Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch. 12- We're On A Mission To Save Her Boyfriend!
Ah yes…the classic, shining knight in armor saves a beautiful kidnapped princess…or should we say prince?
"Heard that Obiotaku16 is gender bending her reviewers…" Astro said as they flew to Pixies Inc. "Hey! It's not my fault I get confused who's a girl and who's a guy!" The voice from a cloud yelled at him as it followed the group. "Well obviously DARK1ULTIMATE is a guy…" Astro continued. "Well I don't really look at their profiles to see who's a girl and who's a guy you know…" The cloud replied flatly. "Cough Lazy…cough. " Cosmo looked confused as he looked at Wanda. "Um…is it just me, or is our son talking to a cloud?" He asked. "The cloud is the author, Cosmo!" Wanda scowled at him. "And considering how many times explain it in the last story, I thought you'd know who the cloud is!" "…Obiotaku's the cloud? Since when?" Cosmo demanded. Wanda rolled her eyes and didn't say anything. If she did, most likely she would kill him with a spoon.
"So um…why are we flying to Pixies Inc.?" Timmy asked as he drove an air copter next to them, which Luke had graciously stolen for him from Videl while she was chasing the Great Saiyaman. "We're on a mission to save her boyfriend!" Cosmo said proudly, pointing at his daughter, who was turning pink in the cheeks. "…He's not my boyfriend!" She yelled. "He's my boyfriend!" Astro joked as he jumped in and out of the clouds like a dolphin. "…DIE YOU QUEER!" Charmy threw a pineapple at her brother, which had came out of nowhere for no reason. She conked him into unconsciousness, causing him to drop down from the sky. "…Luke, we'll meet you at Pixies Inc while you save Astro. " Wanda said flatly. "Will I find it?" He asked. "Fairy World is the first star, so just keep going to the second star on the right, straight past morning…you'll find it." "…Now where have I heard that before?" Timmy asked dully to himself as he went to retrieve the fairy boy.
Back at Pixies Inc…
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY CHICK!" Eddie screamed as he flew away from Mara. "You're a dirty little pixie! Don't you want to take a bath?" Mara screamed back as she ran after him with a butterfly net. (A/N: Butterfly nets work on pixies too…) The poor pixie was tied up, but Mara didn't think about his wings, which he used to get away from her, which was where they were at now. "No! Who knows what things you'll do to be in the bathtub!" He yelled. "Come on! I just want to draw you, Cosmo, and Timmy doing it in the bathtub! Nothing bad!" Mara yelled. "Nothing bad? Hell, three naked guys is already bad enough! I'd rather…AHHH!" Eddie was so busy screaming and flying at the same time, he didn't see a billboard, and crashed into it. "AHAHAHAHA! That's what you get!" Mara laughed giddily as she leapt up and pulled the pixie off the sign. "…Huh? Why are you in your chibi form?" She asked as she held the tiny pixie out in front of her.
"…HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, EVIL MARA!" She heard a voice. "What? Who's there?" She demanded, looking around. "We are…the protectors of good! The punishers of evil! The world saviors…the Great Saiyateam!" Mara turned around to see four caped figures doing all sorts of stupid poses…even their costumes were just as bad. "…AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" She laughed, throwing Eddie to the side like a doll. "Don't tell…you got superhero lessons from Gohan? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Well it's not like it's our choice!" Astro complained as he folded his arms and scowled. "Either that or get an butt kicking from him." "…Hey Charmy, got Eddie?" Wanda called over her shoulder. "Got him!" Charmy was behind Mara, holding the tiny pixie in her arms, practically squeezing him into her chest. "…!…" He turned red before he passed out, spurting blood out of his nose. "Eddie? What's wrong with you?" She panicked, shaking him. "BLAST! You tricked me!" Mara yelled. Cosmo exchanged glances with Timmy and Wanda. "Um…did we trick her? I thought we just got here?" He asked. They shrugged before twirling their fingers like Mara was crazy.
"FEAR MY WRATH, YOU FROSTED FREAKS!" Mara screamed, taking out a bazooka gun and aiming it at them. "…Do we look like Pop-Tarts to you? I don't think so!" Wanda yelled at her. "But I feel like having one right now…" Cosmo said as Mara shot a missile at them. The creaky old building under them exploded, scaring away a few pixies and sprites that were around. "EEK! That almost got us!" Timmy exclaimed as he hung onto a pole. "I wish I had powers to fight Mara!" Cosmo and Wanda grinned at each other, and put their wands together. Meanwhile on the ground below, Mara was laughing evilly and shooting missiles in a very Vegeta-like way. "He shall be mine!" She said before she leapt away. But got her foot caught in a hole. "BLAST! I hope this isn't the end of me!" She grumbled to herself as a few piles of bricks fell on her. Charmy flew fast to avoid the crumbling buildings, but she couldn't make it under one of them, and squealed in excitement. "Timmy! They're…!" Wanda said, pointing out the place where the building collapsed on them.
"Don't worry!" He quickly ran over to them and started throwing pieces of concrete off the pile, sometimes hitting Cosmo and Astro once or twice in the head as he did so. He pulled back the last stone to reveal Eddie in his adult form, protecting Charmy with his own body. "…Hey! You're alive!" Timmy exclaimed, helping them up. Charmy brushed off some rubble, her face a bright red. "…Um…er...thanks for protecting me…" She said. "You're welcome…" Eddie smiled, adjusting his sunglasses on his nose. (A/N: Geez, how the heck does he get his sunglasses to stay on after a battle and an earthquake?) "But you're still a pervert for getting on top of me!" Charmy yelled, kicking him into a nearby wall. "Well, she's back to her old self as usual…" Timmy said, sweatdropping. Charmy turned with hearts in her eyes. "Oh Timmy! You're my hero!" She pounced on top of him and tried to smooch him. "Aw…one of these days she'll going to find out that her heart belongs to Sanderson." Cosmo said. "And then Timmy's heart will belong to me! MUAHAHAHA!" "…Do you always think out loud, Dad?" Astro asked. Cosmo slapped his forehead. "Darn! There I go again!" He said.