Disclaimer : I say that my fanfic sucks and digimon (you know that tv show) I don't own rock
I seriously need to do some… construction to this story… yeeeeeaaa
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Tai's Heart Gets Broken
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"Good morning, residents of Obadia! I must say, you should've seen the game last night! It was bloody brill-"
Tai slammed his alarm clock, for he wanted more sleep and he also didn't want to hear the stupid "bloody" British wannabe talking on his so called morning show. He got up, rubbed his eyes, yawned, and fell asleep again.
"TAI!"
"Mmmph.." he mmmphed.
"You're going to be late mister!" his mother shcreamed.
"Sh'you're shgoing shto shbe shlate shmishter!" he mocked. In response, he got hit with a hand. "Jeeez… It's Saturday, mother. Tell me why I have to wake up for no reason at all?"
"Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no, no!" she stood there in a stern way like she's the boss of everything. "You're not, I repeat, NOT going to play that silly little rouse of yours Taichi Bob Kamiya!"
"Mumsy, my middle name isn't Bob! I don't even HAVE a middle name!"
"Well I'm doing that to piss you off so you can wake up and go to SCHOOL! A place where education resides! And-"
"Mornin' mom," Kari said as she walked by Tai's room. "Later Tai. That is, if I will see you later."
"Morning Kari," mama Kamiya said before scolding Tai again. "You need to do something with your life instead of mumbling around here! GET A JOB!"
"No mom…"
His mother started to this cheerleading thing because it would totally tick him off… since he hates cheerleaders.
"GET!" his mother frolicking.
"You're ruining my life!" He covered his ears with his pillow and laid back down.
"A!" She was putting so much energy into it.
"HEY THERE DELILAH! WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY!" Tai covered his ears and sang a song that he liked.
"J-O-B! JOB!"
Mama Kamiya posed cheerleader style. Then she stood straight up, panting and glaring at her son, while her son glared back. After a few moments, she screamed.
"HURRY UP!"
As soon as she started screaming, Tai scurried away, fearing the wrath of his mom.
Is she pmsing? Then again, she always acts like this. I'm so lucky to have such a cool pmsing mom.
After miraculously some minutes, he got out of the teeny tiny apartment, and sped into his car and drove off. Kari, not trusting her brother, was picked up by TK.
place where education resides
Tai somehow made it to class in time, for he was the first one to be there. Amazing, is it not? Well, anyways, during class, he was daydreaming about ice cream pies and peach sundaes. No wait… Ice cream sundaes and peach pies with flying pigs and snorting bulls. Tai has very unusual daydreams, but that's all relevant (I stole this from my friend's joke, who was told by his friend, who was told by this kid on this cruise, and in the end, got punched…. Because it was a very stupid joke… it was binky the clown and… potato… I don't know). Then, a pen hit him in the head.
First thought. 'What the hell!'
Second thought. 'Only one person throws pens at me…'
Third thought. 'Fucking pens from stupid Sora… I swear.. she is totally right… Sora DOES stand for stupid… but then again, we've been doing this ever since jr. high…. What a clever way to pass notes…It's a good thing she doesn't sit very far from me… Then again… this class is only like… 60 something people? And someone tell me how fucking 21 year olds still… STILL pass notes… gosh!'
Tai picked up the pen. He "uncapped" the pen and saw a note inside. Unfortunately it was stuck. Sora kept on pushing the note all the way inside the cap, so Tai wouldn't get it. She thought it was amusing to her to watch him take desperate measures for one itty bitty note. He blew threw the holes of the pen cap and out came the note. He unfolded it and read it.
Can we talk at the end of the day?
It originally said can we talk at lunch, but it was scribbled.
Normally the notes would be stupid like "happy happy joy joy". Or "tic tac toe", which Tai keeps losing. Ever since second grade, he kept losing to Sora at the game. 1 out of 10 games, he'd win. But Sora would score 30 while he scored a measly 5 (like me and my friend!). He frowned at this thinking that she needs to talk to him about Matt. Sora kept talking to him like he was her gay friend. But he isn't gay.
He rolled his eyes and chucked the note into his pocket and paid attention to his old, smelly, elderly, stinky teacher.
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'Maybe she knows…' Tai thought to himself, putting a finger on his chin. The thinking pose.
"Tai, thinking will only make you lose brain cells."
"Of course I will, Izzy," Tai turned to face the red-head. "That's what I'm trying to do!"
"So, what's up?"
"Well I have a lot of things on my mind.."
"Sora?"
"Not that…"
"Need a job?"
"Shut the fuck up.. YES, I need a job.. but not that… I was thinking of dorming…"
"But of course, you need money! So you-"
"Need a job…no duh… Since when did you become a smartass?"
"Since birth, boy.."
"I'm older than you, son!"
"Vatever…"
"You're not Swedish.."
"Who cares…it's fun though… you should try it.."
"Swedish? Nah… but European chicks are hot, I must say."
"All European chicks are, Tai. But there's not a chance that white guys are hotter than Asian guys!"
"Have you really looked at your girlfriend's room?"
Izzy sweatdrops and scratches his head.
"Well," he chuckled nervously.
"Exactly. You see pictures of pretty boys! Like Chad Michael Murray, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, whatever! The point is all American girls will think Asian guys are ugly."
