Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!

Ch.15- You Do Voodoo Pt.2!

Can anyone stop the screwiest, most random evil plot by Mara? Or will they have to succumb to her will?

"Grr…why do we have to be stuck in this closet!" Juandissimo asked.

"Dunno...hell if I know." Sanderson said. After a few seconds he spoke again.

"…My crotch is vibrating."

"…What?" Timmy asked.

"…Oh wait…that's my cell phone." Sanderson fumbled for his cell phone in the dark.

"Hey! That's my balls!" Cosmo cried. The pixie's eyes cringed as he touched something else before he got it and answered it.

"Sanderson, where are you?" He heard H.P.'s voice ask.

"…Where the hell am I? Where the hell are you! I'm stuck in a bloody closet with three other guys for the gods' sake! What have you been doing, raving?" Sanderson practically screamed into the phone.

"Not quite, but I've got to tell you something important." H.P. said.

"What?"

"…Mara has You-Doo dolls of all of you, and is using it for her own evil ways." He explained dully.

"Which I must admit is quite smart of her." He added. Sanderson rolled his eyes in the dark.

"So that's why Timmy and Cosmo were fondling each other," he muttered to himself.

"…What?" The H.P. asked.

"Nothing, Ojisan." Sanderson said before he hung up.

"So? What did H.P say?" Cosmo asked.

"Mara has something called You-Doo dolls of us." Sanderson answered.

"Holy crap! No wonder we seemed to be doing stuff none of us would normally do!" Timmy exclaimed.

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Back at Pixies Inc...

Mara grew bored and tossed a Jorgen doll over her shoulder amongst the other dolls, looking through the box.

"I'm so bored! What do you idiots do around here?" She asked. H.P. shrugged.

"We work...we're business people."

"Well duh I know you're business people!" She snarled back.

"Then why'd you ask?" H.P responded. Mara glared at the head pixie before going back to the box.

"...You need to be punished for sassing me...where is your doll?" She muttered to herself. H.P.'s eyes widened in horror. Who knew what Mara was capable of?

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Turner House...

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Charmy whined. Wanda and Charmy had finally come back from shopping, and realized that nobody was around.

"What is your problem?" Astro yelled as he poked his head from his room.

"I can't find that idiot pixie boyfriend of mine!" Charmy said. A dark blue eyebrow arched upward.

"Oh ho...so you're admitting you like Sanderson, eh?" He asked.

"...Of course not! That's perposterous!" Charmy blinked.

"Wow, I didn't even know I knew that word." Astro rolled his eyes and ducked back into his room. Wanda went to his door.

"Where's Timmy, your father, and Sanderson?' She asked. Astro muffled something about a closet, and Wanda walked towards the coat closet, yanking it open to discover...

"AHHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Sanderson screeched as he tumbled out of the closet, rolling on the floor and covering his eyes.

"THE HORROR! THE RATED NC-17 HORROR IN THE CLOSET!" Wanda rolled her eyes and thwapped the pixie across the head.

"Get up, you're fine...the rating doesn't go up that high anyway on this site." She said before there was the sound of a...CRASH!

"Fourth wall!" They watched as DARK1 ULTIMATE came out and patched up the wall.

"Hi guys!" He said before disappearing. Sanderson blinked before he resumed his screeching of how he didn't have virgin eyes anymore, or something like that. Cosmo, Timmy and Juandissimo came out of the closet, (literally, hahah. XD) and smiled at Wanda. She looked suspiciously at them.

"How come you don't usually poof in 'Muy Macho' like that, anymore?" She asked.

"Ohohohoho...my dear Wandita...there are things that probably do not know about me!" Juandissimo said, ripping his shirt again and again.

"He's trying to say he's really gay." Astro called out. Juandissimo glared at the young fairy who just shrugged.

"What? I was doing you a favor. Not everyone can understand your flowery language, you know."

"...Are you okay, Sanderson?" Charmy asked as she helped her 'boy toy' off the ground.

"When you're around my love, I'm always okay." He said.

"Ah, get a room you two." Cosmo snorted.

"...Fine...off to the bedroom, then!" She dragged Sanderson to her room and locked the door. Wanda ran after them and pounded on the door.

"He didn't mean it literally!" She yelled.

"Oh poo." Charmy said in a disappointed voice as they both came out of the room. There were already lipstick kisses on the pixie's face, and his hair was all tussled.

"Tee hee...meet me in my bedroom tonight." She whispered in his ear before playfully pushing him away. Cosmo glared at Sanderson, wondering if there was more going on than he normally knew.

"So we figured out what was making us fly all over the place." Timmy said. Wanda, Charmy, and Astro were confused.

"What do you mean?" They asked. Timmy sighed and relayed to them what they found out at the beginning of the chapter.

"You Doo Dolls! That's not good!" Wanda said.

"We have to stop Mara from using them to do things we don't normally do!" She exclaimed. "...LIke what?" Sanderson asked. Charmy leaned over and whispered something into his ear.

"OH MY GODS! SLASH PAIRING OF ME AND H.P!" He screamed.

"We have to stop her!" And so once again they were on their way to stop Mara and her evil plans to take over the world. But it's not going to be easy as last time...

AN: AHHHHHHHHHHH! It's been such a long time since I updated! So sorry! I was soooo busy, that's why! I promis i will update it often now!