Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!

Ch.13- Getting High For the Anti-Fairies

It's Friday the 13th, and the anti-fairies have come out to play…but what happens when they meet up with some stoned people?

"…Happy Friday the 13th everybody!" Sanderson said happily the next morning. He threw confetti all over the place and blew on a party horn while twirling an annoying noisemaker. "…Will you shut up! It's 3:00 in the morning!" Everyone yelled, opening their doors and throwing random things at the pixie. They manage to knock him out after a few tries and went back to sleep.

Few hours later…

"…Is everyone awake? Can I celebrate now?" Sanderson asked cautiously as he poked his head into the kitchen, where everyone was having breakfast. "Sure…why are you so happy for?" Charmy asked as he flew in. "Because it's Friday the 13th!" Sanderson answered, jumping around like a girl and throwing flowers around. "Well, we know that Friday the 13th is when the anti-fairies come out and cause havoc, but what is it to pixies?" Timmy asked. "Not telling!" Sanderson said proudly. "Does it have something to do with something illegal and getting your ass busted for it?" Astro asked. "Maybe…" Sanderson said innocently. "Cool! Can I join you?" Wanda scowled at him. "Nobody is doing anything illegal today! Especially you, young man." She added at Astro. "Darn…there goes my weekend…" He muttered.

Somewhere in Anti-Fairy World…

"Well, it's Friday the 13th.What do you wanna do?" Anti-Cosmo asked. "I dunno…what do you want to do?" Anti-Wanda asked. "I know! Why don't we go over to Timmy's house and cause havoc just for the heck of it?" Anti-Cosmo asked. "Okay, fine with me." They poofed away.

Back at the Turner House…

"NO! You can't, and that's final!" Wanda yelled. "What are you doing?" Luke asked as he entered the house. "Oh, well I'm practicing for the 'Nagging Godmothers' contest in Fairy World." Wanda said. "I see…" Luke said. "Where's everyone?" "They're in Sanderson's room." Wanda said. She then looked at her watch. "Oops! I'm a little late! See you later! And make sure they're not doing anything illegal in there where they end up getting busted!" She then poofed away.

Sanderson's room…

"Hey, try this stuff…it's the shizit!" Sanderson said, opening up a small box in front of them. "Oh my gosh…is that…tree?" Cosmo said excitedly. "Daddy! You smoke tree?" Charmy demanded. "Back in the 70's…but it was called 'smoof' back then." Cosmo smirked. "Except that I sometimes regret doing tree…if I had known that you and Astro would turn out like you are today…I shouldn't have did it with your mother at that time…" He started to sigh. "Daddy! I'm telling!" Charmy said, getting up. "No! Don't! Wanda doesn't know I run an illegal tree smuggling ring in here!" Sanderson pleaded. "…Really!" Astro asked excitedly. "Nah…I was just pulling your leg. This is a special type of tree that stole from the royal garden at home…" Sanderson smirked. "…Um…these are just pieces of broccoli." Timmy said flatly as he held them up. "Actually, they look like them, but they're really not." Sanderson explained as he held up a small green one. "It doesn't affect humans at all, because in a way they are broccoli to you guys. But when fairies and pixies get a hold of it…" He then started twitching to show an example.

"I'm still telling!" Charmy said. "Why can't you have a bit of fun?" Sanderson asked, grabbing her hand. "You know you want to." He added, smirking. Charmy shook the pixie's hand off hers and started for the door again. Just as she reached for the door knob, Sanderson grabbed her hand once again and twirled her around, this time sticking a bit of tree in her mouth and lighting it with a small ball of fire magic. Charmy gagged on the weed but still...she was starting to giggle madly... Her laughter was contagious as Sanderson started laughing along. And he wasn't that high yet. "Ooh…" Cosmo said. "That looks fun…" He shoved the twins aside as he ruffled through the box. He giggled, turning to Timmy with a goofy smile on his face. "Who wants some sugar?" He asked, holding his arms out. Astro's eye twitched as he fell to the ground laughing, his tree in his hand. Before Timmy could react, Cosmo tackled him to the ground and started smooching him. "TENTACLES!" Charmy yelled, punching Eddie into the wall.

"…What the hell is going on in here?" Luke demanded as he kicked open the door. Everyone looked up and stared at him. They all saw an ugly monster, and started laughing at him... "SMOOF!" Cosmo yelled, trying to take off his clothes like a stripper but Timmy was too high to even notice. "LALALALALALALALALALA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Charmy laughed shrilly, dancing around like a lunatic. She then stopped and pointed and Luke. "Holy crap! Who let in an ugly dog in the house!" Everyone started laughing again, only more weirder. "STONED!" Sanderson yelled, stealing Astro's tree and taking a huge smoke from it. Just then, Anti-Cosmo and Wanda poofed in. "Um, what the bloody hell is going on?" Anti-Cosmo asked flatly. "Everyone's laughing stupidly and it's not at a joke…" "It looks like they're on them whatchamacallit…tree!" Anti-Wanda guffawed. "I see that, you silly twit. I'm asking what they're doing." Anti- Cosmo replied. Anti-Wanda tilted her head. "Well it looks like they're all trying to have an orgy, but they can't seem to take off their clothes in their stoned state…" She said.

"And the counterpart of our daughter is taping it all while laughing like a lunatic." Anti-Cosmo finished for her. "…Is it just me or are they starting to…OH MY GODS! NAKEDNESS!" Anti-Cosmo yelled, covering his eyes, but was peeking through his fingertips anyway. "Though it is kind of funny to see a threesome." The anti fairy turned to see his wife stripping off her shirt. He paled to a really light-blue color as his monocle fell off. "WHAT THE DEUCE! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON WOMAN!" Anti-Cosmo screamed in a shrill voice while trying to smack his head free of ugly memories that would surely haunt him later. "…Hyuk! That looks like fun! I wanna join!" Anti-Wanda said. "…GAH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!" Anti-Cosmo freaked out as he pulled as his hair. "LOOK AT YOU ALL! Bloodshot eyes, mouths getting dry, laughing randomly, munchies, twitching, geeking with doing dumb stuff, stupid smirks, hair drooping...I'm getting out of here! This Friday the 13th sucks!" He turned to poof away, but he saw the box of tree next to the um…so called "orgy", and a smirk appeared on his face. "…Though it does have its perks…yoink!" He snatched it and poofed away, knowing perfectly well that his wife will come home eventually. Unfortunately he didn't see Mara watching through the window and taking notes down…

This chapter was originally supposed to be posted on Friday, but I didn't get a chance to…oh well!