Jessi: Damn...it's been a while since I updated. I've just been so busy! Gr! I've wanted to, but I haven't found the time...-sighs- I went to a fair today. And there were...-count the kinds of animals- five animals from the Zodiac: cows, sheep/goats/rams, rabbits, horses, and even a dragon, if you count the wood carving. :P

Okay! Reviews!

some one I don't know: -smiles- I'm glad you like it! Yeah, I would choose both too, like Furiko (Hm. She's based on me :P), but I think I'd go more with Haru. Yeah, same here; I like fanfics and the Internet! You like to sing?

Aquabreeze: Thanks! I guess...Hm. By now, I'm guessing you've taken a shower? o.o

inuyashasgirl4ever382: Okay! Here you go!

WingsoftheDarkWolf: I know. By the way, I like that name! -points- Thanks for telling me, though.

ShuichisLover: Thank you! Here's an update. As I have said, I try to make this about as funny as possible; I try...

Fruits Basket Obcessed: Thank you! I just go with the flow...o.o. Erg...soon enough?

moon-dragon91011: Thank you! Um...tell Ari I'm sorry, if you could. How so? Age difference? Uotani and Kureno are, like...what, 9 years apart or something? And yet, she still likes him...(oops. That was a spoiler, wasn't it?). Hm...I guess. But yeah...

On with the fic! Or at least the definitions...-sweatdrop-

-kun: Reffering to someone that is your friend.

akachan: Reffering to a baby.

-san: Referring to someone whom you are giving respect to.

Warning: A disclaimer, a girl in the boy' uniform, more accusations, a different girl with a Southern accent.

Disclaimer: I don't own the song, which is "Shine" by Mr. Big. Now that I think about it, I don't own Fruits Basket, either. -sweatdrop-

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I woke the next morning to someone stroking my back. I noticed that the person was lying next to me on my bed.

I groaned tiredly and put on my glasses. Flipping over to look at the person, I jumped. "Haru-kun? What are you doing here?"

He smiled and caressed my cheek. "I wanted to say good morning, akachan." He gave me a passionate kiss on the lips.

I laid my head back on the pillow, breaking the kiss. "Haru-kun, I still haven't forgotten about yesterday." I paused. "How long have you been here?"

"A couple hours," Haru-kun said. "I actually fell asleep–"

"You fell asleep?" I yelled. "That means I–! You–! We–!"

"Yes, Furiko-kun!" Shigu-kun called from the hall. "You slept with Haa-kun!"

"Eep!" I blushed furiously. "Haru-kun! I can't believe you!" I hopped off my bed.

"Furiko, wait," Haru-kun said, following me. He grabbed my hand and whirled me around so that I was facing him.

"What?" I asked, a venomous look on my face.

"I...I'm sorry," he said. "About yesterday."

I stared at him. "Really?"

He rubbed my hand with his thumb. "Yeah." Haru-kun ran his fingers through my hair and gave me another kiss, using his tongue to play with mine.

"Haru-kun..." I pushed him away. "We have school today. I gotta get dressed."

"Can't I stay?"

"No." I started pushing him toward the door. "You slept with me. Isn't that enough?"

Haru-kun grinned. "Of course not."

I rolled my eyes and shoved him out. "I'll be done in a sec, okay?"

I quickly threw on my school uniform and left my room.

"Is everyone else ready?" I asked.

"Yuki's not," Haru-kun responded, grasping my hand.

We went down the stairs to see Meaganu-kun, in the boy's uniform like usual, Seiya-kun, in a uniform identical to mine, and Kyo-kun, also in the boy's uniform, waiting for us and Yu-kun.

"Furiko," Meaganu-kun said, eyeing Haru-kun, "I thought you were still mad at that bastard."

"Eh, I forgave him." I smiled.

Seiya-kun stared at me. "Did anything happen that we should know about?" she asked.

I blushed. "N-no."

Meaganu-kun and Seiya-kun turned to each other. "Something happened."

"Nothing happened!" I said. "Just like yesterday!"

"What happened yesterday?" Kyo-kun asked.

"Nothing at all!" I yelled. "Haru-kun, help!"

He smirked knowingly. "Why would we be doing something?"

"Doing something..." Meaganu-kun repeated. "You know what, Seiya? I think they had sex."

Seiya-kun gasped. "T-they couldn't have!"

Haru-kun grinned. "Well, I would have liked to with my akachan, but it never happened." He took my chin in his fingers and gave me a warm kiss on the lips, shoving his tongue into my mouth.

"See?" I said, shoving him away. "We didn't have sex. Haru-kun..." My face reddened. "He slept with me–"

"Furiko-kun!" Seiya-kun stared at me in disbelief. "How–? When–?"

"Well," I started, "he came early this morning, wanting to say good morning to me, and he fell asleep." I smiled, embarrassed.

Yu-kun came down the steps behind Haru-kun and me. "What happened?"

