Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.18-At The Spa: Day 1
When you just finished a battle with a crazy fangirl, what better way to relax than at the Fairy World Magical Springs and Spa?
Fairy World Magical Springs And Spa...the most uppity spot to getting the best spa treatment in the universe. But to get in, you have be beautiful, and have a reservation. Some do, and some don't. Others are just plain wondering why they're being dragged to a place that was entirely filled with fairies.
"...Why are we here?" Sanderson asked as he dropped his luggage at the foot of the building. Namely him, the minority of the group.
"Because we all need to relax...especially you, Sanderson." Charmy said as she flew ahead to the counter.
"I don't need to! I'm fine." He prompted. Charmy lifted an eyebrow and surveyed him, clucking her tongue as he twitched frequently and looked behind him in case Mara was around. Can we say, paranoid?
"Look, there she is!" Charmy said, pointing behind him. Sanderson screamed like a girl and leapt into her arms.
"DON'T LET HER GET ME!" He wailed.
"Idiot. I was just joking." Charmy whacked him in the head before she dropped him. She took out six reservations and handed to the fairy behind the counter. Luke was off somewhere trying to figure out where Mara was going to strike next.
"Welcome back, Charmy! I thought we'd never see you again!" She smiled and gestured to her family, and Sanderson.
"I booked the finest spa treatment for my family and my boyfriend." The fairy woman looked over Sanderson with a bit of a 'ick...a pixie,' kind of face.
"Well, all is in order...though I doubt your pixie...boyfriend will enjoy himself." She said, handing back the reservations. Charmy smiled a bit frostily and pushed her family ahead of her.
"Oh don't worry, I'll make sure he does." They then left the office and headed for the hotel.
"Hey, you called Sanderson your boyfriend, and didn't cringe about it. That's a first." Astro observed. Charmy sighed and thwapped her twin across the head.
"The reason I said that was if I told that he was just here to relax, they'd kick him out because they'll think he'll take over. But if he was with someone they knew, then it's okay. You saw how that woman at the counter was."
"Oh gee, thanks..." Sanderson scowled, hiding his disappointment. Charmy just patted his hand.
"Someday, pervert...someday." She then ran from him, giggling.
"Hey, I am not a pervert!" He yelled, brandishing his luggage menacingly as they ran around.
"They are so cute together...I wish I could be like that." Astro pouted until he was tapped on the shoulder. He and Timmy turned to see a couple of hot fairy guys dressed in white. One of them was African-American and had wild blue hair, while the other was Caucasian and had spiky brown hair.
"Hello! Would you like to try our spa treatments?" The brown-haired one asked.
"Um, sure, why not?" Timmy asked. Astro grinned widely and held out his arms.
"Lead the way, handsome." They strolled away, leaving Cosmo and Wanda behind to watch their daughter being chased by her annoyed significant other.
"Massaging?" Cosmo asked. Wanda smiled.
"Why not?" They flew away towards the building to relax, while Sanderson and Charmy stopped smacking each other in the head to realize that they were being stared at.
"Drat! I can believe they left us behind! It's like they were embarrassed to be seen with us!" She scowled, putting her hand on her hips. Sanderson snickered.
"Us? I think it's just you." The fairy girl narrowed her eyes but got an evil smirk on her face.
"You know, you're right...I've got a little something to reward you with." Charmy said as she grabbed Sanderson's arm and flew away into the hotel.
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"So how it coming, Sanderson?" Charmy asked as she flipped through a fashion magazine. She heard a screech of pain and a rip.
"DAMN YOU, DAMN THE BROCCOLI, AND DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!" Charmy rolled her eyes.
"Please...you're not Stewie Griffin..." She said.
"Damn you, vile woman! You have impeded my work since the day I met you!" Charmy snorted.
"No wonder you're still a virgin after all these years..." After getting into the hotel, Charmy forced Sanderson to get a Brazilian bikini wax, which she claimed was 'all the rage nowadays.' The pixie, being clueless to was 'in', decided to try it, which is why he was cussing his little bishounen head off.
"Well at least I don't dress like some kind of friggin teenybopper! ...OUCH! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING! I STILL HAVEN'T USED THAT YET!" The turquoised-haired girl just smirked to herself and turned the page.
"That reminds me...I've got to take you shopping later on." There was a few more rips and more screams of pain coming from behind the curtain a few feet away.
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"So what do you think?" Charmy asked as she stood backwards. Astro and Timmy tried not to laugh out loud as he looked at what Sanderson was wearing.
"I'm going to drown you in the mud baths, Charmy. This is not me!" Sanderson growled as he came out of the dressing room. He wore a bright pink shirt and tight blue jeans which showed off his ass very nicely with the pink and black skateboard shoes he wore. The gel in his hair was washed out and blow-dried, so now it was fluffy and hung over his left eye. He wore black wristbands to match. Overall, he looked like a skaterboarder.
"What? Of course it is." She said absently while mentally congratulating herself on succeeding on making Sanderson sexy. It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.
"I look gay!" Sanderson complained as he looked in the mirror. Astro scowled.
"Hey! I resemble that remark." Timmy took a deep breath before talking.
"Mind if I take a picture?" He asked, holding up a digital camera.
"Huh?" A flash later, Sanderson was throttling Timmy and Astro. If he were to try it with Charmy, he'd get his ass kicked.
"Hi everyone! What's going..." Wanda and Cosmo's mouth dropped opened as they surveyed Sanderson.
"Nice outfit, Eddie." Wanda commented a few seconds later. But Cosmo, being the idiot he was, burst out laughing.
"BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK GAY!" The pixie scowled as Wanda thwacked Cosmo.
"Is our vacation over yet?"