the Hokage's office, was now staring back except with whisker marks and a charming smirk. He held his navy blue cloak gracefully, and it seemed to blow in its own wind accenting his own brand of coolness. Golden strands of hair that brought out his beautiful sky-blue eyes and pouty lips. His lithe frame was now evened out with muscles, making him look not so much as a gangly teenage boy, but a well balanced man. Naruto blushed at how everyone seemed to be awed by how he turned out (and not to mention a little angry, was it that unbelievable?), so he turned his attention to the future Sasuke.

"Wha-" Naruto began, wow, Sasuke had changed too. Sasuke was tall still, ( taller than him, at least) and he had long hair, not as long as his brother's but up to his ears. Elegant cheek bones and a dignified air, no wonder he had mistaken him for a woman, he was just that beautiful. Sasuke, like him, wasn't filled with muscles, in fact his frame had somehow adjusted itself to that which fitted his beautiful face, the only things that gave away that he was a guy, was the peek-a-boo of some arm and leg muscles.

"Ahem," Kakashi interrupted, causing both to look up.

"It's getting late and that one needs her sleep." Nami shifted as if on cue.

"But, where will she be staying?" Naruto inquired, afraid of the answer.

"Well, where else? with her parents?" Iruka answered, crossing his arms, with a stern expression, while Kakashi began to lean on his shoulder once more. Naruto and Sasuke blinked.

Surely they weren't suggesting—

"Yes, you two should stay at one another's house," Gai interjected, but then did another pose, "but no hanky- panky!" Naruto sorely wanted to kill Gai-sensei right there, but he stopped when he heard Sasuke:

"So, if we're her parents, how was she born?" Tsunade gave a tight lipped smile, considering her answer heavily.

"There is a way," she mumbled as if more to reassure herself, she turned to the two students, "we'll talk about it later brats..." she recovered enough to give Naruto a truly pleased smirk, "and try not to have too much fun tonight…"

"Hardly!" Naruto shouted, blushing hotly.

"Right, none of that," Iruka interrupted at Naruto's word choice.

Sasuke sighed and grabbed Naruto by the arm while he held Nami (a feat in itself).

"Come on we're leaving before they get anymore perverted," he remarked and half dragged/ half pulled his arm off. The cool night air rushed to meet them as they walked to Sasuke's house. After a while, Sasuke released his hold on Naruto and he faced Naruto.

"Y'know, all this has made me start to think…maybe if I got married…if it was to you, then…probably wouldn't it wouldn't be that bad…" he commented, shrugging, and went for his key, while Naruto blinked.

"What?" he wasn't honestly giving into this madness as well was he?

"Hold Nami," he commanded eager to change the subject now realizing his error in trusting Naruto with such a statement. He decided to just instead fish around for his key, a few minutes later he found it and was opening the door.

"What did you mean by what you said earlier?" Naruto repeated, moving to block his way. Sasuke's eyebrow twitched.

"That you're a complete moron!" he returned more angry at himself than anything now. Suddenly it struck Sasuke how Kakashi said something was wrong in the future. What did it all mean? What was it? Sasuke was brought of his thoughts when he noticed Naruto going for the fridge.

"Oi! Naruto no baka! let go of my ramen!" he hissed and ran after the blond kitsune. All their questions would soon be answered...

You know the drill, kids. Kali's go work tomm-y so, we'll see about tomm. shall we?