Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.6- Give Me Some of That Pixie Love!
When Astro and Timmy rummage through the attic of the house, they find something that suddenly makes them lust after poor Eddie!
"…I sure as heck don't know why Dad's making me clean the attic." Timmy grumbled as he walked up the stairs with several cleaning supplies in his hands. "Cheer up Timmy! When your parents get old, you can just stick them in a retirement home!" Astro said as he followed the pink-hatted teen. "That's what I'm going to do with my parents!" As soon as they reached the door that opened into the attic, Timmy realized that he'd never been in the attic for a while, and wondered what kind of cool antique stuff was in there now. "Well, you'd better start if you're gonna get done quicker." The dark-blue haired fairy said as he poofed up a mop and a bucket. "I thought you said you were going to help me?" Timmy asked suspiciously. "I only said that to prevent Eddie from calling me lazy and throwing his cell phone at me." He smirked.
"Well you've haven't really contributed to the housework since you arrived." Timmy pointed out. "Right and that was the reason I wanted to prove all of you wrong." "Uh huh…well poof up a vacuum and start." So in a few minutes the two teenagers cleaned up the attic, even organizing all the junk in there. Just as Timmy and Astro put the last box on top of the others, a small container of glowing powder fell out and rolled onto the floor. "Huh…wonder what the heck this thing is?" Timmy picked it up and read it aloud. "Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust." He looked at Astro. "You don't suppose…?" The fairy teen shrugged. "Open it and see. Maybe Eddie knows what it is?" Timmy nodded and licked his finger, sticking it into the powder after he opened it. "Are you actually going to eat it? What if it's radioactive?" Astro asked in an excited voice. "That's okay…I like living on the wild side." Timmy then licked his finger clean, with nothing happening.
"Well that sucks…must be defective." He said with a disappointed look on his face. Astro couldn't contain his excitement anymore and tasted a handful. "…You know, this tastes so familiar…but I can't seem to put my finger on it…no pun intended." Timmy tasted the powder again, this time a handful. "Yeah, it's like magical Pixie Sti…" His eyes suddenly started twitching, Astro freaked out a bit as he saw Timmy drop the powder and his pupils dilated. "…Tim..." He asked, before his pupils dilated, and also started twitching. They both started hyperventilating madly for a few minutes before they stopped with seemingly deranged looks on their faces. "...So…horny…must…make pixie ass…ours." They mumbled like zombies as they started down the stairs and towards their target, which had just finished taking a shower. "Oh hey guys, already done with the attic? Astro, I hope you at least did some work." Eddie said. "Pixie…" Astro said, reaching out for Eddie.
Charmy, Cosmo, and Wanda were busying drinking hot chocolate and eating crackers when they suddenly heard a scream from out of nowhere. "What the hell?" They turned around, just in time to see the purple-eyes pixie being chased down the upstairs hall with just a towel on by a deranged Astro and Timmy, who were stripping as they ran after him. Charmy let out a scream and covered her eyes. "ACK! MY EYES! I'M BLIND FROM SHEER NAKEDNESS!" She then poofed to her bedroom. "Poor girl…must not be used to it." Cosmo chuckled as he went back to drinking tea. Wanda snorted and thwapped her husband across the head in irritation. "Of course not! That was your son and godchild…will you something about it?" She huffed. Cosmo rolled his eyes and got up from the couch, putting down his cup of tea. "Fine, ruin their fun…" The green-haired fairy flew up the stairs and stopped at the top.
"GET A BEDROOM!" He yelled. "…Cosmo!" Wanda thwapped him across the head again as he came back down. A few minutes later they heard muffled sounds coming from somewhere, and Wanda gestured for Cosmo to go back. He reached the closed bedroom and knocked on the door. "Hey! I sure as heck don't know what you're doing in there, but keep it down to a minimum!" The reply he got wasn't what he thought it would be. "GIVE ME SOME OF THAT PIXIE LOVE!" Astro's voice screamed. Cosmo paled as he heard sounds of a whip and chains behind the door, including Eddie's voice screaming, "YES MASTER!" "OH MY GODS! WANDA! THEY'RE DOING STUFF IN THERE!" Cosmo yelled. "Don't worry; it's not a big deal." Wanda replied as she thumbed through a beauty magazine. "They're rehearsing a play that's for Drama Club at Timmy's school. It's a parody of Romeo and Juliet. Trust me; it's really hilarious." Cosmo pointed at the door. "DOES THE PLAY INVOLVE MOANING AND GRUNTING?" "Oh, that's the part where Tybalt dies dramatically."
Cosmo smacked his face in frustration. "ARGH! I'm the idiotic one, yet I know what's going on in the bedroom! They're getting it on!" Wanda let out a laugh before she turned to another page. "If they were, wouldn't I hear the sound of a bed whacking against the wall?" At that point, they heard a few thumps against the bedroom wall upstairs. "Huh, looks like Romeo found out that Juliet is alive, and is now dying dramatically from the poison. Poor Romeo…if only he had waited a few more seconds…" Wanda sniffed. Cosmo sweatdropped and shook his head. "Never mind! What's the point in trying to convince you?" He then sat back down and starting drinking his tea, forgetting what just happened in a matter of seconds.
An hour later, Astro, Timmy, and Eddie came out of the bedroom with goofy looks on their faces. "Hahahaha…who knew there were those many ways to use chips and dip like that?" Eddie giggled as he stumbled to his bedroom, running into the wall before he went inside. Charmy had finally decided to come out and found a trail of chips and dip coming from the bedroom down the hall. "…OH MY GODS! DID YOU USE MY SNACK FOOD TO LICK OFF THE ONE PERSON I FIND THE MOST IRRITATING BUT SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE OTHER THAN TIMMY?" She screamed at Astro. "Maybe…" He giggled madly just thinking about it. "ARGH! I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!" She then whipped out a hammer and started chasing after them. "Like mother, like daughter." Cosmo said. "Hey! Who ate all of my collection of my special Pixie Stix powder from the 70's?" Wanda asked as she poofed back into the living room. "I was saving that for a special occasion." Cosmo shrugged and continued eating. "I'm pretty sure Timmy and Astro didn't eat it."