Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.7- We Put the Word "Fun" In Dysfunctional!
It's yet another commercial break for our no-plot whatsoever story, with a character returning, and some secrets revealed as well!
Charmy, Timmy, Astro, and Eddie were sitting out a patio table, discussing a few matters… "Okay, if you were gay, who would you find really attractive? Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or that guy who played Achilles in 'Troy?" Charmy asked. "You mean Brad Pitt?" Timmy asked. "Yeah! That blonde guy whom every other girl says he's hot." "Oh, well, Orlando Bloom." Timmy answered. "Ew! Orlando Bloom? How gross! I mean, he's a stud in 'Lord of The Rings', but seriously, if I was gay, I would find Keanu Reeves really hot." Astro argued. "Okay, now you guys are sick…I happened to have watched 'The Matrix: Reloaded', and puked after I watched that scene where Keanu Reeves shows his pasty white ass 27 times." Eddie scowled. "…What do you mean 27 times? He only shows it…let's see…three times I think." Astro counted on his fingers, trying to remember. Everyone looked at the pixie, which his eyes were a deep shade of pink.
"…Okay okay…I usually like to rewind the movie back nine times and stare at his pasty white ass. There, I admitted something nobody would ever guess about me." He grumbled. "Hey! That gives me an idea! Let's all reveal our deepest secrets!" Charmy said suddenly, perking up. "What? Why!" Astro demanded. "Because since we're all gonna be living together for a while, I suggest we get to know each other really well!" She answered. Astro sighed and rolled his eyes. "Okay, fine…I'll go first." He cleared his throat, and took a deep breath. "…I'm a homosexual." Everyone blinked and exchanged confused glances with each other. "…I'm gay, dammit! I love guys because I'm afraid of girls! But people treat me different, which causes me to go into depression, which is why I'm wearing black!" He yelled. It suddenly dawned on them. "Oh! Well you should've said you were gay before!" Charmy pointed out. Astro scowled and crossed his arms. "I thought you'd treat me different."
"What, no! Of course not! I'm your sister! Seeing two guys together turns me on!" Charmy said. "…I thought you were a homophobe. You sure act like it." Timmy said. "I never said I was a homophobe…I love anime yaoi and shounen-ai! I just thought you'd get creeped out, not to mention…" She pointed at Eddie, who shivered in anticipation. "Ooh, I like this whole, 'revealing secrets' type of thing. Let's do more!" So within a few minutes, deep secrets were revealed within the little circle, with Timmy revealing he was hot for Cosmo and wanted to get it on with him, Eddie admitting he likes watching girly soap operas, Astro admitting that he likes to dress up in girl's clothes, (which earned him a whack on the head from his twin), and Charmy herself revealing that she was a summer, not a winter. "…That's not a secret you bimbo!" Astro growled. "Okay fine, I like to peep into guys' locker rooms and see if there are naked guys."
At that point, Astro, Timmy, and Eddie scooted away from her with freaked out looks on their faces. "What? What's the matter?" she asked. "PEEPING JANE!" They screamed, pointing at her. "What? Who's a Peeping Jane? Let me see!" A crash sounded from out of nowhere, and everyone turned their heads to see Luke Skyskipper in the big hole he created. "Hi Timmy! Who are those two guys and that foxy chick?" Luke asked. Charmy was instantly smitten and floated over to the red-haired teenager. "Hi, I'm Charmy, Cosmo and Wanda's sexy daughter. Those two pinheads over there are my twin brother Astro, and my pixie servant, Eddie Sanderson." She said as she batted her eyelashes at him. "Hey! I'm not your servant!" Eddie yelled. "Ignore the darling, Luke…he's just jealous because I think you're sexy and he's not." "Who says I want your opinion, you skank?" Eddie yelled again, his eyes flashing red.
He growled under his breath and started to fly off towards the break room, with Astro following and trying to assure him that she didn't mean it. Timmy stayed behind and greeted Luke. "How come you weren't in the first six chapters of this story?" he asked. "Oh, I was just wanted to spend some time with my girlfriend…you know how she gets when I'm not with her most of the time." Charmy let out a growl of rage. "You have a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell me so I wouldn't have made a fool of myself!" She screamed. "…What?" Luke asked. At that point, Charmy flew over to a camera, grabbed the set, and stuck it in an empty room with just a chair. "From now on we're going to have a one-on-one interview with the camera on what goes on in the house. And that includes phone calls!" She then flew away angrily, lashing out at some poor media folks scurrying around. "Is it just me, or has this suddenly now become a reality TV show?" Luke asked. "I dunno…I'm just as confused as you. But I know one thing….we put the word 'fun' in dysfunctional." Timmy said.