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Chapter Contains Dirty Jokes! You Have Been Warned!
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Relationships Suck
Chapter 3- You Are Bad Rei!
Kai growled lightly under his breath, while Tyson spit the orange juice back in his
cup, his face screwed up in a sick way, "How could you guys snuggle during that
movie? I had nightmares for a week. Oh that was my worst idea."
"I agree with the last part. I'll never look at lawn equipment the same way."
Kenny said, "So what happened next…you have two months to fill us in on."
"Well remember the next day, we practiced in the park. Although Tyson kept
looking around him like a madman," Rei said smiling.
"Well there were so many trees." He shuddered involuntarily, "As I remember
you got lost, when Hilary went home."
"Not quite lost…"
Flashback
"I've got to go home guys!" Hilary called as she waved and walked through the
trees in the direction of her home.
They practiced in quiet for a few more minutes before Rei interrupted, "I need to
find a bathroom guys."
Break In Flashback
"Well now, we all know Rei would need a bathroom." Max said with a sly smile
on his face.
Hilary's face contorted in a look of pure disgust, "Eww, Max keep those
comments to yourself. Now will you let me finish."
"Fine but you should have seen your face."
Back to Flashback
A black haired boy walked slowly through a particularly dense part of the park.
Suddenly a flash of pink and white pounced on him bringing him to the ground. Rei was
pinned on his back by Hilary, who was now smiling with triumph. She leaned down and
kissed him lightly.
"Well I don't particularly enjoy this position." Rei said as he looked up at his
girlfriend.
"I do." She laughed then let out a quiet squeal as the young man reversed the
position.
"Now this one I enjoy." He said as he lent down and captured her lips in his.
End of Flashback
"Well you guys don't need to hear the details." Rei said.
"So basically you two had a rousing make out session in the park and then she
went home?" Tyson said.
"I guess you could say that." Rei said as he blushed.
All of a sudden Kenny covered his ears, "Oh no I didn't want to know that Rei!"
"What?" Tyson asked looking around.
Rei, who couldn't possibly get any redder, answered, "Nothing."
"Is that all? So you made out in the park and cuddled in my kitchen?" Tyson
said.
"Well there was the mall…"
"What do you mean the mall?" Kai asked as he tightly clenched his fist under the
table.
"Well when we went shopping for Grandpa's gift."
Flashback
"What am I supposed to get him, guys?" Tyson asked turning red.
"Well, he is your Grandpa buddy. You know him better than us." Max said eying
a new attack ring for Draciel that was inside the store they were standing outside of. "I
need to go to a store for a minute."
"Fine." Tyson said waving his hand as his blonde friend ran off.
"Yeah, umm…I need to go and get something." Kenny said as he ran down
toward the computer store.
"Fine, everyone just go and leave me." Tyson said closing eyes and throwing his
hands up in the air. When he opened them everyone was gone, "Oh great!"
Hilary ran through the halls of the mall pulling Rei behind her. When they
stopped he wrapped his arms around her, "I thought we would never get to be alone."
"Yeah, but everyone is staring at us…maybe because we're cuddling in an adult
toy store." She said blushing bright red as people walked by.
Rei picked something up as an old lady walked by and turned to Hilary speaking
loudly, "This might be fun, Honey."
"Oh My Gosh! Rei I'm gunna kill you. Let's just go." She said as she took the
package out of his hands and smacked him across the head with it.
"Where are we supposed to go to be alone, then?" He asked as she pulled him
out of the store, fuming.
"Maybe I don't want to go anywhere with you anymore!" She said crossing her
arms and stomping her foot to make a point.
Suddenly a sly smile came across Rei's oriental features, "This way!" He said as
he grabbed her hand and pulled her into a small room. There was a toilet on one side
along with a sink and on the other was a small couch.
Hilary gasped, "This is the family bathroom!"
Rei looked slightly relieved, "Well I'm glad…I still get a little confused with
reading the signs." Then he laughed.
"Shut up! And you better not be wanting me to watch you pee!" She said smiling
slightly.
"Well I wasn't planning on that, but if you want to."
"Oh geeze!"
"I'm just kidding. You know me better than that…anyway we are here because of
that." He said pointing over at the couch.
"Oh I get what you're saying." She said as she went over to the couch and sat
down, motioning for him to follow her.
End OfFlashback
Max was starting to turn blue from lack of oxygen. He had fallen off the bench
and onto the ground, because he was laughing so loud, "Wow Rei is horny!"
"Oh No! I swear he was kidding! And keep those comments to yourself. Not to
mention you shouldn't be talking. I think you have all the chips on that." Hilary said
turning red and giggling slightly.
TBC
Chibi-Kari: Well that was the next chapter…ummm yeah my friend was
laughing so loud. I thought we were going to be kicked out of the K lab. Anyways that
was it and sorry about the jokes. My friend had read a bad joke play today and it stuck
with me.
Max: He really did need a bathroom!
Chibi-Kari: Oh geeze!
Max: Read and review!