Superhero Duo

Summary: Inuyasha and Miroku are turned into superhero's and they have adventures as Dog-boy and Super Pervert. They are faced with foes, supply shortages and putting up with each other to fight all bad things around them.

Rating: T to be safe (I don't know where I'm taking this story)

Language: English

Genre: humor

Characters: Inuyasha and Miroku

Notes: Hondora is MINE! I made her up and she belongs to ME! So don't steal her! ((Sorry I forgot to say that in the first chapter.. also note that the disclaimer has been slightly altered))

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Or the bad guys! But I do own Hondora! If I owned Inuyasha he wouldn't be locked in my closet! So keep those lawyers away from me! I don't need any lawsuits!

Chapter 2: The Dirty Bubble

"How in the hell are we supposed to defeat this Dirty Bubble?" Inuyasha asked irritably

"I don't know.. throw some disinfectant at it maybe?" Miroku said. He was trying his hardest to keep Inuyasha happy but so far it wasn't working.

"Yeah that's going to work… clean the bubble. Right. Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?" Inuyasha growled

"I don't know, we'll figure out how to defeat him when we get there." Miroku said, the colour draining from his face.

"Better hurry up. He's right in front of us." Inuyasha said

"Um… um…" Miroku wasn't paying attention and didn't hear what Inuyasha had said. He walked right past the Dirty Bubble, when Inuyasha called him.

"Miroku where are you going?"

Miroku whirled around and accidentally hit the Dirty Bubble with his staff.

POP!

The Dirty Bubble was no more. Miroku had popped him! He looked around in confusion as people started cheering for him. He didn't understand what he did. All he did was turn around right?

Inuyasha grabbed Miroku by the collar and whispered in his ear. "You idiot, when you turned around you popped the Dirty Bubble." Annoyed that Miroku hadn't realized what he did, Inuyasha strode off. He was going back to that woman and he was going to give her a piece of his mind. 'Oh yeah that Dirty Bubble was so hard to defeat, I don't know how we could have done it without these ridiculous costumes.' He thought to himself, yes that's exactly what he was going to tell her.

Miroku was bowing for his fans and keeping his eye open for any beautiful woman he might see when he noticed that Inuyasha wasn't there anymore. he saw him walking angrily back to the HQ. Miroku knew this was going to be messy so he apologized to his fans for having to leave and took off after Inuyasha.

He caught up to Inuyasha a few minutes later. "Inuyasha calm down, when we get back don't kill the woman! Good grief will you listen to me?"

"No I wont kill her, I'll slowly torture her making her wish she was dead! I'll hang her upside down from the roof. Then I'll tickle her to the point where she can't breath. Then I'll-"

"You'll do nothing of the sort!" Miroku cracked Inuyasha in the back of the head with his staff. "You're going to listen to me. we're going to talk to Hondora in a sensible manner. Then we are going to see if she will let us return home. Ok?"

Inuyasha rubbed the large bump on his head "Fine" he growled

Miroku smiled, Inuyasha growl didn't scare him. Just his claws, sword, wicked temper, teeth, feet, hands, and his, ok so everything but his growl scared the crap out of Miroku. But they were friends and Inuyasha would never hurt, ok maybe he would hurt him, but he never would kill him. Right? Miroku gulped at the thought.

Inuyasha stormed up to the big doors and pushed them open majestically. He strode through the doors and marched up to Hondora.

"Back so soon?" she said pleasantly "Did you defeat the Dirty Bubble?"

"Yes we did" Inuyasha spat the words out angrily "We couldn't have done it without your ridiculous costumes though! The Dirty Bubble was by far the strongest thing that I have ever fought! I don't know how we could have done it before we met you!" he ranted

"Oh that's just wonderful to hear" Hondora said

Miroku gawked at her, didn't she understand that Inuyasha was being sarcastic and he was ready to rip her head off? "Uh Hondora? I don't think you understand, Inuyasha has this way of acting sarcastic when he's really mad. And he's doing that right now. We defeated the bubble by accident, that's how easy it was, Inuyasha hates these costumes. And I would have to say that the Dirty Bubble was the easiest thing we have ever battled."

Hondora looked at him "Oh I knew all of that. We studied you two before we got you and we studied you when you left to battle the Dirty Bubble."

Inuyasha and Miroku's mouths fell open. "What?" they both said in disbelief

"oh yes, but don't even ask how we do that. Its top secret. Even I don't know how they do it. I just watch the little tv with you on it." Hondora said.

Miroku and Inuyasha were stunned. This woman could spy on them whenever she wanted. Life just wasn't fair!

To be continued