Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!

Ch.14- You Do Voodoo! Pt.1

Mara plays with a few familiar dolls…

Pixies Inc…

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have collected notes on everyone one of those fools, and have a plan to make their lives miserable! H.P!" The Head Pixie rolled his eyes and flew to Mara's throne. "What? Have you decided to give back Pixies Inc.?" He asked dully. "…What, are you crazy? Of course not! I need you to grant me wishes." She snorted, gesturing for a small pixie to get her a bowl full of French Vanilla ice cream. "…….Any wishes have to file into paperwork…" He started as she growled angrily, crushing a pointy hat in her hand. "…But in your case, I can make an exception." Mara smirked, tossing the hat over her shoulder. "Good…I wish for You-Doo dolls." The Head Pixie might've shown emotion, but it was hard to tell. "…But…"

"Now, pixie!" She yelled in a manner like Jorgen. The Head Pixie held up his cell phone and granted the wish, pinging up a box. Mara grabbed it and opened it, revealing dolls of her targets. She picked up the Cosmo doll and a Timmy doll, smirking very evilly…

Back at the Turner House…

"…CORN MUFFIN!" Cosmo squealed as he pranced around the room. Sanderson rolled his eyes as he and Astro pinged into the room, holding a bunch of shopping bags and boxes in their arms. "Lucky you…it's not your turn to get dragged around shopping …" The pixie muttered, dropping the boxes unceremoniously on the floor before pinging away to get more. "Dad, stay on guard…you might never know if someone bent on destroying us might appear…" Astro warned, and dumped the bags on top of Timmy's bed. "…Why the hell would Mom even need seven pairs of shoes?" He muttered to himself as he poofed away. Cosmo blinked as Timmy walked through his bedroom door. "Hi Cosmo, where's everyone else?" He asked, dropping his school bag by the bathroom. "Wanda and Charmy are out shopping for the day, and Astro and Eddie are with them." He answered.

"Heh...sucks to be them." He said. Suddenly, he flew across the room, knocking down Cosmo. "…Um, I know you're happy to see me, but knocking me down is a bit much, isn't it?" Cosmo asked. "I didn't do it! Something made me!" Timmy argued, getting up. Cosmo gasped. "Is it the boogie man?" He said, ducking behind Timmy. "…I don't think so…I …gah!" Cosmo's hand snaked between his legs, grabbing the teen's crotch. Timmy blushed as the green-haired fairy started groping him and doing all sorts of naughty things. "Stop that!" He squeaked. Cosmo glared at Timmy. "I swear it's not me! It's like I'm possessed or something!" Timmy let out a squeal as Cosmo's hand ducked into his jeans. Just then Sanderson pinged in.

"Hey guys, Wanda wants to know if you want anything to eat…OH MY KAMI, WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?" Sanderson yelled, pointing at them. "WHY IS YOUR HAND DOWN TIMMY'S PANTS!" Cosmo tried to explain as his hand seemed to have a mind of his own and started diving deeper. The pixie freaked out more. "COSMO NO CHIKAN! PEDOPHILE! CHILD MOLESTER! MICHAEL JACKSON SCANDAL! HENTAI NO SHOUNEN-AI!" Sanderson yelled as he backed away from them. He continued calling Cosmo in a mixture of Japanese and English (because pixies remind me of Japanese businessmen in a way); until he saw that Timmy's jeans and boxers were magically pulled down on its own, revealing all. At that point, Sanderson screamed like a girl and passed out. "Um…all of us guys have it, you know!" Cosmo called out to him.

"I don't think that's what he passed out for, Cosmo." Timmy muttered. "Really? I thought it was because he'd never seen another guy's horny…ack!" They were suddenly thrown to the other side of the room and locked into a closet. "Hey! It's dark in here!" Cosmo said. "Eek! How come you're touching where I should be uncomfortable!" "I'm not!" Timmy scowled.

Back at Pixies Inc…

Mara laughed as she kept playing with the Cosmo and Timmy dolls. After a while she got bored and tossed them to the side. "Eh, let's try someone else…" She picked up a doll of Juandissimo. "Hey, it's that one guys who appeared in chapter 9 but wasn't ever heard from again! Kinda like the 'Blair Witch Project' or something." She tossed the doll around a couple of times before throwing it with Cosmo and Timmy.

Back at the Turner House…

"…Timmy, why do I get the feeling that someone is in the closet with us?" Cosmo whispered after a few minutes. "I don't know, but he sounds awfully familiar." Timmy said. Suddenly, they heard angry Spanish coming from the right of them. "Juandissimo?" They asked. "Cosmo, Timmy, it is an honor to see you here, but what am I doing in a closet with you two!" He demanded. "How the hell are we supposed to know?" Timmy answered. Juandissimo blinked, indicating that they could only see each other's eyeballs glowing in the dark, which really didn't make sense since there weren't any light except from under the door. "And were you since chapter 9?" Cosmo asked. "…Not that I minded…" He added. "I do not know…I think the author might've forgotten me, but right now she has not." CRASH!

"You're breaking the fourth wall!" Suddenly as if there was a light bulb, the cloud appeared above their heads. "Juandissimo, don't worry, you'll be in the next few chapters…but won't Remy miss you?" The cloud asked. "Bring him here then." The Spanish fairy responded. There was the sound of a ripping and tearing of his shirt. "Ouch! Watch the shredding! You almost blinded me, and these are the only glowing eyes I have!" Cosmo grumbled.