"What happened Bakura?" Ryou asked worriedly after they had gotten him to stop frothing at the mouth and breathe. Malik was in a corner slicing little X's in his skin with a razor blade. Ryou stopped, snatched it away and went back to paying attention to Bakura both ignored Malik's whine.

"I ate the shaving cream," Bakura said simply. Ryou blinked.

"You what?" he asked harshly.

"Ate the shaving cream," his dark replied. Ryou slapped his forehead.

"Ai Ai Me Kosa. Bloody Hell Bakura, what will I do with you?" Ryou said rhetorically.

There was a pause. "What does "Ai ai me kosa' mean?" Bakura said nervously. Ryou blinked again.

"Dun know," Ryou muttered.

"I'm bored," Malik said loudly. "Where's Marik. He's always fun to poke."

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Meanwhile Marik was walking down the street when he suddenly decided to visit a club. There he crashed into Anzu.

"Hello Anzu!" he said brightly. Anzu blinked.

"Marik?" she asked him. He nodded.

"Wanna worship me?" he asked. She made a face.

"Eww, no!" she cried. Marik sighed.

"I was hoping I would have to do this...," he lied easily. Marik pulled out the Millennium Rod, hit a button to turn it on and waited as it powered up. Anzu sipped a cup of tea she got out of no where.

"See Tea, tea!" Honda joked, popping up out of nowhere. Everyone stared at him. "What?" he asked. They stopped.

"Ah, there we go!" Marik said as the rod finished powering up. He clicked another button and it brainwashed Anzu and Honda to worship him. Three down, two to go!