Chapter 3

" Okkkk... " Ranma said, " Are you some type of crossdresser? " Pointing to the short skirt.
" RANMA! " Akane shouted, " BE NICE! " She scolded as though Ranma was a 6 year-old boy who drew all over the walls.

Inuyasha however, was snickering. " That's right! " He snickered, " He... is... a crossdresser! " Kagoem yelled, " INUYASHA OSUWARI! "

CRASH!

" She's doing that a lot today, isn't she? " Ranma whispered to Miroku, " Yeah.. "

" YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? " Kagome growled, flaming. " No ma'am! " Ranma &Miroku straightened. ' Sometimes, I think that Kagome is hanyou, not Inuyasha. ' Akane thought. " Hello Kagome! My woman! " Kouga said.

" GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER! NO WAY YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH KAGOME ANYMORE, MANGY WOLF! " Inuyasha yelled, " NOW LET GO, OR I'LL HACK THAT STUPID ARM OFF! "

( A/n; Aw... ok, this is NOT romance people! )

" HA! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MUTT! " Kouga retorted. " Does this happen every time? " Akane asked Kagome, " I'm afraid so. This is usually their ' Daily Routine of the Day '. " Kagome replied.

" TODAY'S THE DAY I'M GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF! " Inuyasha was about to draw his sword when Kagome yelled, " OSUWARI! "

CRASH!

" Bye Kouga-kun! " Kagome called. " Bye my sweet Kagome! And don't you dare go after her too, wimpy human! " Kouga yelled. " I'm not even interested in her! " Ranma replied angrily. Everybodty decided to come inside the hut for lunch.

" What are we having? " Ranma asked, " Ramen! " Kagome replied. " Is that okay with you Ranma? "

" Sure! " Ranma smiled, " No problem! " In 15 minutes, the ramen was ready. " About time, Wench! " Inuyasha snorted. Kagome ignored it & went back to eating. " Well, " Ranma said, " At least SOMEbody's cooking isn't toxic to the human body! " Ranma smiled.

" RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA! " Ranma gulped & looked back & saw Akane flaming. " Ummmm... " Kagome stammered, " I think you'd better apologize to her, rrreeeeeaaalllll quick. " Everybody nodded hastily.

" Ok, ok! I'm sorry! " Ranma said. " SORRY isn't good enough anymore! " Akane yelled as she got out a HUGE mallet & whacked Ranma on the head. " YOU JERK! YOU CHANGING
BI-SEXUAL FREAK! " Akane screamed as she whacked Ranma over & over.

" Ummmmm... Akane? " Sango stammered, " I think you'd better stop before you give Ranma a serious case of anmesia... "

" So? " Akane snorted, " Who CARES about who happens to THAT jerk? "

" Ummmmm... YOU do? " Kagome asked. " And what do you mean by BI-SEXUAL FREAK? "

" Oops... " Akane said & muttered curses under her breath, " It's a loooooooonnngggg story... " She replied, " We have time! " Miroku said. Everybody nodded. " I'll say it. " Ranma said. " Or, more like DEMONSTRATE it. Kagome? " Ranma asked. " Yes, Ranma? "

" Do you have a bucket of cold water? " Ranma requested, " Ummmm... sure... here. " Kagome said as she handed over the bucket of cold water to Ranma. " Okay, here it goes! " Ranma said & dumped it on him.

Ranma shook it off & everybody was shocked to find that in place of Ranma was a... girl. " NOW you see? " The girl asked. " Who are you & where's Ranma? " Inuyasha asked. " I'M Ranma you blockhead! " The girl replied peeved.

" WHO ARE YOU CALLING BLOCKHEAD? " Inuyasha shouted. " Inuyasha, " Kagome began, " Fine. " Inuyasha muttered & sat. " Whenever I get dumped with cold water, I turn into a girl. To reverse the effect, I have to get dumped with warm/hot water. It's a curse. " Ranma said.

" When did this happen? " Shippou asked. " I'll explain, but first, Sango, can you pass that kettle? Thanks. " Ranma poured the water on him & turned back into a boy." Okay, here is what happened.. "

Flashback

Ranma & his pop were training on wooden poles. " Ok pop, " Ranma said, " Give me all you got! "

His pop tried to get him but fell in the water & turned into a panda. He jumped up & kicked Ranma into the lake for revenge. When Ranma resurfaced something strange happened, " WHAT IN 7 HELLS HAPPENED TO ME? " He screamed, " I'M A... A... "

" A girl. " One of the co-workers said. " Sorry kid, but you fell in the Jusenkyo Springs. "

" The what? " Ranma asked, " The Jusenkyo Springs. A saying is that whoever falls into that spring will take body of... a young girl! Sorry laddie! BUT here's a guide to reverse the effect until you're dumped with cold water again! Ciao! "

End Flashback

Everybody was just staring. " You're dad is cursed too? " Kagome asked. " Yeah, he fell in the Lake of the Drowned Panda while I fell in the Lake of the Drowned Girl. " It wasn't long wnitl nightfall arrived. " Good night everyone! " Ranma called. " 'Night! "

" Good Night! "

" Sleep tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite! "

" What? "

" SHUT UP & GO TO SLEEP! "

Everybody complied & slept, waiting for the events that will happen the next day.

Hi guys! Sorry for the long wait! I was EXTREMELY busy this month. With school work... & now that you're in Grade 8, it's no piece of cake... anyway, HOORAY FOR WEEEKENDS! WHOO! Until next time, CIAO!