Ok, first fanfic! Yay. Hope you like it. I know it's really short, but it was all I could come up with at the moment. Plz R and R, but no flames please.
Disclaimer: if I owned XS or HHGG, then I would probably be able to write a lot better then this.
Dojo landed, and the Xiaolin Warriors jumped off, to join Jack Spicer in the search for the shen gon wu. They hadn't got very far when lights appeared in the sky, and a large, metallic thing which most people would call a space ship landed silently on the ground. They all watched in silence as the hatchway opened.
At about this point, Jack suddenly realised that this was an alien space ship, and that they might be the first people ever to actually meet aliens. This got him immensely excited. However, when a tall, grey-green alien which slitty eyes, long golden robes and a very flattened head stepped out and looked at him, and said simply, "You're a prat, Spicer,", his initial excitement lowered somewhat.
"Wha… wha… wha… what?" he breathed. The alien looked at him. He had some sort of galactic equivalent of a clipboard in his hands.
"Jack Spicer?" it asked. Jack nodded weakly. "You're brainless prat." It repeated, smiled to itself, made the galactic equivalent of a tick on its clipboard, got back in his ship, and flew away. Jack just stared. Raimundo was the first to say anything.
"Looks like you've got an alien enemy there, Spicer," he laughed. Jack just boggled, until Wuya flew in front of him, and told him to forget about that and carry on looking for the shen gon wu. Slowly, uncertainly, he did as he was told, and they never spoke of it again.