Where's My Chocobo?

by The Exile

The girls have gone out on the town and Cloud has to babysit Marlon and read her favourite bedtime story. A tribute to 'Where's My Cow'.

where's my chocobo?
is that my chocobo?
it goes 'kupo kupo'
that's a moogle!
that's not my chocobo!

('kupo!' yelled Marlon. Cloud was good at being a moogle.)

where's my chocobo?
is that my chocobo?
it goes 'ting'
that's a save point!
that's not my chocobo!

where's my chocobo?
is that my chocobo?
it goes 'rally ho!'
that's a dwarf!
there aren't any in ff7
that's not my chocobo

where's my chocobo?
is that my chocobo?
it goes 'KA-BOOM'
that's the apocalypse!
that's not my chocobo!

('ka-boom!' said Marlon, giggling. Cloud was good at doing an apocalypse noise.)

where's my chocobo?
is that my chocobo?
it goes 'wark wark!'
that's my chocobo!
It's a golden chocobo and it's going to win the race tomorrow.

('wark' whispered Marlon and fell asleep.)