May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Uchiha Sasuke please shut up?
I repeat, will the real Uchiha Sasuke please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you never heard a white person before.
His rhymes are a bore, punk genin trying to be hard core ( Yo! What's up?)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before.(?)
Making us snore, whining in the microphone ( Baby crying)

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
You didn't pay money for this nin did you?
And Orochimaru (laugh) did everything you idiot, without Orochimaru's defense you're as good as dead.

The world's had enough of Sasuke (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Orochimaru, acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.

Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who came first, was it Kakashi or was it Kabuto?
I'm sorry Sasuke, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, asshole.

Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.

Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
You're like a human, weak version of Hiei with a 'tude.
You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of.

So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And maybesome day you'll stop dating kitsune and move on to date higher mammals.

And there's a million female nin just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Uchiha Sasuke is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!

You're the real Sasuke, yes you're the real Sasuke
You're worse than Itachi, you stupid son of a b.
So won't the Real Uchiha Sasuke please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
You're the real Sasuke, yes you're the real Sasuke
You're worse than Itachi, you stupid son of a b.
So won't the Real Uchiha Sasuke please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?