Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.9- Welcome Back to Randomness!
Well, the last chapter didn't go too well, so I guess I better scrap the whole reality TV show thing for now…
"That was a totally stupid chapter...I agree with ash vault rose garden." Astro said as they poofed into Fairy World. "So why are we here?" Timmy asked. "We're going to Wishfixers because you keep making stupid wishes for one thing." Wanda said. "Like what?" "Well, remember that time where you wished for…" But she got interrupted when someone let out a shriek behind them. "It's Mara! She's back from the dead...I mean jail!" Timmy said, pointing out the angry brown-haired girl that was on a familiar floating cloud. "Eeek! It's Mara, the evil anime otaku bishounen trainer!" Cosmo squealed, jumping into Eddie's arms. "…Well that saves us the trouble of finding out who she is." He said, dropping Cosmo onto the ground. "Hey…isn't that Goku's cloud?" Charmy asked suspiciously. "Who are you?" Mara asked coolly, eyeing the way the fairy girl was clinging onto the pixie's arm a little. Charmy noticed, and blushed a little, stepping away from him.
"My name is Charmy, and I'm Cosmo and Wanda's daughter. This is Astro, my twin brother, and Eddie Sanderson." She said, pointing them out to her. "…Ah, you're that pixie I threw out of Pixies Inc., aren't you?" Mara smirked evilly. "Give me back my job and return Pixies Inc. to normal!" Eddie growled. "Uh uh…no way Jose. I've got plans for you, my little pop tart." Mara said, seizing Eddie by the arm and pulling him onto the cloud. "Hey! Why are you holding that loser hostage?" Charmy demanded. "Excuse me? Are you contradicting what I'm doing?" Mara asked crisply as she put magic handcuffs on Eddie's wrists. "Well, no duh! What did ever Sanderson do to you?" Astro asked. "He didn't do anything…I'm just holding him hostage so I can use his magic powers to take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cosmo looked at Mara. "Wouldn't this be your second try?" he asked. "…Okay fine, again. There, happy now?" Mara asked. "Try the line again." Timmy suggested.
"No. Well, goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." She said, and started to fly off. "Hey! You're taking away my love!" Astro yelled, shaking his fist at her. "Yeah! And you can only ride that cloud if you've got a pure heart!" Luke yelled. "And from what I know, you sure ain't got a pure heart!" At that point, the cloud faded so that Mara fell through. Eddie watched as Mara fall to earth screaming as he floated in the air. "You're right…she is crazy." He said as Wanda unlocked the handcuffs. "But at least she won't be bothering us for a while, that is, until she gets back up here." Wanda replied, making sure everyone was present. "So what are we waiting for?" Timmy asked. Everyone shrugged.
"I dunno, what were we here for?" Cosmo asked. "Something about cheese?" Astro asked. "Dude, I think the randomness is back." Timmy said. "It is? Hooray! Let's celebrate by dancing!" Everyone except for Wanda, Sanderson, and Chramy started dancing stupidly. "ARGH! Why do I have to get stuck with dumb people?" She said, crossing her arms and looking away in an uncanny female version of Vegeta. "If it weren't for dumb people, would you have been born?" Eddie asked, pointing at Cosmo, who was trying to break-dance but wasn't very successful.. "Hey! I'm not dumb! I'm just intelligently disabled!" Cosmo argued. "Who can argue with that logic?" Wanda asked. Suddenly, there was a gasp. "Is that the beautiful voice of sweet Wandita?" A smooth voice said from out of nowhere. "…Oh great….it's Juandissimo." She said, clapping a hand to her face in irritation.
"Oh Wandita, it has been so long…I was afraid that we would never see each other again!" Juandissimo said, taking her hand and kissing it. "To me, even your voice is like a chorus of a thousand angels!" He continued to kiss it more. "Um…that's very flattering." Wanda said. "…Excuse me…if you're not gay, you shouldn't be kissing my hand." The Spanish fairy looked up to see a pair of smoldering purple eyes that were a shade darker than his. Juandissimo gasped. "Cosmo, is that you? Why, it seems you have become more intelligent! More handsome with beautiful black hair like mine! And smartly dressed too! Have you decided to be like me?" Eddie's eyes grew flat. "Um, I think you're confusing me with him." He pointed at Cosmo, who was growling and cracking his knuckles. "Oh…well then. That's too bad. Who are you, oh so much smarter than Cosmo?" The Spanish fairy asked.
"My name is Eddie Sanderson, and I'm a pixie." Eddie said, rolling his eyes. "A pixie…in Fairy World? How strange, yet very exciting! I…am Juandissimo!" He started ripping and poofing back his white over and over again. He then repeated the phrase in Spanish as he did some arm curls with weights. "We will become good friends, no?" "…Does that mean yes?" Eddie asked. Astro pushed past the pixie and scowled at Juandissimo. "Hey, can't you see he doesn't want to be friends with you?" The fairy asked. "…Who are you, and why do I have this urge to beat Cosmo into the ground?" "I'm Cosmo and Wanda's son! You might be handsome at all, but you know who's handsomer than you?" Astro asked. "...Who?" "He is!" Astro then pointed at Eddie. "…Is this true!" He gasped once again, being dramatic as he put a hand to his forehead. The pixie bonked the dark-haired fairy on the head. "I thought we would become good friends, but it seems that you are competition! So be it! I shall come live with all of you for a while!" "What! Why!" Wanda asked.
"Because I am lonely, and I feel like living in a house with 7 other different people, like a reality TV show!" Juandissimo exclaimed as he showed off his biceps. "…You and your big mouth." Charmy said, scowling at Astro. The handsome fairy poofed up some bags, and said, "Well, shall we go?" Everyone looked at each other. "Mind if we do something first?" Luke asked. "Go ahead; I shall wait patiently like a rock!" "Thanks." Everyone then started beating up on Astro.