"Yuki-kun!" Seiya-kun whined. "Furiko-kun slept with Haru last night!"

"Not last night!" I corrected her. "It was this morning. And it was Haru-kun who slept with me."

"Hey, can we go already?" Kyo-kun yelled.

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Before school started, Miji-kun popped up in front of Haru-kun and me, who were holding hands.

"Hi, Furiko!" he said cheerfully. He gasped. "Are you going out with Haru?"

I nodded. "Well, kinda." I bent down to his level and whispered, "You see, Haru-kun and Aya-kun both like me, so I got a problem."

"Aya likes you ?" Miji-kun asked. "He hasn't liked anyone since Shii-chan! Well, that I know of..."

I smiled and stood to my full height. "I love my cow!"

"And I love my akachan," Haru-kun said, running his fingers through my hair.

Miji-kun smiled cutely. "All right. I'll leave you two alone," he said. "Hey, do you know where Yuki and Kyo are?"

"Down the hall," Haru-kun and I said together, pointing.

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A couple days later, I was lying on my bed, Haru-kun sitting next to me, playing with my hair. Amazingly, Aya-kun hadn't visited me since he and Haru-kun had argued.

"Haru-kun," I said.

"Yes, my akachan?" he said, tugging on my hair.

I turned around and grinned. "Quit calling me 'akachan'!" I layed down again and sighed.

"Furiko, you know I love you," Haru-kun said, stroking my hair.

"I know, I know." I sighed and began singing a song that I had heard when I was young. It started as a whisper, but began to grow.

"Baby, on your own, you take a cautious step. Do you want to give it up? But all I wa-ant is for you to shi-i-i-ine! Shi-ine down o-on me. Shine on this life that's burning o-o-out..."

I sat up and sang the verse again, a smile on my face.

As I got around to the third time, Haru-kun joined in. He wrapped his arms around my waist and nestled his head in my hair. I waited for the transformation...but it never came.

"Haru-kun," I whispered, breaking out of the song, "you didn't poof!"

He squeezed me before saying, "I wonder what made it not-happen." He placed his lips on mine and pushed me onto the bed, moving his tongue around in my mouth. Evidently, he didn't really wonder, but was using this time to have fun with me.

He then moved down to my neck, where he began sucking.

"Haru-kun," I said, "can you get off, please? Tomorrow is Meaganu-kun's last day here, so her, Seiya-kun, Yu-kun and Kyo-kun are going on another double date, this time to an actual movie theater." I sighed. "I want to bid them farewell."

"All right, akachan." Haru-kun stood up and waited for me to follow him. Grabbing my hand, he led me down the stairs.

"Hey, Furiko!" Meaganu-kun said when she saw me.

"Hi." I looked at Kyo-kun and the usual scowl on his face. "Hey, why aren't just you and Kyo-kun going? And why didn't you invite me and Haru-kun?"

"Well," Seiya-kun said, "tomorrow's gonna be my last day, too. I don't wanna go back to Kyoto alone!"

I smiled. "Okay. You guys have fun now, y'hear?"

Yu-kun and Kyo-kun rolled their eyes, but Meaganu-kun and Seiya-kun nodded. "We hear!"

They soon left, and the only people left in the house were me, Haru-kun and Shigu-kun.

Haru-kun grinned at me. "Now's the perfect time for sex."

"L-let's n-n-not!" I blushed. "Don't you think we should tell Shigu-kun about you not transforming?"

"How about we call him from here?" He pushed me onto the ground and laid on me, licking my neck.

A loud groan escaped my mouth when Haru-kun squeezed my breasts. Panting, I said, "Is that what you meant?"

He nodded as Shigu-kun came running into the room.

The dog smiled. "You said you weren't getting intimate with Aya, but I don't think that's the case here."

"Oh, shut up!" I pushed Haru-kun off and stood up. "Haru-kun hugged me, and he didn't poof!" I said excitedly.

"Oh, dear," Shigu-kun said, his smile fading. "I've got to go see Akito-san about this." And with that, he left.

Haru-kun froze. "That can't be good."

I reached for his hand and leaned on him. "Is Kito-san bad or something?"

"Let's not talk about him here, okay?" He flashed me a warm grin and embraced me. I could tell he was thankful not to be transforming.

"Okay."

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Jessi: If you couldn't tell, when Furiko said "Y'hear?" that was the girl with a Southern accent. Gr.

Anyway, R&R! Rest & Relaxation! Nah, I like Read & Review better; it gets chapters up faster. Though, Stephanie, you have to give me back my journal, or else, once Chapter 13 is up, the rest won't come for a long time. And I'm already writing Chapter 17! Gah!

That reminds me...Napoleon Dynamite is EVIL!

Signs Discovered by Furiko:
neko (cat)
usagi (rabbit)
hebi (snake)
ushi (cow)
inu (dog)
tora (tiger)