Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!

Ch.16- Saving The Sanity...Not!

The entire group poofed/pinged to Pixies Inc, which was now called 'Mara's Extra Evil World With Pixies As Her Slaves' on the sign. All the buildings were entirely made of cheese, much to Cosmo's delight.

"Does anyone remember Mara's weakness from last time?" Timmy asked. Cosmo and Wanda whipped out a couple of shoujo-ai doujinshi.

"Good! Mara won't be able to get near us." Sanderson blinked, dropping Charmy onto the ground as he grabbed a nearby one.

"Ooh! Tenchi Muyo fem slash!" Charmy thwapped him across the head for dropping her.

"Idiot! You're never make a good boyfriend if you keep doing that!" Sanderson looked up from behind the nudie magazine.

"I'm your boyfriend? Since when?" He asked. Charmy bit her lip and looked like she was about to cry, but inside she knew no guy could resist her tears.

"Oh come on, don't cry...I hate it when girls cry." Sanderson sweatdropped, marking his place in the nudie mag and hugged her, grinning as he rubbed her butt at the same time. Charmy grew red as he realized what he was doing.

"PERVERT! YOU WON'T GET LAID TONIGHT FOR THAT!" She screamed, punching him into the air. Astro caught the doujinshi and started reading it, humming a jaunty tune. Cosmo and Wanda exchanged wierd looks and wondered if they were all related. Charmy muttered something about killing pixies before they flew towards Mara's kingdom.

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"Holy crap! What's wrong with you!" Mara demanded as she watched HP cower under the mighty voodoo doll of him in Mara's hand.

"WelL duh. I'm afraid of slashness." H.P muttered.

"OHOHOHO! I always win!" Se said, putting a hand to her mouth and laughing like those wierd villainesses on anime shows.

"Um, okay. Whatever. We're like, not getting any progress in this story if there's utter randomness around." The Head Pixies said. CRASH!

"Fourth wall!" Someone yelled.

"Blast! There must be someone approaching!" Mara ran to a nearby window and looked into her telescope.

"Oh look. The nerd brigade is coming to fight me once again. Ha! This time I'm ready!" She pulled a lever to her left, which just happened to be there for no reason, and laughed as several mechanical arms shot out from the interior of the buildings, holding butterfly nets.

"OH MY GOD! I DON'T WANNA GET PINNED TO A BOX!" Sanderson said in horror as the nets shot out at them.

"What?" Charmy asked.

"You know how human children pinned bugs to a box for their dumb science project?"

"...Oh. RUN AWAY!" Everyone scattered into different directions, hoping to confuse the robot arms. Unfortunately, they all stupidly ended up in the same place.

"Stupid town square!" Sanderson muttered to himself as they all stood back to back in fighting stances.

"Any bright ideas?" Timmy asked dully.

"CHEESE PANTS!" Cosmo said happily.

"Nope." Astro said.

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"I don't know why, but for some odd reason I want to get laid by Charmy by the end of this chapter." Sanderson said as they sat in a dark and damp cell.

"You're learning what it means to be horny, grasshopper." Luke said, patting his shoulder.

"So why don't we look at nudie mags while we're in here?" He asked happily, taking out several ones from who knows where.

"Okay!" Sanderson snickered as dirty thoughts started to appear in his mind.

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"What's wrong, Charmy?" Cosmo asked as he saw his daughter shudder. She looked behind her.

"I don't know why, but I think Sanderson is thinking dirty thoughts about me while reading a nudie." Charmy muttered.

"How can that be? We're in a cell on the other side of the freaking castle!" Cosmo said, hoping he'd get to choke the pixie for no reason.

"Exactly." Cosmo got confused.

"Okay, whatever. So how do we get out of here without waking those sprites?" He asked as he gestured to the sleeping hippies guarding their cell.

"...I've got an idea...but promise me you won't get mad at me for it." Charmy said.

"Okay."

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"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Fairy girls gone wild!" Luke looked up from his magazine.

"What?" He asked. Sanderson shrugged.

"I don't know...I like to say random things."

"...Aren't we supposed to be saving the sanity?" Luke asked.

"Eh, let's do it the next chapter." They then went back to their reading.