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I DO NOT OWN NEWSIES OR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER…DISNEY AND JOSS WHEYDON DO. DO NOT SUE MY ASS.

::WARNING:: There are: drug and sexual references, loads of cursing, and slash (in the future) please do not read if you're offended by such or are a little'un.

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Cordelia: I think we should get a limo.

Xander: A limo? A big, expensive limo?

Willow: That sounds like fun. And it is our last homecoming dance, so maybe we should make a big deal of it.

Xander: You want to talk fun? Public bus. You meet the funnest people. Back me up here, Oz.

Oz: Well, if it's a dollar issue, we can all take my van.

Cordelia: Van? The Homecoming Queen doesn't go to the dance in a van. Use your head.

Xander: Well, technically, you haven't been elected yet... although you certainly and without a doubt will be.

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer-

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"Well uh…every year the whole court kind of goes together," Mush stammered as Kim began to hit him telling him that this year "Was so totally different!"

"That's ok, we're not even gonna go," Jill replied nonchalantly.

"WHAT?" Jackie asked a look of horror on her face. "What if you win? Who's going to wear the crown if the winner isn't there?" she questioned, her big blue eyes pleading with Jill. Jill slowly inched away, afraid of what the blonde would do in desperation.

"Chill, we're not going to win so we don't need to go. The end," Lydia replied turning around.

"Wait," Mush said. "Its tradition, none of the other classes are going to break it and we can't either."

"I don't believe in tradition, it's against my religion," David remarked trying to escape.

"Yea me too, can we go now?" Teri asked shifting her weight and checking the watch on Blink's wrist. Just then Spot burst through the circle congregating on the stairs outside the gym.

"Hey guys I'm gonna go wait at my car while you guys have your little meeting," Spot grabbed Teri and kissed her on the lips. "Don't drink the kool-aid," he advised and The Dorktastics and the "bad kids" all laughed.

"I don't get it," Jackie pathetically said as Kim rolled her eyes. It was at that moment that Skittery decided he needed a smoke and lit a cigarette he had discovered in his pocket. He took a long drag off of it and blew the smoke out into the fall air, watching it twist and turn until it disappeared.

It was then that Bumlets went into his own little world. He couldn't stop staring at Skittery, and he prayed it wasn't noticeable. He looked down at his sneakers, all black Vans. They were falling apart and little shreds were coming off of the sides. They reminded him of Skittery in fact. Bumlets decided a lot could be observed be looking at someone's sneakers. He liked that Skittery was falling apart and shredding at the edges. Bumlets was sick of being safe, normal, doing what was expected. He wanted to run away with a dirty druggie that didn't even recognize his existence.

"Here, use my hat," Lydia offered her tattered old cabby hat to Kim, who looked at in disgust. She handed it to Mush instead who placed little slips of paper into the hat and shook it around.

"Uh…you can go first," he offered, shoving the hat in Bumlet's direction.

"Oh shit," Bumlets thought, "I always tune out at the wrong time" He took a slip of paper and read the name on it:

"Uh…Kim?" he announced, not exactly sure what it meant.

"Oh great, I get the gay kid," she replied. Bumlets blushed and stiffened.

"He turned because of girls like you," Lydia replied, causing Jill and David to go into fits of laughter. Bumlets loved it when Lydia did that. He was far too shy to say anything like that to anyone but when Lydia did, the looks on people's faces were always priceless.

"MY TURN!" Race yelled with delight, trying to break the tension. "I shall be escorting Miss Jill Greene to the lovely Homecoming Dance," he said after pulling a slip out of the hat. Why Race was talking in English accent was a mystery, but it was definitely funny. He bowed in front of Jill and took her hand and kissed it. She curtsied back.

David was next: "Sammy-kins?" he asked more than announced.

"I wanted to stand out," she responded with a smile on her face.

"Oh," he replied.

"Do you smoke?" she inquired as David fervently shook his head no. "Oh that's OK I have pills," and with that she went back to her place next to Teri.

Next, Blink: "Damnit, Jackie," he said pointing at Jackie. She frowned but nodded anyway.

Skittery went next, "Teri, in other words I have no date," he said and she glared at him. She hated when people thought she was dependant on Spot but she was anyway.

"I guess that leaves me with you then," Mush said to Lydia.

"I guess so…ok so we'll meet at your house, Race has a limo, we have to go to the football game, this sucks, see ya tonight," Lydia retorted in one breath as she grabbed her hat and placed it over her black hair. With that the Dorktastics all gathered their things and left.

"What in the hell is going on?" Bumlets asked.

"We have to go to Homecoming because our town is stuck in some stupid tradition from the 50's and you're going with Kim Dish," Jill answered.

"Did you know the Amish do something very similar to this? They meet up in town, pair up and then go to their church and sing hymns," David was always teaching random facts such as that one.

"So I'm gonna be Amish with some girl?" Bumlets asked.

"Basically, but with more alcohol," Lydia said.

"Did that bitch just call me Amish?" Kim said to herself at the top of the stairs.

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