Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.3- 20 Questions
Why not get a chance to know Sanderson in the meantime?
"…So what's it like to have an idiot like Cosmo for a fairy godparent?" Eddie asked Timmy as soon as he got settled into a room. "Well, there's not really a difference in the past 6 years..." He said. "Hey! I heard that!" Cosmo yelled from the other room across the hall. "But we still have fun, as long as Cosmo doesn't bring his pet hydra in the house anymore. So tell me, is the Head Pixie really your uncle?" Timmy asked. "That's what that cloud says." Eddie answered as he pointed at the floating cloud above them. "Even if he's not, I still say the Head Pixie is your uncle!" The voice from the cloud yelled. "…Okay, what about you? Can you tell me about yourself?" Suddenly, a mechanical robot arm zipped down from the cloud with some cards to read off of. "What's this?" Eddie asked as he took the cards. "Notes that I pretended to research about you but I really made it up because it sounded cool." The voice answered smugly.
An ebony eyebrow arched up in question as he finally read them out loud. "I'm 5' 10 when I'm in adult form and 8 inches tall in chibi form; the reason why pixies are smaller than fairies in chibi form is because we won't get exposed so easily, the reason why I'm the only one with spiked hair is because I'm a special pixie…" Eddie paused at looked up at the cloud. "Are you saying I'm special as in, special special? Or special, as in needs mental help special special?" He asked. "Special, as in…you're the coolest pixie out there, Sanderson. And I mean it too." The cloud responded. "Cool…anyway, continuing on, I was the only pixie born with purple hair, which is why my family forced me to dye it black…hey! Who told you that?" Eddie yelled. "Nobody…I made it up, remember?" The voice smirked. "Don't make me come up there!" The pixie scowled at the voice. "Hahahahahaha…just try it." The pixie snorted and ignored the cloud, still going on.
"I sometimes wish I was a fairy, and if I was a fairy, I would be a hyperactive teenager, something…" Eddie squinted to read the writing. "Your handwriting sucks! What does it say!" He shouted. "It says that you would be a hyperactive teenager because pixies age much slower than fairies, and you have a special ability that has to do with your eyes, which is why pixies wear sunglasses all the time. In fact, the color of your eyes determines what kind of mood you're in, sort of like you're your own mood ring. Purple eyes, you're normal, orange eyes: you're the king of sarcasm, blue eyes: well duh, it's obviously depression, red: you're pissed off, green: envious, yellow: happy or feel like acting blonde, pink: you're feminine! Kinda like that!" "…So what's your point?" Eddie asked. "It means that the strength of your magic powers vary with your mood. And did I mention you're the only one who has this?" The voice asked smugly.
"Hey! How come he's so special! What about me?" Cosmo yelled as he flew into the room. "Hush Cosmo…you'll have your turn to shine." The voice said. "But I want to be in the spotlight now!" He whined. "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" Wanda asked dully when she heard what was going on. "Ooh! Cheese!" He pounced on a block of cheese that was on the floor and practically made out with it in front of everyone. "You people are weird…even I have the decency of getting a room when I'm going to screw the cheese." Eddie said. Wanda and Timmy looked at him funny, wondering if there was something about pixies that they didn't know about. Or it could just be him. "Uh, did I just say that? Well, I meant as a technical term…I think." Eddie started laughing nervously before he pinged out of the room.
"Okay…I think that's all I want to know about Sanderson…" Timmy said, sweatdropping. Wanda blinked, something finally dawning on her. "Doesn't he have the same name as your dead gerbil?" "Yeah, I just realized that too. I guess SHE'S too lazy to think of a really good name." The pink-hatted teen smirked. "Hey! I like that name! It suits Sanderson very well!" The voice yelled. "Besides, you're going to have a whole bunch of randomness once the twins poof in tomorrow! So if you value your sanity, respect my authority!" "Now she's going South Park on us." Timmy whispered to his godmother. "I heard that!" A giant banana tumbled out of the cloud and landed on top of Timmy. "Ooh! Now I'm going to make out with the banana!" Cosmo squealed as he pounced on the giant fruit. "…Cosmo?" "Yes?" The green-haired fairy asked, batting his eyelashes at his wife. "You're an idiot." "But I'm your idiot!" He answered happily. "I'll say!" Eddie called from another room.
A/N: Well, chapter three is finally up! Wonder what's gonna happen now? Just wait and see! Oh yeah, if you wanna see some art that I've done go to my profile page and click on the link!