Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!

Ch.5- Back At Pixies Inc.

O/ Mara's back, and she's gonna get revenge! Hey na, hey na! Mara's back! O/

Mara smirked as she once again was sitting in a throne made of a plush material, watching her subjects scurry by. "Hah…taking over Pixies Inc was a cinch." She said to her servant. "You're more evil than me…and I like that in a person…I think it's their most attractive trait." The Head Pixie said in his dull monotone voice. "Did I say for you to stop, servant?" Mara asked. The Head Pixie rolled his eyes and continued fanning down the teenage girl. "I've noticed that my assistant/nephew isn't around." He observed. "Of course not, I made you fire him and kick him out of Pixies Inc. I can't stand little rebels like him." She sneered. "Not to mention you've turned this place into a sprite–ruled world. I always cringe at the thought of that." H.P said.

"Sprites are evil and are not like fairies and pixies. In fact, I like that in someone who is evil. They get someone evil to do their evil bidding. That's like, evil times two." Mara looked at the pixie with an irritated look on her face. "You pixies are so boring and dull! Why can't you be exciting!" She screamed. "It's our nature, besides; my nephew was born different than the rest of us. You've could've asked him, but you did kick him out." H.P said. At that point, an evil smirk curved on her face. "Your nephew, eh? What's his name?" She asked sweetly. "…Not like I'd tell you." H.P replied. Mara growled in frustration and stomped around a bit before going back to H.P. "Look here, you boring pixie! Give me his name or else!" She threatened. "Or else what?" H.P smirked in his dull tone. "Or else I'll turn your fellow pixies into sprites!" She laughed evilly, grabbing a nearby pixie that had the misfortune to fly along.

"No. Don't. I'm too lovable to be a sprite. I beg of you. Stop. Please." The pixie said flatly. Despite the pixie's dull protests, Mara grabbed his cell phone and pointed it at him. PING! The young pixie turned into a sprite, which is like a hippie, only much more insane. "Your name is Rainforest Tree Hugger Autumn Sun Whatever." Mara muttered into his ear. As if snapping out of a dream, the pixie looked around. "Dude, like, what happened? I have like, this urge to like, hug a tree!" He looked around to see if there were any trees, but seeing none, he started going insane. "PLANT TREES! MUST JOIN GREENPEACE! SAVE THE RAINFOREST! RECYCLE BOTTLES AND CANS! GET HIGH ON LOVE AND PEACE AND PROSEPERITY AND ALL THAT!" He laughed maniacally as he flew somewhere. "Oh no. Anything but that. I'll tell you his name." H.P mumbled.

"Ah, now we're getting somewhere." Mara smirked. "His name is Edward Sanderson, and he has this condition…" H.P started. "Silence! I don't need anymore information. I just might know where your darling nephew just might be." The evil otaku chuckled with mirth as she barked orders to another pixie floating around to ping her to the Turner house, leaving a sprite in charge of everything.

Meanwhile…

"…I sense a disturbance in the Force…" Eddie said in the middle of watching Fairly Odd Parents. "Why do you say that?" Astro asked as he sat next to the pixie. "I don't know, but something's going to go down soon." He answered. "Really? Like what?" Astro asked. "Have you ever heard of an evil anime otaku named Mara Jade?" Eddie asked. "…Is it that one chick that tried to take over Fairy World once? And that she was boring and dull?" "…Uh…that was my people, Astro. Besides, it was my uncle's idea, not mine." Eddie said. "Oh! Then is she the one who took over the earth once and made all the bishounen her slaves?" "That's her." The pixie replied. "Oh." Astro and Eddie continued watching Fairly Odd Parents in silence until a random comment was inserted because the author thought the story was getting boring and wanted something exciting to happen. "…I think you're cute." Astro said. "…That was totally uncalled for, Obiotaku16." Eddie muttered, knowing it wasn't the teen saying it. Or was he?