Authors Note: This is not my first fanfiction! I have done many before. I think my first fanfiction was a Harry Potter FF. I tried Inuyasha but that didn't work to well. Anyways. This is just a story I am writing where it is soo unbelievably random it will make your cheeks bleed! (See.. Totally random!) Anyways, this is my first Naruto fic, and there may be some OOC but that's the plan! I want them totally different.. but thats because there are some very interesting twists in the story. But I won't spoil.

Disclaimer: So far.. I do not own any character's mentioned in this Chapter. I wish I did. But I don't. So DON'T SUE ME! (Although.. I wish I owned Kakashi melts )

On with the story I guess?

Chapter 1 : Wtf?

It was another day in the Konoha Village. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and the wind was blowing at aproximately 13km/hr in the direction of west. Everyone went about their regular busy selves.

It was quiet...

A little too quiet...

Untill Uzumaki Naruto came strolling down the street, knocking over many vendors as he passed, Naruto was just soo clumsy. (AN: Kinda OOC...kinda not..eh?)

"Oi! Sakura-chan!" Naruto called as he neared his friends house. Sakura, upon hearing Naruto call, stuck her head out the window, still towel drying her hair.

"What is it Naruto?"

"Can't a friend drop by before a mission?" He called back. "Lemme in? I'm starving!"

Sakura left the window and walked across her room, down the hall way and down the stairs, through another hallway and to the door. She opened the door and was greeted by an always cheerful Naruto. She moved out of the way and Naruto stepped in. He looked around. /Her house is very neat./ He thought as he walked into te living room.

"I'll be back. I have to finish getting dressed." Sakura told Naruto. "The Ramen is in the kitchen cupboards. I assume you know how to make it?" She gave him a questionable look before exiting the room.

----5 minutes later.

Sakura entered the kitchen to the smell of freshly made Ramen wearing her usual outfit, a pinkish-red, sleevless shirt, white skirt with black shorts underneath and knee lenght boots. (AN: Totally made up by the way XD)

"Oi. Your Ramen is getting cold!" Naruto said all the wy from the counter bar.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. Don't get your panties in a bunch." Sakura replied back. She took a seat beside Naruto. "I am surprised you didn't eat my share." She gave him a small smile.

"I am a gentleman! I won't eat a ladies meal!" He snorted.

After finishing up, she went to her mail slot to get the mail. "FINALLY! My Ranma 1/2 Volume 11 is here" She hugged it to her chest. (AN I have alot of authors notes XD I guess I need to explain a lot of stuff '' Okaay.. This was really random.. '') Sakura just loved the characters, and it was drawn so well! The story was a little dumb but it was funny.

"Sorry to burst your bubble of happiness Sakura, but if we don't leave now, Kakashi-sensei will get there before us!"

"As if! He's always late. Plus, if we come later then him, it'll teach him a lesson! " /DAMN RIGHT IT WILL/ Inner Sakura piped up. /See how he likes it./ Inner Sakura pumped her fist into the air.

"HA!" You'd think after 5 years of being our teacher, he would have learned by now.." Naruto chuckled to himself.

---- Somewhere in the training grounds.

Kakashi leaned against his favorite Alder tree as he read the latest book in his favorite series , Come Come Paradise, now with pictures! (AN I feel dirty letting the love of my life read dirty books with dirty picture . )

Kakashi put down his book (reluctantly) when he heard a twig snap. /It's about time those kids got here/

Kakashi looked around.. They were nowhere to be seen. /Odd? He thought to himself. And then, all of a sudden, he felt very warm and sleepy. His eyelids dropped and he fell into a nice slumbe, dreaming about naked ladies.

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"Who knew Kakashi-sensei would let his guard down like that?" Sakura asked. "Usually he can tell when we get this close to him."

"Maybe he is getting old." Naruto shrugged. He pulled off his mask (he didn't want to fall asleep too!) and tossed it aside. He lept from his spot in the tree and ran towards Kakashi with Sakura hot on his tails. (ooooh the irony XD)

" I wonder why we didn't think of this brilliant plan bef--" Naruto was cut off. He tripped over a square well in the middle of the path. /He is soo reckless/ Inner Sakura commented.

"Naruto are you alright?" Sakura ran to his side. "You can be such a clutz sometimes!" She examined his extremities.

"Nothing is wrong. You just hit your head against this rather large, semi sharp rock!" She grabbed it and tossed it over her pink head, causing Naruto heads to hit the ground. ("uunnnnhhhhh" Naruto moaned.)

b "WHAT THE FUCK!" /b cried a girl from inside the well.

...Theres a girl in the well...

Sakura jumped, not just from the shout but also from the language!. She got up and scooted to the well and peeked inside.

Sitting against the far wall at the bottom of the well was a raven-haired girl with brown eyes. Her clothes were green and white. They looked funny.

"INUYASHA! I'm going to kill you!"

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Ooookay. Bet you weren't expecting that! HAHAHAHA! I told you this story was random!.. I still haven't even thought of a plot for it.. I just started writting.

I love leaving people with cliff hangers. It's jsut so much fun!

READ AND REVIEWWWW. If you want a new chapter.. you have to review! I like reviews, the inspire me and I feel like not giving another chapter without a few reviews. (I MIGHT update in a day or two after Im done writting a bit more)

It's like 12:26 AM on a school night soo I should sleep. Toodlez!