Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.10- The Fairy Odd Game
Who knew fairies and pixies could get drunk?
"A drinking game? What kind of drinking game?" Timmy asked. "Oh, it's very easy. While we watch Fairly Odd Parents episodes, there are certain things that we have to take drinks to." Luke explained as he held up a bottle of sake in his hand. "Like for instance, if in the episodes you wish for something stupid, like raining ducks, then we take one drink. And to take two drinks, you have to do something stupid, like…I dunno, use your imagination. Three drinks, if someone tries to take over any kind of world. Four drinks if there's yaoi suggestiveness in the episodes. Five drinks if it's you and Cosmo, and then we cringe at the thought of it." "Well that's not fair!" Timmy protested. Luke rolled his eyes. "Fine! It's you and Chester, AJ, or any of your nerdy friends." "What about straight relationships?" Timmy asked. "Oh, we'll take six drinks and call you and idiot for trying to be a romancer." "...Fair enough." "I forgot to mention…seven drinks for anything else I missed." Everyone groaned in frustration.
"…Everyone clear on the rules?" Luke asked, sensing that they wanted to start now. "…What rules?" Eddie scowled as he popped open the cork on his sake bottle. "Okay, there really aren't any rules, except that whoever is the last one to pass out, wins. If you're going to puke, do it in this here bucket." He said, gesturing towards the bucket near Astro. "Hey!" Astro said. "Oh, and just to let you know, Obiotaku16 is not responsible for the damage done to the house nor personalities, lives, whatever…when we're all in a drunken mood. You all agree on that?" "Yeah…let's start!" Charmy said. "Not to mention your virginity in case you end up in bed with someone?" Luke asked, looking at Eddie in the corner of his eye. "…What?" "…Okay, then we all agree! Let the wild rumpus begin!" Luke said, popping in the DVD with five…I dunno, I think now six seasons of FOP episodes into the TV.
Eight hours later….
Everyone was drunk, considering that there was too much randomness going on that it seemed better to fast forward and get to the good part. Not to mention some comments made that would be only appropriate in a NC-17 version of this fanfic. The only ones that hadn't passed out yet were Charmy, and Sanderson. But they were on the verge of doing so. You had to admire the fact that they were fierce competitors when it came to being better than the rest. Charmy's arm was draped around Eddie's neck as she hiccupped with a glass in her hand. "Yer an idiot, ya know that?" She asked. "Sho? Not like yer one too." Eddie replied with a drunken smile. "No, I mean, really…an idiot…ya don't have clue why I like callin' you a perv…" She hiccupped again, swigging out of the glass.
"K…why? Am I really a perv?." Eddie asked, trying to drink out of her glass but was too drunk to even reach for six of them. "Cuz you wanna…get into my pants…an' you know it…" "Naw…I don't wanna…I just want you to kkissh me…that'sh all…" "No..." Charmy tried to say, but slipped into his arms, giggling madly. "I want you to…cuz I like ya…a lot!" Eddie tried to lean down, but there was too many Charmys for him to count. "Which one of ya? There are like…twenty!" After a few unsuccessful attempts, they finally gave up and passed out onto the floor. Little did they know that Mara was looking into the window once again, perched in the tree by the house. She had finally escaped from the crocodiles in Australia, and hitchhiked back to Timmy's house. "So…pixies and fairies can get drunk, eh? That gives me an idea!" She then cackled evilly and slipped away…