DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE SLASH, DRINKING, OR CURSING.

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I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas
-Everclear-
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After their meeting the Dorktastics and the "bad kids" went on a mission to find outfits for the very inconvenient dance. None of them had planned on attending and they were now left with a little over twenty-four hours to get ready.

The Dorktastics headed to The Salvation Army. They all bought second hand clothes for the affair. Maria and Jill in plain black cocktail dresses and Lydia in pink over black polka-dots. The boys all bought simple suits, David in navy, Specs in dark green, and Bumlets in black. The "bad kids" wore their parent's or older sibling's outfits from their Proms and Homecoming dances. None of them had their hair done or bought new shoes; that would be a waste of money.

That night at the football game it rained down hard but the entire town was stuck outside watching a football game that the NP Canucks weren't even going to win.

The "bad kids", Sam, Teri, Blink, Spot, and Skittery; showed up to the first ever football game of their high school careers completely stoned. Spot waited in the car for his friends, sleeping in his El Camero while listening to the radio. The Elitist were all in their uniforms, ready for the big game. They congregated on the side of the field, pairing up to their new partners for the weekend. Bumlets managed to speak a word to Skittery: "hey" to which he got a nod from the extremely intoxicated Skittery. Jill and Race continued to hit it off by messing around the whole time. Kim kept complaining. Jackie asked Blink five times why he smelled so weird. Teri and Sam were in a deep conversation about how Willy Wonka was really the devil and the oompa loompas were demons. David was still reading "How the Garcia Sisters lost their Accent's". Mush stood alone, waiting for Lydia to be done singing. When she was done she silently took her place. It was usually at this time that the Dorktastics would leave the game and go to Bumlets' house and hang out but tonight they had to stay…and parade about with their fellow nominees.

When the parading was done the Dorktastics and "bad kids" left, not caring who won or lost the game.

The next day Kim and Jackie spent all day preparing for that night. Everyone else waited till an hour before and just showered, got dressed, and left. David and Lydia picked up Jill and they headed to Mush Meyer's house, it was their first time there.

"It's so…..big," David observed in awe.

"HOLY CRAP!" Jill yelled. "This is the house my mom always looks at and says 'One day we'll move out of the apartment and move in there'. I'm going to be inside this house? I have to take a picture!"

"They're really rich. Really rich," Lydia replied, stating the obvious. They waited in David's car until Specs, Maria, and Bumlets pulled up. They left their cars and all walked down the long curving driveway, in complete silence.

Parked next to shiny black SUV's were two limos. The group stopped at them to stare.

"I've never been in a limo before," they all said at the same time and laughed.

"HEY GUYS!" Race yelled from a second story window. The Dorktastics jumped back in fright and suddenly the front door swung open.

"Hello everyone!" a well dressed woman said at the front porch. "I'm Mrs. Meyers, Sean's mom, please come on in." Jill practically ran to the door, taking her camera out of her purse.

The rest of the court (along with Spot and Oscar Delancey, Kim's boyfriend) were in the front room where a large spiral staircase was the center focus. When no one was looking Jill snapped a few pictures of it.

Mush and Race ascended the stairs. The boys were all in the same suit, just in different colors. After Mush's mother took a million pictures, and asked a million questions the group piled into the limos.

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Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
-The Breakfast Club-
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And suddenly everyone was in the possession of some sort of illegal substance. The limos were Race's uncles and his cousins were driving and they didn't care. So everyone took into getting as intoxicated as possible before reaching the hotel. No one really wanted to remember that night. The tension was growing in the first limo with Bumlets, Kim, Oscar, Spot, Teri, Skittery, Maria, and Specs.

"I'm glad you got stuck with the gay kid, at least I don't have to worry about him hitting on you," Oscar said loud enough for the whole limo to hear, he then turned to Bumlets "He better not hit on me," of course Oscar had to open his mouth, for someone so good looking he was so stupid.

"You can hit on me," Skittery said softly and everyone stopped, except for Maria and Specs who were busy shoving their tongues down each other's throats. And then Skittery nonchalantly added, "What? A guy can't be gay?" Bumlets smiled.

"Always figured," Teri said, breaking the silence. Spot shrugged and they began to make out.

Kim and Oscar began to make out shortly after which shut their mouths. This left Bumlets and Skittery almost alone in the limo. They talked about everything, and began to drink more and more.

And eventually the boys were kissing. It started off weirdly, and Bumlets stopped.

"You sure you want to be kissing me of all people?" he asked, praying that the answer was yes.

"I wouldn't have kissed you if I didn't want to," Skittery replied. And Bumlets was the happiest boy alive.

In the other limo there was no making out but a game of Truth or Dare was about to start, anything could happen.

"Me first!" Race said, looking around at who he was going to pick. "Uh Patchy, I mean Blink, truth or dare?"

"Truth," Blink said in between laughs at Race's ridiculous demeanor. Even someone as angst-full as Blink thought Race was hilarious.

"Why do you wear that eye patch?" Race asked with his signature smirk on his face.

"No reason, I just like it. I think pirates are cool," Blink answered truthfully for the first time in his life as to why he wore the small piece of cloth over his left eye.

"I thought you went blind in that eye!" Sam yelled.

"Nope, I just have a pirate fetish," the limo burst into laughter. "So I go now right? Uh Mush, truth or dare?"

"Dare," Mush replied.

"Kiss your date…I mean really make out with her. I wanna see some action," Blink was laughing and Lydia shifted her weight. Mush fixed his tie.

"Blink you're an ass, that's a shitty dare," Sam retorted, pushing him.

"Why? Why can't they make out? I bet everyone is making out in the other limo," Blink was looking for something to stir everyone up. "Why can't Mr. NP make out with the queen of the Drama geeks?" No one said anything. "You scared Mush? Scared you'll like it? Scared that she might the right girl for you? Just kiss her, don't be a pansy. And at least for thirty seconds."

Mush and Lydia looked at each other. They both shrugged and started kissing, awkwardly. They kept kissing, the limo "OOHHing" like an episode of Saved by the Bell. When it broke they were both red.

"Did you like that?" Blink asked Mush. He didn't answer aloud but just glared at him. "I'll take that as a yes."

When they got to the hotel where the dance was going to be held, no one wanted to get out. The outside world, their high school, would just ruin what they had created on the trip there. Teenagers ruin everything.

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SHOUT OUTS!

-Lyra- I'm glad I made your day/night.

-SpotLover421- Sorry about your reviews getting cut off. From what doesn't get cut off I see that you like this so thanks for the reviews.

-Dreamer- I'm glad you like David's "I don't believe in tradition" line. I was quite proud of it. The kool aid thing was actually a joke about cults. Like that one cult drank kool aid and it was poisoned. I don't know it's a joke my and my friends have about the popular kids, we say it to any middle schoolers we know. "Don't drink the kool aid…stay in marching band!"

-Written Sparks- Skittery is too yummy in this fic. Too bad he's gay.

-Sapphy- Are you in my house? ::looks about:: Nope. How did you know how much I love Boy Meets World? (I have a poster of Boy Meets World on my bedroom wall) I'm using a Boy Meets World quote in the next chapter! WOO!

In other news:

-Everyone who lives in NYC or near it should see "Little Shop of Horrors" I saw it last night and it was GREAT! Hunter Foster is wonderful.

-Does Blink wear it on the right or left? Well modern day Blink wears it on the left, in my story.

-Ahh drinking. The things that can happen. I, by the way, do not support getting drunk a lot. It's just I wanted to show what high school is really like, which involves drinking.

-I changed the rating to R. I think the drinking and stuff might be a bit much for PG13.

I hope you liked it...NOW REVIEW!