I was just wondering...
Ghost belongs to ghost... and Kai is mine! MINE!
"I... don't understand them... so comfortable... so carefree... so..." Knuckles sighed, with his head on his hand. He stared out through the window. "So girly..." he muttered.
Sonic sighed. "Well, they are girls..." Sonic said.
They watched Rouge, Amy and Cream talk in the backyard. Sonic rolled his eyes.
"I... don't understand them..." Ghost said.
"Me too."
The three boys turned to find Kai. Sonic stifled a laugh. Knuckles raised an eyebrow.
"Umm... you are a girl, Kai." Ghost said, scratching the back of his head.
"Well... I just don't understand those kinds of girls!" she yelled.
"There are kinds of girls?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah... preps, sluts, whores, goths, and other stuff... and! The most common, tomboys..." Ghost said.
"Where am I in that category?" Kai asked him.
"Umm... I don't even know what those are!" Sonic whined.
"Well, I'll teach you!" Ghost said with a smile.
Kai's left eye started twitching. Knuckles put his hand to his mouth to prevent from puking.
"Umm... right..." Kai mumbled.
Ghost pushed them all into a empty room.
"And... Ghost? Can-" Knuckles was stopped.
"You will not call me 'Ghost' while I teach you... you will now refer to me as-"
"Hey, coffee boy, gimme a doughnut and a frappucinno with extra caramel!" Rouge yelled as she came in the front door. Ghost slumped and walked over to the kitchen... when he came back...
"Hey, coffee boy..." Sonic mocked.
"Shut up, Sonic! Let the poor guy speak!" Kai said, hitting Sonic on the head with her Quantum Physics textbooks that she really didn't care about.
"Okay... anyway, I'll teach you about girls... what they think about... why they act so bitchy every month for one whole week and-"
"And why they keep 'dollies' and not video games?" Knuckles asked.
"Umm..." Ghost turned around. "Don't worry Bingo... the mean wittle echidna didn't mean it..." he said, hugging the stuffed flamingo.
"Ghost! Stop making out with your stuffed bird and teach!" Sonic said.
"What? I don't make out with Bingo... it's a he!"
Sonic and Knuckles exchanged glances. Kai raised an eyebrow.
"You know what? Ghost, I think I can teach you how to be a boy..." Kai said with a smile.
"And I'll teach you to be a girl..." Ghost mumbled.
The two shook hands.
"Okay, and while you guys do that, we're gonna watch to have a good laugh..." Sonic said hysterically.
Umm... Sorry! Ghost is PLENTY boy-ish... he's NOT gay! Don't worry... I mean, he has a KID! Doesn't that mean something?
And Kai... she's really tomboy-ish... she'd even take it a compliment if you told her that she was like a boy...