"How do you know!"
"Well, remember when Mimi called us and started crying because the girls from her American school called her a J-pop and K-pop and all that other pop freak?"
"Oh… yea…"
"See? They said that w-inds., Lead, FLAME, are ugly! And they really are…."
"Are you saying you're gay?" Matt came out of nowhere.
"Yes, I'm gay. I think you're really hot and I want to bang you, Matt," Tai retorted and rolled his eyes.
"Really?"
"What a blonde…" Izzy mumbled.
"What do you mean what a blonde, Izzy?" Matt raised an eyebrow. "You're not so bright either. I mean, you seriously have no common sense. I mean, you're really, really, really fucking smart, so smart, you could like, solve something in a matter of nanoseconds, and also you have glasses which makes you EVEN smarter, and you used to have that stupid compooper-"
"It's not a stupid compooper!" Izzy defended, but Matt ignored him.
"But you're really stupid outside of school! I mean, I've never heard any smart people who have no common sense!"
"I do have common sense! I can use my logic!"
"I got to say, he's got you thurr, Matty boy.." Tai cut in.
"What do you mean, 'he's got you thurr' Tai lad?" Matt snorted.
Tai went into his thinking mode. After a second he said "I got it!"
"What?" Matt asked, tapping his foot impatiently.
"Don't do that.. you look gay.." Tai said.
"TELL ME!" blondie shouted.
"Well, remember when we were like, in grammar school, and you wanted to cut in front of Paul? Remember him? He was the one who flirted with-"
"Yes, yes… continue!"
"But you interrupted!"
"SHUT UP AND CONTINUE!"
"Matt," Izzy said. "How can he continue when you told him to shut up?"
"See! Another logic!" Tai gasped in mock amazement.
"CONTINUE!" Matt shouted. His face was red, too.
"Jeez, breathe, Matt. Well anyways, Izzy told you to cut in front of him and then he asked you if he could cut in front of you, so yea…"
"What the hell? I don't remember that!"
"How do you remember Paul, then?" Izzy eyed Matt suspiciously.
"I just do!"
"HE WENT LOGIC ON YOU, MATT!" Tai cracked up.
"WHAT?" Matt screamed. He screamed and screamed. He screamed to himself and grabbed his hair and pulled it and kept on screaming. Tai and Izzy were laughing so hard, they were crying and their stomachs hurt and their faces were tinged with red. Matt just kept on screaming. He was in his own little bubble. My space, (hahahaha) yea, whatever.
"Hi guys!"
The so called 20 and 21 year old men were acting like junior high students. The kept on laughing and laughing, and then stopped after like, 10 minutes. Matt was in the fetal position.
"Aw, what's wrong my darling?" Sora said to Matt in a funny voice.
Matt muttered to himself something about being confused with Izzy's logicness. Izzy got hit by Mimi.
"Hey Izzy!" Sora greeted red head.
"Hey.. Tai.." Sora greeted the bushy head with less enthusiasm.
Mimi caught this and did 'plan A'.
"Matt! Izzy! Are you guys coming and the date or what?" Mimi spoke quickly.
Matt looked up and Izzy was confuzzled. They both murmured huh.
"Iz, do you remember anything about a double date? Last time I checked, I had band practice and you were going to your little club of yours…" Matt mumbled to Izzy.
"Well, we ARE booked solid for tonight.." Izzy said back.
"You guys are such boys!" Mimi chuckled nervously while grabbing blondie and the smartass's arms and dragging them away.
Sora and Tai were left alone. Sora went to sit next to Tai.
"Tai… we really need to talk," she started. The kid looked at the chick.
"What do you mean?" he asked like he didn't have a care in the world.
"I mean… you've been… distant… I feel like we're not as close as we were back then."
"That's what YOU think, not me."
"Oh come on, Tai! You exactly think that!"
"How do you know I think that?"
"I read minds, Tai!"
"Really? Did you read,quote, Mr. Dung Beetle's, end quote, mind when you got called on for the answer? I seriously want to know!"
Sora smacked him. "Off the subject here, kid!"
"I'm not a kid. I'm a 21 year old man with a goal in life!"
Sora looked at him.
"Just because I have no job doesn't mean I have no goal!"
Sora smacked him again. "Tell me what the crap is wrong with you!"
"Well, if I knew, I would tell you and I wouldn't have a problem, now would I?"
"What?"
"I told you indirectly in a way! In sophie year in highschool!"
"What!"
"Why do you care anyway?"
"Because I love you!"
Sora covered her mouth with her hands realizing what she just said. Tai stared at her, like he was boring holes into her head.
"If you love me, why'd you choose Matt?"
"You're going off subject!"
"We're on the right subject! You're just not answering the question!"
"You're a jerk!"
"Me? A jerk? Who's the one to talk? You've been going out with Matt ever seventh grade and you tell me you love me now? That says a lot about you!"
Sora slapped him.
"I HATE YOU!"
"Oh, so NOW you hate me? Whatever, Sora. Why can't you make up your damn mind! First you love me, and now you hate me! Well, the latter part is mutual!"
Tai then walked away from her and shoved her with his shoulder in the progress. Sora was angry and then she went on her knees and hands and cried silently.
"You never said it… you just never said it…" Sora sobbed softly.
