Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.11- Karaoke Fun And A Kidnapping
The FOPGAA cast have a little karaoke fun…not to mention a kidnapping… don't own any of the songs!
"…Morning is coming, and I don't want to let you go...let's just lay here in this bed of rose petals. I know that its written but one kiss can make this start all over again. If you want it baby, just come with me…" Eddie crooned, extending his hand out. Charmy rolled her eyes and thwaped him across the head. "Enough already! You've sung that Usher song two times already!" She said. "Fine…fine…here Astro, your turn." The pixie grumbled as he handed the microphone to the anti-social teen. "Okay..." He scrolled through the TV screen, and chose a song. When the music started playing, Charmy and Eddie screamed, covering their ears. "GAH! NOT N'SYNC!" Astro was a good singer; it's just…his taste in karaoke songs really. He listened to rock music obviously, but it's what he liked to sing that everyone questioned about.
"Ohh…ohh…" He started crooning. "Lying in your arms, so close together…didn't know just what I had…" Charmy and Eddie uncovered their ears. "Actually, I like this song." The pixie said. "Yeah, me too…" Charmy added, listening to her brother sing. "You know, he just might be able to win that American Idol contest I've heard so much about." "Ha! Not unless Simon shoots him down." Eddie snorted. "'You…are the worst singer in America.'" He said in an exact replica of Simon's voice. In the meantime, Cosmo and Wanda were in the doorway. "…Is Astro singing about being crazy?" Cosmo asked. Wanda rolled her eyes. "No! He's singing that song where the guy loses the girl, and how he's driving himself crazy every time he's thinking about her." She explained. "…That's still singing about being crazy, right?" Cosmo finally said. "..Never mind! Here, why don't you sing next?" Wanda said in exasperation, pushing her husband into the living room. "But…" Cosmo started. "I can't sing for peanuts…"
"Go, Cosmo…you're probably better than Wanda any day." Timmy said. "Hey! He does not!" Wanda argued. Cosmo looked through the songbook and carefully chose his song. "Okay, here it goes!" The music started, and everyone sweat dropped. "Just Lose It, by Eminem?" Timmy asked. "For some odd reason it describes me." Cosmo said, ignoring the looks he got. "…I better leave the room so I don't get embarrassed by his antics." Charmy mumbled as she poofed into the kitchen. "I'll come with you!" Eddie said, following her. "Don't even think about it, you horny pedophile. I need someone to hold Cosmo down in case he goes crazy and needs to be tranquillized." Wanda said dully, holding back the pixie by his blazer. "I am not a pedophile!" Eddie protested as he sat on the couch.
"Sure, that's what they all say…" Wanda smirked. Eddie grumbled in irritation and crossed in arms, looking in another direction. Charmy smirked as she yanked the microphone from Cosmo's hands before he could sing. "Hey!" He protested. "Ooooohhaaaahhhhh…Ohhhaaaahhhh..." She started singing. "Oh no…not Jojo! I always have to listen to her!" Astro groaned, rolling his eyes.
"Can somebody explain to me
Why everybody is trying to be
Living like a celebrity
Doing what they see on MTV.
Ice is cool but I am looking for more, simple things are what my heart beats for.
Cause its me
I don't ask for much
Baby
Having you is enough..."
"You ain't got to buy nothing
It's not what I want
Baby it's You
We don't have to go nowhere
Its not what I want
Baby it's you
It's not for what you got
Cause I know you got a lot
No matter what you do
You always gettin Hot
It's You,
It's You
Baby all I want is You Yeah…"
It don't matter that your car is fly
And your rims are spinning on the side and
It don't matter where we go tonight
Cause if I'm with you I'll be alright.
That's cool but I'm lookin for more
It's your love that my heart beats for.
Cause that's me
Don't have to spend a dime
Baby
I just want your time.
Chorus
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
Chorus
Yeah Yeah Yeaey Yeahey Ye Ye Yeah…" Eddie blushed as she finished singing. "Um…why did you sing that for me?" He asked. Charmy scowled. "What? Who says it's for you? It's for Timmy!" "…Er, thanks…" Timmy said. "Oh…" Eddie said, getting embarrassed and scratching the back of his head. Astro saw the sad look on the pixie's face, and decided to cheer him up. "SQUUEEEEE!" "…What the?" Eddie said in surprise as Astro jumped into his lap. "Cheer up! Not everyone gets a song dedicated to him or her! Remember, Charmy hates you! Don't you think that's oddly aimed at the fact that she…might like you?" "Gee, thanks for the thought." Eddie grumbled.
"…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FOOL! FEELINGS LIKE THAT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE!" "…What? That's sounds like…" Wanda started. Mara came crashing through a window, and rolled on the floor a couple of times before standing up. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's right!" After a few seconds of silence, she was starting to clutch at her head. "Ow! I knew I shouldn't come in head first!" She wailed. Everyone sweatdropped before they ignored her, continuing to sing songs. "Hey! Don't ignore me!" She yelled. Seeing that they were busy doing something, she grew angry that they weren't paying attention to her, and took a vase. "LISTEN TO ME!" She screamed before she threw a vase at the group, smacking Eddie across the head and knocking him out cold.
Apparently nobody cared about him, because they still were ignoring the evil otaku. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" Mara screamed as she picked up the unconscious pixie. "Eh." Cosmo said, shrugging. "DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID PIXIE AND THE FACT THAT I'M GOING TO EXPLOIT HIS POWERS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN?" "Eh." Charmy said. Mara growled and stomped out of the room, frustrated. With the karaoke machine still in usage, they didn't have a care in the world. That is, until Mara tripped over the cord and unplugged the TV on accident. "Blasted TV!" She muttered before she whipped out a small control and transported herself out of there. They stared at the dark TV for a few minutes, and finally reacted.
"REVENGE!" Charmy yelled, finally realizing that the evil otaku took Eddie. She noticed that there was a note on the floor as the group ran into the hallway. "…I took your pixie. Come to Pixies Inc. if you ever want to see your boyfriend ever again. Love, Mara." Astro read out loud. "…Oh no! Eddie! I'll save you, my love!" The dark haired fairy started to poof off, but Charmy held him back. "Who says he's your boyfriend?" She demanded. "Well, apparently he's not yours, is he?" Astro asked with a smirk. "You hate his guts, so obviously he would naturally be mine. Unless you do like him! HA HA!" He then poofed away. "What are you walking about? I do hate his guts! But I will not allow him to be exploited!" Charmy snarled as she followed suit. "…Do you get what's happening?" Cosmo asked. "Nope. How about you, Timmy?" Wanda asked. "No clue." Timmy said. "Well, let's make sure they don't get into trouble, at least." Luke said.