Sarah: Okay, for those people out there that are wondering WHY THE HELL DID I PUT THIS UNDER TRAGEDY, I will enlighten you on that.
Sokka: I'm STUFFED.
Dani: Good, then maybe you'll shut up.
Sokka: (glares)
Tweek: I can't believe you chugged a whole bag of potato chips, and lived!
Sarah: Sokka's sitting on the couch right now…he's so sweet!
Sokka: Yeah, but I can't move…
Sarah: Oh really?
Sokka: Yeah, why?
(Sarah walks over to the couch while Tweek's TYPING BECAUSE SHE'S TOO LAZY AND SOKKA-OBSESSED TO COME OVER HERE AND TYPE HER FRIGGIN' STORY!)
(Sarah sits down by Sokka)
Sokka: Hi…
Sarah: Hello…
Dani: Oh, someone get me a bucket!
Sokka: Sarah…why are you looking at me that way?
Sarah: C'mere, baby…
Sokka: Um….
Chapter11: THEREALLYTRAGICPARTTHATWILLLEAVEYOUTHININGI'MAJACKNUT...
Tadashi was silent. There's was no way that she was going to risk Aang's life. What the heck was she thinking? She refused to look into Zuko's eyes…because he knew what she was going to say. Zuko sat on the edge of the bed next to Tadashi, holding her hand in his.
"Zuko…" Tadashi said quietly. She had to tell him how she felt. Zuko was trying to get close to her. (No not like that. I mean he's trying to get her on his side…that would be WRONG!)
"What is it?" Zuko asked, his amber eyes sparkling.
"I can't do it…I have faith in the Avatar." Tadashi looked away from Zuko.
"Tadashi…Tadashi…I…-Zuko couldn't speak.
"Try and understand." Tadashi held Zuko's hands. They were average; not too rough and not too soft.
"I can't become loyal to the Fire Nation. It would be treason to my family. And…he would never forgive me…"
Zuko's eyes widened. (Well, his good one anyway…)
Had she said that out loud?
"Who's 'he'?" Zuko asked, suspicious.
"No one…" Tadashi murmured.
"Tell me who it is!" Zuko heated his hands, while Tadashi winced in pain.
"Alright!" She yelled. "His name is Sokka!"
"I knew it! You're in love with that Water Tribe peasant!"
"I'm…not in love with him…he's just a friend…"
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, really! How would you know about him anyway?"
"I've seen him numerous times with the Avatar. He's the Water Tribe girl's brother, isn't he?"
Tadashi nodded. "Katara's her name."
There was a silence. Zuko gazed at Tadashi as she stared at the floor with a hypnotic look in her eye. Tadashi finally said something once she had realized that Zuko was gazing at her.
"What?" She asked.
"If you're not in love with him, kiss me."
Tadashi was stupefied. "What the-
Before she could finish, Zuko pressed his lips to hers. She stiffened in shock as he did this…
At that moment, Aang had drove Aapa to the window of Tadashi's room. Sokka watched in horror as Tadashi sat there on the bed, her eyes fixed on Zuko as he refused to let her go.
"Tadashi?" He called. No one heard.
Aang was horrified as well. Tadashi was on his side now?
Sarah: Wow, Sokka, you're a really good kisser.
Tweek: While these two were busy playing tonsil hockey, my fingers are getting sore and achy and Dani's threw up, like, four times…
Dani: I need to lie down…
Sarah: Sokka, I love your neck. When I kiss it, you make funny noises!
Sokka: (sarcastically) Oh, anything for you, sweetheart.
Sarah: Aaw…give me a kiss, honey!
Sokka: I'm in trouble now…Sarah's, like, leaning on me on the couch…with her arms around me…staring with those beautiful gothic eyes…lined with black eyeliner…wow…
Tweek: NOOOOO!
Sarah: Hey Dani, can you put some heavy metal on? Look for my Korn CD.
Dani: Ugh…
Sarah: AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF TWO-PLAYER TONSIL HOCKY!
Sokka: Um…wait, Sarah, I'm sorry, but…we need to break up.
Sarah: What?
Sokka: It's true…I'm sorry...
Sarah: But…Why? I thought what we had was special.
Sokka: Actually, I've had a crush on Dani ever since I wound up here. You're beautiful and all, but you're just too dark and dangerous. I think I would be better off with Dani.
Sarah: Too…dark? I CAN BE PREPPY! WATCH ME DO A CHEER!
Sokka: That's alright, Sarah. You don't need to change for me.
Sarah: But… I love you, Sokka. I LOVE YOU!
Tweek: (snickering quietly to himself) Sarah's all mine…